Banter Geelong haiku

[catempire]

Shamelessly stealing this idea from twitter.

For those unaware, a haiku is a Japanese poem that takes the form:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

 

[catempire]

Something like:


Gaz back brings great hope
Shock horror Cats finals bomb
Sign Chris Scott for melts

 

[frggr]

Need a goal to win
He's streaming through the middle
Oh crap, it's Murdoch

 

[frggr]

Ball at the half forward
Here comes the Milburn Express
Goodnight, Silvagni

 

[year of the cat]

Yay, Wells picked up Kelly!
What? Kelly wants to leave us?
He's a f'n dud

 

[frggr]

A 33 point lead
Becomes a 23 point loss
Mission accomplished?

 

[catempire]

Olympic hopeful
Blicavs the steeplechaser
Now has two Carjis

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

A 33 point lead
Becomes a 23 point loss
Mission accomplished?

Too soon!!

 

[Hamingja]

New year and new hope
But the same shit once again
A bye, finals, tears

 

[catempire]

Tim Kelly’s home sick?
Two clubs over Nullarbor
No way Ross Lyon

 

[catempire]

Destination club
Haha equalisation
Hi to Gaz Rohan

 

[frggr]

Lining up for goal
Siren sounds, a brief, smug, smile
Straight sets beginning

 

[Cursed Cat]

Kardinia Park
Wings narrow, pockets shallow
MCG looms, vast

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

Chris Scott's poor finals
Worry not, he did win one flag
Riding Bombers wave

 

[Spazz Cat]

Kardinia Park
Is now GMHBA
Makes Haiku's easy

 

[Sticksman]

Silent guarding grass
man with ball runs past
time stands still

 

[allrighty]

With hope we sign on
To Scotties premiership plans
We’re let down again

 

[allrighty]

Silent guarding grass
time stands still
man with ball runs past

Brilliant

 

[Sticksman]

Carji athlete star
Blows raspberries at detractors
More to come

 

[jim boy]

Their is one who stands
Upon the shoulders of greats
His name? Dangerfield

 

[catempire]

We love father sons
Scarlett, Hawkins, the Abletts
Next Gary the Third

 

[you pick one]

Last post deleted
Not on Geelong Cats topic
Very sorry all.

 

[Zeroman]

Coach
PR
man

 

[Vdubs]

This year we looked slow
Who will be our new Wojo?
Dahlhaus or Rohan?

 

[JumpyHolden]

FMD it's silly season
Japanese Haiku's
Are the rage