Geelong rorting the system

[FootyLad0]

Ah yes, the Eagles. Staunchest anti-drug club ever

If i was a West Coke fan, i'd stay quiet forever in regards to anything drug related.

Same if i was a Carlton fan in regard to anything salary cap related.

The absolute definition of throwing stones in glass houses.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Nobody does satire like the British.

Noboy does satire like the British........




















.....except the Australian Football League.

 

[RPCB]

If i was a West Coke fan, i'd stay quiet forever in regards to anything drug related.

Same if i was a Carlton fan in regard to anything salary cap related.

The absolute definition of throwing stones in glass houses.

And neither has anything to do with the AFL in 2025.

But we can stay silent if you would like, it means there will “only” be 15 club supporters who will call out Geelong being a dodgy club. Instead of 17.

 

[Munich]

If you look hard enough there’s a trail to probably any club.

We’ve got two good ones right now.
The hawks have a prominent one in their forward line.
Shane Mumford got caught, retired and became a coach, then got reactivated as a player again. There’s probably heaps more that I can’t think of off the top of my head.

Melbourne
Sydney
Bulldogs
Don't tell me Dusty and co weren't on stuff

When the boys club AFL and media are all partaking it's not a surprise that nothing is done.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The level of corruption and conflict we live in is just extraordinary. It’s just infested in every level of government, business and everything else and treated like it’s completely normal.

 

[Munich]

Yeah he changed the rules to be so anti Richmond that every premiership since bar one has been to a side literally copying your play book.

Maybe it wasn't the rule changes. Maybe you just turned s***

If only he could get us a home final!

 

[STPer18]

We run everything.

As mentioned in another thread, we're getting this audit out the way so no questions are asked when we land the following players.

-JUH
-Butters
-Rowell
-Cadman
-Reid

I think we only grab one or two of these guys, we can't make it too obvious.

 

[Munich]

And neither has anything to do with the AFL in 2025.

But we can stay silent if you would like, it means there will “only” be 15 club supporters who will call out Geelong being a dodgy club. Instead of 17.

Why are we dodgy? Do you actually think any deals weren't checked with the AFL and signed off prior?

Do you think C Scott and the football dept are professional?

I mean compared to Carlton it's a low bar.

No dick pics coming out by our president.

 

[Elixuh]

We run everything.

As mentioned in another thread, we're getting this audit out the way so no questions are asked when we land the following players.

-JUH
-Butters
-Rowell
-Cadman
-Reid

You forgot the Hawks mid

 

[RPCB]

Why are we dodgy? Do you actually think any deals weren't checked with the AFL and signed off prior?

Do you think C Scott and the football dept are professional?

I mean compared to Carlton it's a low bar.

No dick pics coming out by our president.

Think that’s a different cheating scandal.

 

[sleep]

I think we only grab one or two of these guys, we can't make it too obvious.

per year...

We will do it over a 3 years. Cuthrie + Danger + Blicavs retire. Job done, nothing to see here.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Why are we dodgy? Do you actually think any deals weren't checked with the AFL and signed off prior?

Do you think C Scott and the football dept are professional?

I mean compared to Carlton it's a low bar.

No dick pics coming out by our president.

Our officials are highly sought after. Other clubs have poached key people, as have the AFL. Including Carlton for its CEO.

 

[Munich]

Our officials are highly sought after. Other clubs have poached key people, as have the AFL. Including Carlton for its CEO.

Yeah I notice he ignored the majority of my post.

When did Brian Cook leave us again?

Richmond have one of ours as well.

 

[sleep]

You forgot the Hawks mid

Will Day coming as well? Will slot in nicely.

 

[RPCB]

Yeah I notice he ignored the majority of my post.

When did Brian Cook leave us again?

Richmond have one of ours as well.

Because you asked me a question that I couldn’t possibly answer and then another question that is designed to fluff Geelong’s coach.

 

[Munich]

Because you asked me a question that I couldn’t possibly answer and then another question that is designed to fluff Geelong’s coach.

You stated the club is dodgy. What facts do you have to support that?

Does that include Brian Cook? Your current CEO.

 

[STPer18]

Yeah I notice he ignored the majority of my post.

When did Brian Cook leave us again?

Richmond have one of ours as well.

Cook left at the end of the 2021 season, Carlton hired him at the conclusion of that same season but even for someone like Cooky trying to turn Carlton into a Geelong-esque modern day powerhouse is proving to be a monumental task.

 

[RPCB]

You stated the club is dodgy. What facts do you have to support that?

I guess that is what this audit is about.

Does that include Brian Cook? Your current CEO.

Why don’t you answer that question for me. Do you think Brian Cook was dodgy? Your former CEO.

 

[Munich]

I guess that is what this audit is about.


Why don’t you answer that question for me. Do you think Brian Cook was dodgy? Your former CEO.

The audit that happens to every club and we hear nothing about them until the media bring it up to stir up ratings.

No, I don't think Brian Cook is or was dodgy. I'm not the one declaring it though, you are.

 

[FootyLad0]

I guess that is what this audit is about.


Why don’t you answer that question for me. Do you think Brian Cook was dodgy? Your former CEO.

Audits happen every single year.
So is everyone dodgy? Lol

 

[Munich]

Cook left at the end of the 2021 season, Carlton hired him at the conclusion of that same season but even for someone like Cooky trying to turn Carlton into a Geelong-esque modern day powerhouse is proving to be a monumental task.

Might be a tiny blip on the CV.

But he probably has enough runs on the board.

 

[RPCB]

The audit that happens to every club and we hear nothing about them until the media bring it up to stir up ratings.

No, I don't think Brian Cook is or was dodgy. I'm not the one declaring it though, you are.

Audits happen every single year.
So is everyone dodgy? Lol

The triggering that I used the word “dodgy” seems to be pretty intense. I am sure you guys can find much worse stuff said about Geelong after 86 pages.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Will Day coming as well? Will slot in nicely.

Dunno if we can fit him in but I'm sure Steve Hocking can direct the afl to let us play 19 on the field

 

[FootyLad0]

The triggering that I used the word “dodgy” seems to be pretty intense. I am sure you guys can find much worse stuff said about Geelong after 86 pages.

Stand behind what you said, don't backtrack now! LOL

 

[CatToTheFuture]

The audit that happens to every club and we hear nothing about them until the media bring it up to stir up ratings.

No, I don't think Brian Cook is or was dodgy. I'm not the one declaring it though, you are.

I really want to start up a Port Adelaide audit thread because they're getting audited too but no one cares