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What’s another billion ? They already spent that much and it’s still no good

It’s the Geelong way , get everything for free , pay for nothing , and yet you still can’t win

Is 4 a bigger number than 3?

I know your maths is about as good as Jack Newton when he counts past 5 using his fingers but I’m hoping you can help me.

Yes, when you play 47 finals in a century and you win more of them than you lose, it does get hard to keep track. So it’s understandable that someone as breathtakingly inept at actually doing research as you would be able to get their head around facts. But it seems that whoever is paying for our stadium, we win there, and we win elsewhere as well. Highlighted by our record away from there, too.
 

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I hear Geelong are Going to Get the Following Players.

  • Tom De Koning
  • Zak Butters
  • Clayton Oliver
  • Matt Rowell
  • Harley Reid
  • Jamarra Ugle-Hagan
  • Aaron Cadman

Question is Where do They find the Cap Space and Draft Capital to Land all of Them?
 
I hear Geelong are Going to Get the Following Players.

  • Tom De Koning
  • Zak Butters
  • Clayton Oliver
  • Matt Rowell
  • Harley Reid
  • Jamarra Ugle-Hagan
  • Aaron Cadman

Question is Where do They find the Cap Space and Draft Capital to Land all of Them?

Cap Space you ask? I'm guessing they will be part time footballers and employees of one or more of the following:

https://www.geelongcats.com.au/partners
 
I hear Geelong are Going to Get the Following Players.

  • Tom De Koning
  • Zak Butters
  • Clayton Oliver
  • Matt Rowell
  • Harley Reid
  • Jamarra Ugle-Hagan
  • Aaron Cadman

Question is Where do They find the Cap Space and Draft Capital to Land all of Them?
Handy off-season that.
 
I hear Geelong are Going to Get the Following Players.

  • Tom De Koning
  • Zak Butters
  • Clayton Oliver
  • Matt Rowell
  • Harley Reid
  • Jamarra Ugle-Hagan
  • Aaron Cadman

Question is Where do They find the Cap Space and Draft Capital to Land all of Them?
Still a fair way under the Cap with that group.

Apparently Bont will be on a Deakin Sports Science, err, scholarship for the next 3 years.

Will play with the Cats as a work experience "placement" condition of said educational arrangement.
 

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What’s another billion ? They already spent that much and it’s still no good

It’s the Geelong way , get everything for free , pay for nothing , and yet you still can’t win


We just won the premiership three years ago and have basically been in the finals every year for the last two decades.....but we still can't win?
 

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Has the former Geelong COO finished auditing the player payments made during his tenure there yet? Wouldn't have thought it would take so long given he should be familiar with the numbers.
 
I hear Geelong are Going to Get the Following Players.

  • Tom De Koning
  • Zak Butters
  • Clayton Oliver
  • Matt Rowell
  • Harley Reid
  • Jamarra Ugle-Hagan
  • Aaron Cadman

Question is Where do They find the Cap Space and Draft Capital to Land all of Them?
That's an awful lot for the "In Tray"
On the other end,
I hear TB is soon to be managing the first ever Cotton On outlet in Majorca.
 
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Geelong investigated by ASADA and cleared. ✅
Geelong's soft cap & Chris Scott's third party deal investigated and cleared. ✅
Geelong's salary cap and third party player payments audited and cleared. ✅


You don't have to like it, but the Geelong Football Club's adherance to the systems in place is the cleanest in the comp at the minute. Time for the lesser clubs to open their doors like the most successful club of the 21st century have. :eyes:
 

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