Geelong rorting the system

[Cyclops]

4 flags won on Collingwood's home ground (each disposing of Magpies in finals along the way) since 2007 is as good as it gets, yep. We aren't greedy. That's a stronger era than Collingwood has managed in your lifetime, despite having almost all of their finals at home.

Maths? You haven't won enough flags (rort, drug or otherwise) to be a Hawkbro, so leave that crap at the door.

Best not to count the Dank flags, you're better than that.

Chris Scott got you to double figures, yay! He may seem like a knob but I rate him very highly. Two flags for a povo underachieving semirural mid table club is amazing, in the mix with Dimma and Clarcko as best coach this century.

Matthews there I guess, Fagan the best of the rest, maybe our bloke moving on up.

 

[STPer18]

Geelong getting away with everything (again) seems to have tempers flaring amongst concerned opposition supporters of the lesser clubs (again). Ride it out friends, it will be okay.

 

[Mr Meow]

Maths? You haven't won enough flags (rort, drug or otherwise) to be a Hawkbro, so leave that crap at the door.

Best not to count the Dank flags, you're better than that.

Chris Scott got you to double figures, yay! He may seem like a knob but I rate him very highly. Two flags for a povo underachieving semirural mid table club is amazing, in the mix with Dimma and Clarcko as best coach this century.

Matthews there I guess, Fagan the best of the rest, maybe our bloke moving on up.

Glad you enjoyed all 4 of those flags since 2007. Your club was a special part of all of them.

 

[Cyclops]

Glad you enjoyed all 4 of those flags since 2007. Your club was a special part of all of them.

Dank was a disgraceful part of 2 of them. You remember, Bombers little mate?

 

[Mr Meow]

Dank was a disgraceful part of 2 of them. You remember, Bombers little mate?

Cry, cry, cry. Deflect, deflect, deflect.

Geelong say AFL cleared club over links to banned sports scientist Stephen Dank

Geelong admit they ordered a drug from a company associated with banned sports scientist Stephen Dank

www.theguardian.com

And wrong, wrong, wrong.

Collingwood were beaten by a better, fairer, classier Geelong team 4 times in finals on the way to premierships this century.

 

[Cyclops]

Cry, cry, cry. Deflect, deflect, deflect.

Geelong say AFL cleared club over links to banned sports scientist Stephen Dank

Geelong admit they ordered a drug from a company associated with banned sports scientist Stephen Dank

www.theguardian.com

And wrong, wrong, wrong.

Collingwood were beaten by a better, fairer, classier Geelong team 4 times in finals on the way to premierships this century.

Exoneration? Of course!

Bomber was at Geelong with his entire crew of dopers being lawful, and they were only corrupted when they git to Essendon by that mental titan James Hird.

Didn't two of your players get done for PED's?
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Yes. Caught and punished. The defence was "someone put steroids in my cocaine". Surprisingly the drugs didn't come from Bomber Thompsons garage full of drugs.

Poor Bomber, apparently he began using because of WADAs investigation.

 

[Mr Meow]

Exoneration? Of course!

Bomber was at Geelong with his entire crew of dopers being lawful, and they were only corrupted when they git to Essendon by that mental titan James Hird.

Yes. Caught and punished. The defence was "someone put steroids in my cocaine". Surprisingly the drugs didn't come from Bomber Thompsons garage full of drugs.

Poor Bomber, apparently he began using because of WADAs investigation.

Grandad's using gifs again - looks like he doesn't have a leg to stand on regarding his XL serving of copium. I get it - heroin's more expensive than crafting your own self soothing fairytale.

"My poor club was mercilessly spanked in 3 finals by one of the best teams in my lifetime" through the bitterness translator = "I need to pretend Geelong being found innocent was the AFL's very own OJ case".

Nobody likes a sore, pathetic loser. Take it like a man after all these years for once, gramps. Your beloved team was outfought and outclassed each time, with the honour of being Geelong's kingmakers 4 times in the last 20 years. I bet you had a front row seat too.

 

[Cyclops]

Grandad's using gifs again - looks like he doesn't have a leg to stand on regarding his XL serving of copium. I get it - heroin's more expensive than crafting your own self soothing fairytale.

"My poor club was mercilessly spanked in 3 finals by one of the best teams in my lifetime" through the bitterness translator = "I need to pretend Geelong being found innocent was the AFL's very own OJ case".

Nobody likes a sore, pathetic loser. Take it like a man after all these years for once, gramps. Your beloved team was outfought and outclassed each time, with the honour of being Geelong's kingmakers 4 times in the last 20 years. I bet you had a front row seat too.

I use gifs to express hilarity. It's funny!

Come on, admit it, the biggest drug cheat program ever uncovered in our sport was at Essendon: for four years before that the entire crew of them were at Geelong, injecting the players madly. Demetriou says it was clean.

All this copium from you obscures this fact: since the drug crew relocated away from Kardinia Park the great Chris Scott has lifted your club from a deeply suspicious period into an amazing run of sustained success. So many finals, and two flags. We've copied parts of your methods, it's very influential.

If it hadn't been for two far bigger and better resourced clubs in Richmond ans Hawthorn snatching 3 flags each you might have snagged 4 or even more untainted flags in that time.

It's a golden age for a middling organisation, and its only jealousy that makes people claim you're rorting, when teally it comes down to great admin and a brilliant coach.

 

[Mr Meow]

I use gifs to express hilarity. It's funny!

Come on, admit it, the biggest drug cheat program ever uncovered in our sport was at Essendon: for four years before that the entire crew of them were at Geelong, injecting the players madly. Demetriou says it was clean.

All this copium from you obscures this fact: since the drug crew relocated away from Kardinia Park the great Chris Scott has lifted your club from a deeply suspicious period into an amazing run of sustained success. So many finals, and two flags. We've copied parts of your methods, it's very influential.

If it hadn't been for two far bigger and better resourced clubs in Richmond ans Hawthorn snatching 3 flags each you might have snagged 4 or even more untainted flags in that time.

It's a golden age for a middling organisation, and its only jealousy that makes people claim you're rorting, when teally it comes down to great admin and a brilliant coach.

You're too lazy to even get your own material: "No, you're using copium!".

The rest is simply doubling down on your hysterical conspiracy theories and fantasies. It's not a big deal being beaten by the best. Geelong have graciously been on the end of it for Hawthorn and Richmond flags.

Some Collingwood supporters have a real sore loser mentality, more befitting minnows like St Kilda. Maybe you should apply to switch clubs so that your incessant whinging and deflecting is fully embraced.

The backtracking and back slapping for the Scott era doesn't wash - it's just because 2 Geelong flags at the expense of Collingwood is enough for you to emotionally handle, but 4 has you in the foetal position.

 

[PhatBoy]

Dank was a disgraceful part of 2 of them. You remember, Bombers little mate?

How long are you gonna pursue this stupid road mate. ‘A guy who later cheated was involved in supplying something legal that was used to treat an injury for one of your lower tier players.’

Oooooh that undoes everything.

It’s like saying that if Chopper Read once worked as a qualified security guard and did a perfectly good job, his employer had to have been breaking the law because of crimes he committed at another point in time.

 

[RPCB]

How long are you gonna pursue this stupid road mate. ‘A guy who later cheated was involved in supplying something legal that was used to treat an injury for one of your lower tier players.’

Oooooh that undoes everything.

It’s like saying that if Chopper Read once worked as a qualified security guard and did a perfectly good job, his employer had to have been breaking the law because of crimes he committed at another point in time.

 

[Mr Meow]

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What do you think ordering one legal supplement off Dank's company to help Max Rooke recover actually proved? Unless your theory is there was a whole undercover operation and all paperwork burned. In which case you're admitting to being a conspiracy nut.

 

[PhatBoy]

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Well yeah, it is.

Let me explain it as simply as possible.

Person X is found guilty of breaking rules in one position of employment.

This does not inherently mean they broke rules in previous position of employment. Particularly when that previous position of employment was investigated and looked into, and wasn’t ACTUALLY even a position of employment anyway.

It can’t be that hard for people to understand.

‘This guy worked at your club so you were cheating. Because he worked at your club.’
‘well no, he didn’t. We once got a supplement, a legal one that most clubs used, through a company that he worked for.’
‘Oh.’

That, essentially, is that.

 

[RPCB]

What do you think ordering one legal supplement off Dank's company to help Max Rooke recover actually proved? Unless your theory is there was a whole undercover operation and all paperwork burned. In which case you're admitting to being a conspiracy nut.

Well yeah, it is.

Let me explain it as simply as possible.

Person X is found guilty of breaking rules in one position of employment.

This does not inherently mean they broke rules in previous position of employment. Particularly when that previous position of employment was investigated and looked into, and wasn’t ACTUALLY even a position of employment anyway.

It can’t be that hard for people to understand.

‘This guy worked at your club so you were cheating. Because he worked at your club.’
‘well no, he didn’t. We once got a supplement, a legal one that most clubs used, through a company that he worked for.’
‘Oh.’

That, essentially, is that.

None of this would hold up in a court of law. Chopper Read’s (sic) hypothetical security guard employer would have the case thrown out by a judge.

 

[Mr Meow]

None of this would hold up in a court of law. Chopper Read’s (sic) hypothetical security guard employer would have the case thrown out by a judge.

Back to your hole until next time then.

 

[RPCB]

Back to your hole until next time then.

I have always thought that the main board is a bit of a rabble, but this thread does make up for it. Funny as shit at times.

 

[PhatBoy]

None of this would hold up in a court of law. Chopper Read’s (sic) hypothetical security guard employer would have the case thrown out by a judge.

Well yeah it would. Because we wouldn’t be charged in a court of law with ‘obtaining a legal supplement.’

Can you tell me again what we did wrong. ‘You’ve been summoned here to answer a charge of buying something legally. How do you plead.’

 

[Art Vandelay_]

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It actually is a very apt metaphor.

 

[Mr Meow]

I have always thought that the main board is a bit of a rabble, but this thread does make up for it. Funny as shit at times.

Yep, it's like a flame for moronic moths trying out their saddest material. You're arguably MVP in that regard.

 

[RPCB]

Well yeah it would. Because we wouldn’t be charged in a court of law with ‘obtaining a legal supplement.’

Can you tell me again what we did wrong. ‘You’ve been summoned here to answer a charge of buying something legally. How do you plead.’

I didn’t say you (Geelong) did anything wrong. I just posted a gif.

It actually is a very apt metaphor.

Ones a real world situation and ones a made up situation. I thought the gif fits, but clearly you guys don’t think it does. Sorry for that. Not trying to start an argument either any of you.

 

[RPCB]

Yep, it's like a flame for moronic moths trying out their saddest material. You're arguably MVP in that regard.

That’s unfair. There are plenty more on here than have outright said Geelong are rorting the system. I haven’t said that on here once.

 

[Mr Meow]

That’s unfair. There are plenty more on here than have outright said Geelong are rorting the system. I haven’t said that on here once.

I'm referring more to the lame gags.

But behind those, you either do genuinely think it, or you don't. I reckon you absolutely do, but feel free to prove me wrong.

 

[RPCB]

You either do think it, or you don't. I reckon you absolutely do, but feel free to prove me wrong.

Why would you care about my opinion?

 

[Mr Meow]

Why would you care about my opinion?

Why does anyone care about anything? Why do you care about this thread? Information informs intent. If you just feel like being a child, then fair enough. But maybe you're actually a deranged, bitter conspiracy nut like Cyclops

 

[STPer18]

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