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Geezuz, SHUT UP Dermie!!
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Guy crosses road
Dermie: "Now see that??... Sorry Huddo, just for the viewers at home... See how the guy actually decides internally to cross the road before he actually does? You can actually see him contemplating where to cross and at what angle, which you'll only ever see in a more mature, competent road crosser. Now a lot of people will just say its a guy crossing the road; and it is, but for someone who was up at 5am daily trying to perfect this sort of form, you really develope an understanding of just how important the lead up to the.. Let's call it "actual crossing of the road" is. The left to right then back to left and right once more just to be sure is exactly how we all wish we could cross, but we never actually take the time to perfect it.. And if you look, once he's committed he's never really out of crossing, at no point does he really look back or hesitate in his stride... Sorry Huddo, I just thought that was a remarkable bit of vision and had to elaborate briefly for the viewers at home.."
Dermie: "Now see that??... Sorry Huddo, just for the viewers at home... See how the guy actually decides internally to cross the road before he actually does? You can actually see him contemplating where to cross and at what angle, which you'll only ever see in a more mature, competent road crosser. Now a lot of people will just say its a guy crossing the road; and it is, but for someone who was up at 5am daily trying to perfect this sort of form, you really develope an understanding of just how important the lead up to the.. Let's call it "actual crossing of the road" is. The left to right then back to left and right once more just to be sure is exactly how we all wish we could cross, but we never actually take the time to perfect it.. And if you look, once he's committed he's never really out of crossing, at no point does he really look back or hesitate in his stride... Sorry Huddo, I just thought that was a remarkable bit of vision and had to elaborate briefly for the viewers at home.."
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What a painful bastard.
Could spend 3 hours explain how to pour a glass of water.
The mayo king!
Could spend 3 hours explain how to pour a glass of water.
The mayo king!
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Bloody hilarious!
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There was one game over the last round, where he said "yeah...they've won this through gamecraft". I thought all the dickheads only got gigs at the Adelaide fringe
I'd say because Essendon didn't take him at No.1. Can't help himself brereton
He actually wrecks it. Surely he's given feedback. So condescending to the viewer/listener.
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Haha brilliant
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Once a big blond pompous ponce, always a big blond pompous ponce.
Ponce on Dermie, ponce on mate.
Ponce on Dermie, ponce on mate.
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Peroxide blonde M8....He's a frosty-boy bog-Irishman.
Yeah I know he likes the dye job..makes him just more poncey
All I'll say is he is paid to do what he does, he will be around all season, so get over it.
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...and hello to you too sweetheart.
People ARE allowed to have a different opinion to you, you know. If you like him and his commentary, that's fine....a lot of us don't, so get over it.
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I get that you don't like Dermies commentary style and that's cool.
It's the same for me with those Flog campaigners Tim Watson and Matty Lloyd.
When you say "Always a ponce" that's just crap go ask any Essendon player who played against him if he was a ponce.
Most of them were s**t scared of him.
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Being a ponce has nothing to do with his aggressive hardnut playing style. Don't worry, I saw all ess v Haw games in 80s and I know how good he was...
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Fair enough and I know how some commentators grate some people, but I took your comment "Ponce" as meaning soft.
As we both know you could call Dermie many things but soft is not one of them.
You should have seen this guy rock up to the Fox Footy season launch last week...
Showed up about halfway through proceedings wearing a half-buttoned white linen shirt scarily reminiscent of the below David Brent number.
He then proceeded to peacock around the room having found the arm of his apparently new, early 20s girlfriend without actually saying anything to her or anyone else - was essentially just making sure everyone saw him.
Was an incredible display of "launchcraft".
Showed up about halfway through proceedings wearing a half-buttoned white linen shirt scarily reminiscent of the below David Brent number.
He then proceeded to peacock around the room having found the arm of his apparently new, early 20s girlfriend without actually saying anything to her or anyone else - was essentially just making sure everyone saw him.
Was an incredible display of "launchcraft".
What is wrong with Lloyd? Isn't afraid to state his opinion and I don't see him as biased towards the Bombers at all. Probably one of the better special comments out there. Watson is rubbish though, definitely give you that one.
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Ess 2 haw 1 says we lead.
