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Jack Stevens

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Wow Swans mauling the Tigers.

And to think, out in a forest or a zoo, if you put a Tiger next to Swan it would eat it for breakfast. Richmond don't deserve to have such an awesome animal as their mascot. What do swans eat? Worms or bird seed? Richmond Worms or Richmond BirdSeeds sounds pretty good to me.
 

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I'm gonna post this here and not on the Richmond board because it sounds ridiculous, but apparently Hardwick didn't actually sign an extension at the start of the year, it was actually just an announcement to shut the media up and he's gone at the end of the year. Also heard that Vickery has toured and wants to go to the hawks but Richmond have asked him if he'd stay if they traded Jack. Sounds pretty ridiculous but the bloke who told me would definitely know...
You're right, that does sound pretty ridiculous...
 

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Richmond tweety birds.
Richmond Roadkill.

By now it's about 11pm after the tiger wandered onto a major freeway, they tried moving it to the side but then out of nowhere the damned thing just split in half, which was collected by a B-double. Having given up the recovery of such a magnificent beast, the would be caretakers threw the other half back on the road where now the only remnants are a few smears, a bit of fur here and there and some pissed off motorists.

From the nearby creek the swans watched the carnage and laughed, then after a coupel of hours flew off to do much better things, such as try and take over the pond of ducks...
 

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I'm gonna post this here and not on the Richmond board because it sounds ridiculous, but apparently Hardwick didn't actually sign an extension at the start of the year, it was actually just an announcement to shut the media up and he's gone at the end of the year. Also heard that Vickery has toured and wants to go to the hawks but Richmond have asked him if he'd stay if they traded Jack. Sounds pretty ridiculous but the bloke who told me would definitely know...
I believe the Vickery part. They want a Hale replacement who can ruck and kick a goal or two per week.
 

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I'm gonna post this here and not on the Richmond board because it sounds ridiculous, but apparently Hardwick didn't actually sign an extension at the start of the year, it was actually just an announcement to shut the media up and he's gone at the end of the year. Also heard that Vickery has toured and wants to go to the hawks but Richmond have asked him if he'd stay if they traded Jack. Sounds pretty ridiculous but the bloke who told me would definitely know...
I was actually buying the story until keep Vickery & trade Jack. I reckon your mate got spun a yarn.
 
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