General AFL thread 2016

[Choomah]

Norf?


He'll be out the team before that contract ends

he should be out of the team now hes the worst forward going round

 

[burningdwarf]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/car...n/news-story/078c1fbf91c12d0227943b29334916be
hows big cazzy asking for 500k lmao what a spanner, whos gonna pay 500k for a 18 goal a year forward

Fox Sports going the brutal troll with the caption.

 

[JG22]

Damo: JOMs management will try to get him through pre season draft.
If this happens its complete bullshit.
Rather him go to Carlton and play well

 

[Mowman]

Thomo & Buckley going for it on twitter LOl

I have always enjoyed Thomo always been good value

 

[Choomah]

Thomo & Buckley going for it on twitter LOl

I have always enjoyed Thomo always been good value

loves the argy bargy on twitter

 

[saintsrfreak]

Pretty outrageous that Roo hasn't made the AA squad I reckon.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/car...n/news-story/078c1fbf91c12d0227943b29334916be
hows big cazzy asking for 500k lmao what a spanner, whos gonna pay 500k for a 18 goal a year forward

The Doggies. And prob a bit more than 500k

 

[Choomah]

listen to this on Audioboo

****in pisser this

 

[CHBench]

Taken from the Carlton board

2007 Kruezer, Browne, Armfield,
2008 Yarran, Robinson, OKeefe, Tiller
2009 Lucas, Davies, Kerr,
2010 Watson, McCarthy, Mitchell, McInnes, Duigan
2011 Bootsma, Rowe, Buckley
2012 Menzel, Temay, Graham
2013 Cripps, Giles, Holman,
2014 Boekhoest, Vojo Rainbow, Smith

In 8 years worth of drafting (featuring 10 x 1st rounders - one of which we traded out for Brock McLean, and another for Judd), we've netted 1 x gun (Cripps) and 6 x B graders (Kruezer, Army, Buckley, Rowe, Graham, Boeky). Sam Docherty we got on the cheap via Brisbane (and thank God - without him we'd be adding another spoon to the tally this year).

I think he got his B grade confused with his C/D grade, but that rivals us 06-11. Putrid. And without crafty list management they are screwed for a long long time

 

[JG22]

Fiorini stiff to miss rising star nod
2nd game over 30 touches jet

 

[Hayes4PM]

listen to this on Audioboo

****in pisser this

I'm dead. That is too good.

 

[Glen Buterol]

listen to this on Audioboo

****in pisser this

Bloody hilarious!!!

 

[Smoke_Me_AKipper]

listen to this on Audioboo

****in pisser this

Wow - I'm lost for words....surely that was a set-up? A real crack-up though....

 

[joop]

Seriously, that call is probably the funniest thing I've heard all year. He absolutely kills it.

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

Seriously, that call is probably the funniest thing I've heard all year. He absolutely kills it.

"Stop it!"

I think that's when I lost it.

 

[gringo2011]

Damo: JOMs management will try to get him through pre season draft.
If this happens its complete bullshit.
Rather him go to Carlton and play well

Scott Lucas said as much when he thought they'd played themselves out of last spot saying he would have cheated the result to manipulate the draft. Old Essendon boys learnt their craft early. He was suggesting to get Jaeger through the PSD was on the cards.

 

[sammm]

listen to this on Audioboo

****in pisser this

Heard this today. Very funny

 

[StKing11]

Oh boy, Lachie Whitfield and former top GWS officials being investigated for dodging a drug test.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...s-over-drugs-allegations-20160829-gr41b6.html

 

[Froffinho]

Oh boy, Lachie Whitfield and former top GWS officials being investigated for dodging a drug test.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...s-over-drugs-allegations-20160829-gr41b6.html

Guess Essendon will be on high alert now. Seems a good fit.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Oh boy, Lachie Whitfield and former top GWS officials being investigated for dodging a drug test.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...s-over-drugs-allegations-20160829-gr41b6.html

Lol the idiots risk a four year ban to avoid a illicit drug strike. Buddy will be pissing himself laughing.

 

[Geary Is GOAT]

T. Cloke to the doggies looking like a lock

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...s/news-story/6e0f74aec07825b199c50c0503d2fbf9

 

[dougiemac]

listen to this on Audioboo

****in pisser this

Did the CIA have a hand in Richmond's disastrous season?

 

[JG22]

T. Cloke to the doggies looking like a lock

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...s/news-story/6e0f74aec07825b199c50c0503d2fbf9

May maybe norf
Cloke and Mayne gonna be beast

 

[Geary Is GOAT]

May maybe norf
Cloke and Mayne gonna be beast

Apparently ruled out of Norf due to "a change in list management strategy"

I.e. we realise we're ****ed and need to stop recruiting 29 year olds

 

[CHBench]

Also known as "we didn't anticipate the PR disaster that happened, and now have to justify dumping a top 5 player and club legend cause it needs to be seen as if we're rebuilding, and not topping up"