General AFL Thread

[Grav]

Maybe they should get Tania Hird as spokesperson, "wasn`t us, we didn`t know they were going to publish them, blame the club"

 

[By a Point]

Wonder if Swanny got his dick tattooed as well. Can't leave a couple of square inches untarnished.

might have got his ar*ehole done with a portrait of Andrew Demetriou

 

[Joffaboy]

might have got his ar*ehole done with a portrait of Andrew Demetriou

Or a self portrait

 

[StFly]

Eddie used deflect;
It was minorly effective as no one really gave a shit;
Laughter ensued.
Double standard bullshit was disregarded because it's totally got nothing to do with Collingwood, nada, ziltch, who are these people again? Nobodies, that's who!

Who gives a shit that the pics were sold and someone bought them? It's a market is it not and supply and demand applies to a market, the women will get whats coming to them if it comes to the legalities of it all, it's irrelevant. Relevant is that unlike our situation where the pics were stolen and distributed by a third party who ended to be a bit disturbed, these are men, in relationships, feeling that it's OK to contravene written agreements with a sporting body and I would assume at them being nudes get some on the side.

And people still see them as role models, no wonder gen Y is looked down upon as utter shit.

 

[Cornish]

Hes not tough until he gets a WOW Jones

 

[Defacto]

hopefully the cops lay charges

 

[Dr Spaceman]

Haven't seen the uncensored pics yet, but surely these would be the ugliest Collingwood members since Joffa [emoji12]


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[Kilroy]

Hes not tough until he gets a WOW Jones

Just found out how he got his nickname. Let's just say he had a "W" on each cheek and leave it at that.

 

[SaintJesus]

Better get sexting boyo!

 

[1990crow]

https://www.change.org/p/gillon-mcl...utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

 

[SaintsSeptember]

https://www.change.org/p/gillon-mcl...utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

I don't agree with everything in that.

 

[gringo2011]

Bombers first signing is Crowley. Nice that they take a guy with a similar interests to the club.

 

[joop]

https://www.change.org/p/gillon-mcl...utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Will definitely not be signing that piece of Garbage.

 

[StFly]

Bombers first signing is Crowley. Nice that they take a guy with a similar interests to the club.

Hi, Ryan, Woosha here, now I know I don't need to ask but, can you go around one more time?
"Dunno mate"
What if we have copious amounts of the good stuff?
"Sold!"

Easiest negotiation ever.

 

[Jade Buddha]

I've heard Warrick Capper has offered his services - whatever they are. Anyway in for a pinch in for a pound.

 

[Flandersss]

I've heard Warrick Capper has offered his services - whatever they are. Anyway in for a pinch in for a pound.

Straight from the horse's mouth:

"they talked me into it ive accepted 7 figure sum & looking forward to pulling the boots & dominating goal sq again !"

 

[Sir Skid]

Straight from the horse's mouth:

"they talked me into it ive accepted 7 figure sum & looking forward to pulling the boots & dominating goal sq again !"

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Love the targetted tanning. Obviously inspired by the former coach.
Having said that, not controlled, prescribed by or overseen in anyway by said former coach as he was too busy looking at his own genetically modified melanin performance.

 

[Sir Skid]

After a long search I believe I've located the guilty party....

Said coach asked to comment...
"Yes, yes, that's him. Still room under the bus for one more too"

 

[Rors]

Woah! 2014 draftee Damien Cavka forced to retire due to degenerative foot injury. So shit for such a young kid

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/s...-midfielder-damien-cavka-is-forced-to-retire/

 

[Kilroy]

Woah! 2014 draftee Damien Cavka forced to retire due to degenerative foot injury. So shit for such a young kid

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/s...-midfielder-damien-cavka-is-forced-to-retire/

 

[CursingFijian]

Fremantle poster wrote on their pre-season board that Harley Balic has hip issues and is currently being assessed by Dockers medical staff for possible surgery.

 

[Persevering Saint]

Fremantle poster wrote on their pre-season board that Harley Balic has hip issues and is currently being assessed by Dockers medical staff for possible surgery.

Why do this to Dewah, man?

 

[Barrels]

As much as I hate 'em, and I really hate 'em, I'm forced to admit that this isn't the worst team I've seen at AFL level...

FB: Gwilt - Hartley - Baguley
HB: Polkinghorne - Brown - Kelly
RK: Leuenberger - Goddard - Crowley
CR: Zaharakis - Z.Merrett - Simpkin
HF: Cooney - Daniher - Laverde
FF: Stokes - McKernan - Jamar
IC: Dea J.Merrett Bird Parish

And that's not including rumoured Top Ups Sam Grimley, Matt Watson or George Burbury.

It'd give Carlscum a run for their money.

EDIT: forgot Craig Bird. Thanks Joffaboy

 

[Axcellence]

As much as I hate 'em, and I really hate 'em, I'm forced to admit that this isn't the worst team I've seen at AFL level...

FB: Gwilt - Hartley - Baguley
HB: Polkinghorne - Brown - Kelly
RK: Leuenberger - Goddard - Crowley
CR: Zaharakis - Z.Merrett - Simpkin
HF: Cooney - Daniher - Laverde
FF: Stokes - McKernan - Jamar
IC: Dea J.Merrett Fantasia Parish

And that's not including rumoured Top Ups Sam Grimley, Matt Watson or George Burbury.

It'd give Carlscum a run for their money.

That's about it. Carlton is about its match.

Otherwise, it's decimated when you consider the KPP positions. I can forsee Goddard being tried to fill holes everywhere. For the mids, they have a lot of players who haven't played for the same team, let alone playing together. Jamar and McKernan - the opposition running defenders will be laughing all the way.

I'll put this team worse than the 2005/06 Carlton side.

 

[Loyal Sainter]

As much as I hate 'em, and I really hate 'em, I'm forced to admit that this isn't the worst team I've seen at AFL level...

FB: Gwilt - Hartley - Baguley
HB: Polkinghorne - Brown - Kelly
RK: Leuenberger - Goddard - Crowley
CR: Zaharakis - Z.Merrett - Simpkin
HF: Cooney - Daniher - Laverde
FF: Stokes - McKernan - Jamar
IC: Dea J.Merrett Fantasia Parish

And that's not including rumoured Top Ups Sam Grimley, Matt Watson or George Burbury.

It'd give Carlscum a run for their money.

I reckon they could win around 3 games this year. .. I bloody hope we're not one of the sides they beat. That'd be horrific.