GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT

[fef]

Is it safe,has the friggin "BLOCKBUSTER"
been played, thank God.
You can all zip up those flies and have the post coital smoke.
Christ, I don't know what is more tedious , listening to every boring journo in the state flogging themselves over a home and away game, or watching the riveting daily journey of the stick-on fire, otherwise known as the torch relay.
Wait on, why don't they get some of those under utilised sports hacks to do a head to head battle between the 56 torch and the 2000 torch.

 

[Johnno]

Ten of us are so bored to tears with both Essendon and Carlton that we all went out to dinner in Brunswick st.and fined anyone two dollars a piece if they brought up any of the following overused words,
Hird, lloyd, Kouta,Elliott& Carlton and five bucks if you happened to use either Essendon or Sheedy.

 

[Woof]

I reckon Essendon are in a no- win situation, if they go all the way and win the flag everyone will just expect it.
Come the last two weeks Prelim. and grand final I reckon they will be shitting themselves,thinking of the humiliation of doing a John Hewson and losing the unloseable.
I think they are kidding themselves if they don't know that every supporter of every other club will be watching and waiting like Ghouls around a gruesome accident.

 

[Johnno]

These boring carlton and essendon bastards are still prattling on talking shit.

 

[Chief]

Epic bump.

 

[zackah]

I think we should reopen this fred chief.

2000. What a time to be alive

 

[Chief]

We were all just scraping together a new society from the ruins of the Y2K bug...

 

[Chief]

The 2000 Sydney Olympic Games were a disaster as - cut off from the outside world and with no hope of returning home - gangs of roving athletes set landmarks ablaze in an orgy of violence and destruction.