Getting the fans into the games

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Stadium Operations Limited and the Australian Football League have become somewhat concerned with the slow movement of patrons into Colonial Stadium for last week's match between Essendon and Hawthorn. Despite the game being completely pre-sold, some patrons still found it difficult to get into the ground in a timely fashion.

Since customer service and comfort is our number one priority, we have decided to release some guidelines for supporters of Essendon and Hawthorn to assist them in accessing the stadium and its facilities as easily and quickly as possible in future.

ESSENDON SUPPORTERS

Set video to tape the remainder of Video Hits
Put hair up in pigtails
Get mum or dad to drive you to Glen Iris/Hawksburn/Canterbury station
Meet Cindy, Debbie and Mandy. Bitch about Sarah
Alight from train at Spencer Street and walk to ground
Buy new Matthew Lloyd badge (the 'serious' look one. Oh, he's so cute)
Buy footy record so you can finally work out who is number 6 and try to tell the Johnsons apart
Find seats at the back of the cheer squad
Get loud

HAWTHORN SUPPORTERS

Walkies!
Heel.
HEEL!
Wait.
Heel.
NO! Down!
Heel.
Sit.
Stay.
Good Boy!

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

lol@danny, it was a joke right?

 

[Chris_23]

LMAO All class DCFC.

 

[SS11]

LOL wheres one for the pies fans???

hehehehe

 

[Dave]

/camp voice on/

Damn, I'll just have to grow my hair longer, those pigtails just didn't look at all fab.

/camp voice off/

Pisser Danny, love yer work!

 

[Joel]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[sainter]

Good one Danny. Very funny!

Our supporters are more likely to go to the Pub before the game and then decide that they would be better off spending the day there than at the footy.