Girls are evil!

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

Pisser!

 

[Mobbs]

Very clever, a mate told me he'd heard that recently on JJJ, and it had my chuckling!

Didn't mention it when I got home, though ...

 

[X_box_X]

Very creative BPP...

 

[SS11]

LOL no arguments here...

ill wait for the shaven headed, fat lesbian women-power chicks to show up tho

HAHAHA

 

[DEES RULE!]

very funny..... I won't argue with you..... you know what happens to me at midnight don't you Big Popa Pomp? LOL

GO DEES!

 

[Asgardian]

Come on guys, you have got it all wrong

Girls are NOT evil

The problem is that us guys are incapable of ever understanding a female, it is some sort of biological trick that occurs, the formula is along the lines of "the more female hormones that are added, the less logic cells are included"

Now girls, do not get your knickers in a knot, I am NOT saying females have no brains, females are just as smart as guys.

It is more a problem that when a male and female argue, and the guy uses logic to win, he is immediately lost, despite winning the argument, the guy has no defence against a woman who is incapable of seeing logic, so naturally many guys are led to the conclusion the females are evil.

Most guys, me included, should never argue with a female, it is a futile exercise.

 

[Danni]

Originally posted by Asgardian


Most guys, me included, should never argue with a female, it is a futile exercise.

Ahh finally a man who understands! Men there is a simple rule in life.....

In an arguement the female ALWAYS has the last word.....anything a male says after that is the beginning of the next arguement.....

 

[SS11]

Originally posted by Danni


Ahh finally a man who understands! Men there is a simple rule in life.....

In an arguement the female ALWAYS has the last word.....anything a male says after that is the beginning of the next arguement.....

OHHHH now i see where ive been stuffing up

and what does the last punch mean? (that was a joke)

 

[Hit The Boundary Saints]

If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a noise?


If a man says something in a forest, and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong?

 

[Danni]

yep!

 

[Darky]

The equation is flawed.

Girls requiring time "and" money should should not be depicted as time x money, but as time + money. Then the rest of it does not make sense in relation to the initial equation.

 

[joshhem]

Originally posted by Darky
The equation is flawed.

Girls requiring time "and" money should should not be depicted as time x money, but as time + money. Then the rest of it does not make sense in relation to the initial equation.

Well if you rework that equation it shows that girls are twice the root of all evil. Meaning they are twice as evil.

G =Time + Money
Time = Money
G = Money + Money
G= 2 X Money
Money = root(evil)
Therefore Girls = 2 X root of all evil....

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by joshhem


Well if you rework that equation it shows that girls are twice the root of all evil. Meaning they are twice as evil.

G =Time + Money
Time = Money
G = Money + Money
G= 2 X Money
Money = root(evil)
Therefore Girls = 2 X root of all evil....

Works for me.

 

[Mobbs]

Originally posted by joshhem


Well if you rework that equation it shows that girls are twice the root of all evil. Meaning they are twice as evil.

G =Time + Money
Time = Money
G = Money + Money
G= 2 X Money
Money = root(evil)
Therefore Girls = 2 X root of all evil....

girl = 2 X money
money = root(evil)
girl = 2 x root(evil)
quite a bit less than evil, unless if evil was, say equal to 1

if evil = 1, girl = 2 x evil
if evil = 4, girl = evil
if evil = 9, girl = 2/3 x evil
and so on ...

anyway the equation cannot be successfully solved in real life because it involves an impossibility :

girls = impossible

 

[joshhem]

hehehehe