GMABHA stadium needs a new name

[crazywildhorse]

Firstly, It’s too hard to write the offical name.

‘Cheat ground’ is more or less what we’re calling it, but I’m really into a potato theme now.

Why? Firstly, the ground is the shape of a potato.


(Proof that GMBHA looks like a potato)

Secondly, it’s currently a team where a handful of players are carrying a sack of potatoes.

Thirdly, Frank Costa made a living from selling them*

finally, it was previously a market garden

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

Scalloped Statato?

 

[Grin]

They should call it Dank-Robinson stadium in recognition of the people who played the most important role in their 3 premierships.

 

[Vindicater]

I quite like the Fattery

 

[HairyO]

Who gives a s**t. Only minnow clubs have to play there.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Te mors expectet Stadium.

And if the Hawfs Hawf it up again in 2020, 2021 will be the welcome back Cotter year

 

[brett15]

oh look another hawfmond thread about Geelong

 

[Wojcinski]

Should call it 'GOAT Arena'

 

[TazHawk15]

Should call it 'GOAT Arena'

So you want it named after “Lethal Leigh”, might be a hard sell to the Handbaggers after the great man took time out of his day to smack that red ended campaigner Bruns in the mouth.

I hear the red headed Flog has never washed his face because the great man once touched it.

However I like your thinking.

“Lethal Leigh Arena” sounds good.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Te mors expectet Stadium.

And if the Hawfs Hawf it up again in 2020, 2021 will be the welcome back Cotter year

Hawks have won 9 of the past 12 down there. You'd hope we don't come down!

 

[Bodicifer]

The Safe House

 

[Elmer_Judd]

"Hawk Flogs Obsessed Cauldon" has a nice ring to it

 

[Mofra]

Just call it "Corio teenager"

It will always be full and never run out of ice.

 

[STPer18]

'Melburnian Taxpayer's Stadium Enjoyed Exclusively by the Folks from Geelong' has a nice ring to it.

MTSEEFG Stadium.

 

[FISTO]

Its all fun and games until your minnow club gets scheduled to lose there

 

[richoatthedisco]

Firstly, It’s too hard to write the offical name.

No, it's not.

Give My Heroin Back, Alisha! 'Stadium'.

See? Easy.

 

[HairyO]

Hawks have won 9 of the past 12 down there. You'd hope we don't come down!

Been to that s**t hole place twice.

Won both games by 2 points.

 

[Drop Punt 2020]

Stinking cheat hole has a nice ring to it.

 

[Drop Punt 2020]

Its all fun and games until your minnow club gets scheduled to lose there

Grand Finals are played at the MCG and not that cow dung paddock.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

MDMA Stadium, Meth Lab Arena

 

[Coach_Required]

IDGAF Stadium

because we don't give a * about that s**t hole.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Given that SCats desire for players that are completely cooked (SCAblett, Steven, Dalhaus...) or just very average players (Rohan, Smith, Jenkins, McIntosh, Rivers, Blease...) looking for a final payout, perhaps Retirement Arena?

 

[STPer18]

IDGAF Stadium

because we don't give a fu** about that s**t hole.

Years of sooking about it and a ridiculous amount of bandwidth wasted discussing it says otherwise. It riles Melburnians up something chronic, and to be honest, I don't blame them.

One of the worst stadiums in the country in Docklands, and a decrepit MCG that was impressive in the early 1950s is all they've got to their name. The State + Federal Govt. have really let you lot down. They can't contain themselves when it comes to throwing cash down our way to keep renovating though, so pay your taxes please!

 

[crazywildhorse]

Good names here, poll added

 

[James Colorado]

Centrelink Stadium.

Acknowledges both we who paid for it as well as those who enjoy the fruits of our largesse.

And a bludger queuing up on dole day is just as rational as when he's screaming for a free to be paid on the weekend for the protected species who play there.