Competitions Goal kicking competition!!! Win mystery prize!!!

[Proper Gander]

Okay so Melbourne goal kickers for round 3 were: Pickett, Fritta, Gawn, Jackson, Nibbler, Trac, Spargo, Gus, Jordan

So still in the goal competition for round 4 are:

Headless (Jordan)
stEdy (Trac)
00Stinger (Pickett)
Russian Demon (nibbler)
ImissFrosty (Pickett)
Topkent (Pickett)
markm106 (Fritta)
Toump Ass (Nibbler and Pickett)
AmericanAFL (Trac and Pickett)

A good spread of goal-scorers saw a few get through round three, and for those who missed the culprits were TMac and Jones, both who missed gettable shots. Please choose a goal-scorer for round 4 (if you haven’t already you impatient freaks) remembering that you have to choose a guy you haven’t picked in previous rounds.

So for everyone else, welcome to the non goal kicking competition. Remember the rules for this comp are slightly different. Any player successfully identified by anyone as a non-kicker is off the board for everyone - brand new entrants and all. So nobody can select Nev Jetta, Lever or Tomlinson. They are out.

Our non goal kicking contestants are:

Proper Gander
Dark Avenger
Dory_77
Meds
Gysberts2Bate
Theseventhhamster
schmuttt
Simon_Says
TheCount
CWaffles
pjfairbairn
Hotdees
LeverPuller

Your challenge is to select from the non banished players (Nev, Lever, Tomlinson) the person you believe will not kick a goal in round 4. Double-ups in the same round are permitted. So I am going to join Dory_77 in his prediction that Christian Salem

3

Christian Salem

Age

28

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.9

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

MG

350.6

5star

D

18.1

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.1

3star

MG

285.7

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.2

3star

HB

1.8

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

will not kick a goal against Geelong.

 

[AmericanAFL]

For you non-kickers: at best, only one Wagner will score. 50/50 chance. I’d go with the taller one personally.

 

[LeverPuller]

Proper Gander
I’m going to go with the absolute cheek option.
I can guarantee that Bradtke will not score against Geelong.

 

[stEdy]

I'll go ANB

 

[Proper Gander]

Proper Gander
I’m going to go with the absolute cheek option.
I can guarantee that Bradtke will not score against Geelong.

I see I’m going to have to enforce some style of Paul Roos “no dickheads” type policy.

And don’t think for a minute that I can’t see you also AmericanAFL

 

[LeverPuller]

I see I’m going to have to enforce some style of Paul Roos “no dickheads” type policy.

And don’t think for a minute that I can’t see you also AmericanAFL

I mean are you surprised?

 

[Proper Gander]

I mean are you surprised?

Not entirely. No

 

[00Stinger]

I'll go Petracca

 

[LeverPuller]

Not entirely. No

Okay, I’ll go the non-dickhead clause and pick May.

 

[Proper Gander]

Now I’m wasting time thinking about which Wagner was taller FFS

 

[Headless]

Now I’m wasting time thinking about which Wagner was taller FFS

What's your best guess, PG?

 

[Proper Gander]

What's your best guess, PG?

I reckon Josh. He seemed quite tall

 

[Headless]

I reckon Josh. He seemed quite tall

Thanks so much for letting me know on this occasion.

 

[LeverPuller]

Thanks so much for letting me know on this occasion.

Can you not put corporate speak Teams message responses on BF? It’s unbecoming.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Can you not put corporate speak Teams message responses on BF? It’s unbecoming.

How about we circle back to this point

 

[LeverPuller]

How about we circle back to this point

* off
The actual worst

 

[markm106]

I’ll take Tmac to kick a
Goal.

 

[TheCount]

fu** off
The actual worst

Would you prefer we took this offline?

 

[LeverPuller]

Would you prefer we took this offline?

I’ll coach you through your performance in the role if that’s the case.

 

[Meds]

Hawkins for me

Does love a bag against us

 

[Hotdees]

James Jordan to not kick a goal

 

[Proper Gander]

James Jordan to not kick a goal

Hope you’ve jinxed him here

 

[Dark Avenger]

I’ll take Tmac to not kick a
Goal.

 

[Imet Hassa]

I have no idea what is going on but I want to play. I’ll take Hunt’s Headbands for 500 please.

 

[AmericanAFL]

I see I’m going to have to enforce some style of Paul Roos “no dickheads” type policy.

And don’t think for a minute that I can’t see you also AmericanAFL

You’ll have no further problems from me PG