PC Goat Simulator

[The Big Sauce]

Game Informer gave it a 5/10.

They made the point of saying "acknowledging that your game is bad, doesn't make it a good one" which I think is fair enough.

 

[Probitas_]

Game Informer gave it a 5/10.

They made the point of saying "acknowledging that your game is bad, doesn't make it a good one" which I think is fair enough.

I bought it, love it for all it is, but even 5/10 is a pretty generous score. It's a couple of hours of stupid fun at most.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Is there a walkthrough for this game?

 

[pantskyle]

Is there a walkthrough for this game?

Not sure if serious.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Not sure if serious.

Ofcourse not

I'd imagine this game would have huge complex missions and acheivements...

 

[PAdman]

IGN gave it 8/10, haha

That's because IGN are a bunch of ****wits.

 

[mickelboy182]

It's just a silly physics sandbox, will be a couple bucks soon which will be a reasonable price.

 

[Atavistic]

LOL at the FAQ on their website:

FAQ:
Q: bro are u srs
A: Yes.

 

[Gold Member]

more Doom49...

 

[mcuzzy]

If my laptop wasn't so shit I'd probably have around 12 hours logged into this game by now.

 

[Atavistic]

Licking various items is fun, as is jumping on trucks and cars; why not combine the two?

 

[ClokesShankedIt]

Feel sorry for the idiots that buy shit like this.

Feel sorry for toolboxes who spend $90 on major releases that:

• Are so glitched that they can be called broken upon release
• Have half the planned content dropped to meet release schedules and/or
• Have half the content stripped out for DLC so you can spend $200+ for a complete game

 

[pantskyle]

Feel sorry for toolboxes who spend $90 on major releases that:

• Are so glitched that they can be called broken upon release
• Have half the planned content dropped to meet release schedules and/or
• Have half the content stripped out for DLC so you can spend $200+ for a complete game

Who spends $90 on a video game?

 

[AngryRanga]

IGN gave it 8/10, haha

8/10 for this pile of shit and 6.8 for Don Bradman cricket. I'll be checking IGN before I buy my next game

I don't get this game, couldn't look less entertaining to me. I wouldn't consider it if it was a free to play mobile phone game haha, but I guess $10 isn't too bad for an openly shallow game

 

[The Big Sauce]

8/10 for this pile of shit and 6.8 for Don Bradman cricket. I'll be checking IGN before I buy my next game

I don't get this game, couldn't look less entertaining to me. I wouldn't consider it if it was a free to play mobile phone game haha, but I guess $10 isn't too bad for an openly shallow game

One of the guys on the IGN Pubcast spoke very positively about Bradman Cricket this week

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Feel sorry for toolboxes who spend $90 on major releases that:

• Are so glitched that they can be called broken upon release
• Have half the planned content dropped to meet release schedules and/or
• Have half the content stripped out for DLC so you can spend $200+ for a complete game

Lots of peple bought SimCity, though in that case I suspect all were pre-order.

 

[Feraligatr]

Facebook post about the story behind Goat Simulator

 

[brahj]

Think I might give this bad boy a spin this weekend.

 

[Quivorir]

Well. It's free on ps plus so I gave it ago. Slightly better than expected but still shit. The fun lasts about 10 minutes then it's all over. The mutations don't offer much really. Got the plat and deleted it.

 

[pantskyle]

Well. It's free on ps plus so I gave it ago. Slightly better than expected but still shit. The fun lasts about 10 minutes then it's all over. The mutations don't offer much really. Got the plat and deleted it.

Oooh you're hard.

 

[Quivorir]

Oooh you're hard.

Completely flaccid actually.

Side note: Surely this game has a GOTY version? Why didn't we get that? Cheap asses at Sony.

 

[pantskyle]

Completely flaccid actually.

Side note: Surely this game has a GOTY version? Why didn't we get that? Cheap asses at Sony.

It has a GOATY edition.

 

[Quivorir]

It has a GOATY edition.

Of course thats what its called. Give us that.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Well. It's free on ps plus so I gave it ago. Slightly better than expected but still shit. The fun lasts about 10 minutes then it's all over. The mutations don't offer much really. Got the plat and deleted it.

Did the same thing. Followed a guide to get it as quick as possible then deleted. Flappy Goat took me almost an hour though.

 

[Quivorir]

Did the same thing. Followed a guide to get it as quick as possible then deleted. Flappy Goat took me almost an hour though.

Yeah Flappy Goat was the longest part for me too. Got to 9 so many times and then the poor hit detection ****ed me.