Goldfish = Protected species
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Bump. Still appropriate to this day sadly.
What?
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That goldfish that at some point back in late 06 exited Beau Waters' anus is getting his revenge on us from beyond the grave/sewer.
Eastern Rangers
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Our team. Not Waters.
What If I eat a goldfish? will that transfer the curse?
or would it have to be the same goldfish? ew....
or would it have to be the same goldfish? ew....
dirtyratz
Team Captain
Ummm
Shoey gets a 1-2 week injury but seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth and has not been sited for 5 weeks
Maston gets his legs cannoned into and tripped up yet gets a high free kick payed against him resulting in a 5 - 7 week knee injury. This after he had played his finest half of footy for the year if not his career.
Kerr cops a nice 12 week hammy injury. Although whilst playing at times this year he had looked as interested as a 93 year old nun at a Cradle Of Filth concert.
..........
Eastern Rangers
2015 Worsfold Medalist - Rowen Powell
Notte funny.
Mop
Not anymore
Notte will Notte disappoint. Without Big Red in the way he kicked 4 majors playing for Swan Districts
Keys
Looking for a cloud to yell at
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> After a successful tenure at Fremantle, Michael Broadbridge is appointed our skills coach with obvious results.
> Andrew Embley displays more fight in a 5 minute altercation with Daniel Chick than he has in all the time since - combined.
But at the end of it all, we should look at the bright side - at least we don't follow the munchers down the road.
Well Broadbridge is still an assistant
And Embley still hasn't shown any more fight
And the ****ing munchers down the road are 8-2 and in =1st
Only something as powerful as the Goldfish Curse could cause Fremantle to be successful Keys. Well, successful for them, which is avoiding the bottom four or being higher on the ladder than us.
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Someone needs to call John Safran......stat.
Ochre
Stop the Steal!
Is the curse finally lifted?
Not sure... I might need a new user name though.
RookiePick
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Top bump. Had a good laugh reading through
...Keyser used to try a bit harder back then didn't he? Great OP! The goldfish curse has worn him down to a jaded nub by comparison
...Keyser used to try a bit harder back then didn't he? Great OP! The goldfish curse has worn him down to a jaded nub by comparison
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One of the greatest folklores of all time. Up there with a colt in the swan districts colts premiership team eating one of Nic Nats dreads.
I guess the goldfish ended up having the last laugh
QS
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I lol'ed. How have I not seen this thread.
