KFC Matrix,
You say:
As a player he was most definitely not boring and he was not useless.
His career highlights completely discredit your above statement, and he's definitely not boring, I bought his jersey, I watched him wrestling on TV with Dennis Rodman, I saw his ferocious breakaway dunks... Why do I even bother writing this response...
I love you Karl, even if this guy doesnt.
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Wow, I didn't know you bought his jersey - that completely changes things. He's a certain hall-of-famer - I've also called David Stern, and he's agreed to retrospectively credit Malone with 2 titles; the one's that Jordan and the Bulls wouldn't let him win in 1997 and 1998. So, there you go - Malone, 2 time NBA Champion of the Utah Jazz.
You also saw him wrestle on TV? Man - you're lucky. After speaking with Vince McMahon, he's agreed to let Malone wrestle the ghosts of Johnny Most and Chick Hearn for the WWE Title at the next Wrestlemania! That way, Malone is all but guaranteed to finally accomplish something meaningful in his career. Maybe, if we're lucky - Diamond Dallas Page might be at ringside, and Malone can flash another "diamond cutter" symbol at the crowd, like he inexcusably did during the NBA Finals back in 1997 - terrible act of selfishness that it was...
Ferocious breakaway dunks? Karl Malone? Oh, you mean the ones where he put his left-hand up next to the side of his head, and poked his elbow out sideways? Wow, they are real ferocious. He first did that back in about 1991 at the Asian NBA tour, to open the regular season - it was as gay and boring then as he was for the rest of his career - I've seen better dunks in a donut shop.