Its not actually owned by the Adelaide Football Club, it is a business that is created by former players. The club obviously gets a kick back for the usage of the name etc.
So the Cows go to any lengths to rip off ..... errrrrr earn a buck!!!
What's next?
Adelaide Cow Boats? .... (guaranteed to sink)
Adelaide Cow Lakeside Units? .. (guaranteed to flood)
Adelaide Cow non-carbonated Beer? .. (guaranteed to be flat)
Adelaide Cow Funerals? .. (guaranteed to bury the correct body)
Adelaide Cow Cash Converters? .. (guaranteed to clean all gambling winnings)
Adelaide Cow Computers? .. (guaranteed to only use Windows '98)
Adelaide Cow Clocks? .. (guaranteed to run slowly)
Adelaide Cow Nursing Homes .. (needed for current Cow players)
Adelaide Cow Stunt Men? .. (guaranteed to be injured)