Unofficial Preview Grand Final vs the Dishlickers - Opposition Supporters Welcome (Banter thread)

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Remember when you blokes hired that coach with the twitchy eye

Remember when you hired that coach with the weird thing on his nose. McCarthy? Whatever happened to him?





Oh.......

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Remember when you hired that ciapch with the weird thing on his nose. McCarthy? Whatever happened to him?





Oh.......

We sacked him an replaced him with a premiership winning coach.

 

[Alpine Lodger]

We sacked him an replaced him with a premiership winning coach.

Bulldogs loss was the Demons gain. As Melbourne development coach, McCartney worked wonders developing the games of Clayton Oliver and James Harmes.

If Clarry does ever win the Brownlow, I am sure McCartney will get mentioned in his speech.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Bulldogs loss was the Demons gain. As Melbourne development coach, McCartney worked wonders developing the games of Clayton Oliver and James Harmes.

If Clarry does ever win the Brownlow, I am sure McCartney will get mentioned in his speech.

He was quite successful at Geelong prior to us as an assistant/development coach too. Was just terrible at being a senior coach.

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

Mitch Hannan is a mole and is going to kick in the opposite direction to lace out Ben Brown

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Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

top of our goal square

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Mitch Hannan is a mole and is going to kick in the opposite direction to lace out Ben Brown top of our goal square

Chris from Camberwell thinks hell win the Norm Smith and kick 8 for the Dogs. #thedifference

 

[tomcruise]

Dogs supporters are such a bunch of penises, just between us

 

[Dazb86]

Rumour going around that Goodwin has gastro.

Is it fair to say he's literally shitting himself?

 

[LeverPuller]

Rumour going around that Goodwin has gastro.

Is it fair to say he's literally shitting himself?

Just preparing our excuses Christ Scott style

 

[AmericanAFL]

I guess those worthless Geelong campaigners have infected us.

 

[AmericanAFL]

Very fortunate for the week off, if so.

 

[AmericanAFL]

Saw this on a facebook group from someone who is apparently at the training session:
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Not sure I buy it, but here to hoping.

 

[Running Dog]

Dunno what's wrong with doggies supporters.

Yes you do. We can't read, or spel, or ski. We vote for the wrong party. We cut the cheese the wrong way. We can't distinguish a pinot meunier from a gewurtztraminer. Adam Treloar reckons we should harden up. We traded our first draft pick for the next 15 years to Melbourne in exchange for Mitch Hannan. We're a bunch of penises. The umpires have read the rules leading up to the GF. We wouldn't know where to find a 'hair salon'. Worst of all- we don't even care!

And we thank the champagne socialists for such brutal, honest insights. Wouldn't have found them anywhere else. But you know, thinking about the GF makes us feel better. We don't have the grinding dread of losing, or of the premiership drought continuing, or that St Kilda might come good in a hurry, or that a post-siren winner (following a dodgy free) will discombobulate us for a generation, or of more humiliating taunts about wi-fi access at the ski lodge etc. We can deal with our inner demons- years of living in a trailer park builds character. The question is- can you?

 

[Bluelegs]

Not sure I buy it, but here to hoping.

Sorry, moved the post to the changes thread. As much as I like to blame Geelong for all our problems. It doesn't make a huge amount of sense that two of our coaches got infected by them and none of the playing group

 

[AmericanAFL]

Sorry, moved the post to the changes thread. As much as I like to blame Geelong for all our problems. It doesn't make a huge amount of sense that two of our coaches got infected by them and none of the playing group

Strong point if we are sure none of the players got it. I guess my thinking was if you’re goody and had food poisoning, you’d be out with the team. If you thought you were contagious you would stay away.

 

[AmericanAFL]

I’ve been drinking and have no idea why there is a unicorn attached.

No i won’t be removing it.

 

[Bluelegs]

Strong point if we are sure none of the players got it. I guess my thinking was if you’re goody and had food poisoning, you’d be out with the team. If you thought you were contagious you would stay away.

It's a public training session today so the players are out there more for the fans than anything else. Good day to chuck a sicky tbh.

 

[Alpine Lodger]

It's a public training session today so the players are out there more for the fans than anything else. Good day to chuck a sicky tbh.

So long as Mark Williams is not sick, I am not really concerned. He is the spiritual leader of the club anyway.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Yes you do. We can't read, or spel, or ski. We vote for the wrong party. We cut the cheese the wrong way. We can't distinguish a pinot meunier from a gewurtztraminer. Adam Treloar reckons we should harden up. We traded our first draft pick for the next 15 years to Melbourne in exchange for Mitch Hannan. We're a bunch of penises. The umpires have read the rules leading up to the GF. We wouldn't know where to find a 'hair salon'. Worst of all- we don't even care!

And we thank the champagne socialists for such brutal, honest insights. Wouldn't have found them anywhere else. But you know, thinking about the GF makes us feel better. We don't have the grinding dread of losing, or of the premiership drought continuing, or that St Kilda might come good in a hurry, or that a post-siren winner (following a dodgy free) will discombobulate us for a generation, or of more humiliating taunts about wi-fi access at the ski lodge etc. We can deal with our inner demons- years of living in a trailer park builds character. The question is- can you?

Hahaha, a doggie supporter knowing the difference between a Pinot Meunier and a Gewurtztraminer, yeah sure, maybe the difference between Abbots Lager and VB

 

[PREETY_FLY]

enjoy your cheese platters on GF night.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Geelongs players got nowhere near ours last Friday. Our players should be alright.

 

[Proper Gander]

Yes you do. We can't read, or spel, or ski. We vote for the wrong party. We cut the cheese the wrong way. We can't distinguish a pinot meunier from a gewurtztraminer. Adam Treloar reckons we should harden up. We traded our first draft pick for the next 15 years to Melbourne in exchange for Mitch Hannan. We're a bunch of penises. The umpires have read the rules leading up to the GF. We wouldn't know where to find a 'hair salon'. Worst of all- we don't even care!

And we thank the champagne socialists for such brutal, honest insights. Wouldn't have found them anywhere else. But you know, thinking about the GF makes us feel better. We don't have the grinding dread of losing, or of the premiership drought continuing, or that St Kilda might come good in a hurry, or that a post-siren winner (following a dodgy free) will discombobulate us for a generation, or of more humiliating taunts about wi-fi access at the ski lodge etc. We can deal with our inner demons- years of living in a trailer park builds character. The question is- can you?

I didn’t get further than your first paragraph mate, but all sounds pretty well thought out to me

 

[tomcruise]

Yes you do. We can't read, or spel, or ski. We vote for the wrong party. We cut the cheese the wrong way. We can't distinguish a pinot meunier from a gewurtztraminer. Adam Treloar reckons we should harden up. We traded our first draft pick for the next 15 years to Melbourne in exchange for Mitch Hannan. We're a bunch of penises. The umpires have read the rules leading up to the GF. We wouldn't know where to find a 'hair salon'. Worst of all- we don't even care!

And we thank the champagne socialists for such brutal, honest insights. Wouldn't have found them anywhere else. But you know, thinking about the GF makes us feel better. We don't have the grinding dread of losing, or of the premiership drought continuing, or that St Kilda might come good in a hurry, or that a post-siren winner (following a dodgy free) will discombobulate us for a generation, or of more humiliating taunts about wi-fi access at the ski lodge etc. We can deal with our inner demons- years of living in a trailer park builds character. The question is- can you?

I'm just happy to be here, mate

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

enjoy your cheese platters on GF night.

And you enjoy your KFC.

 

[Pistol Night]

Remember when you hired that coach with the weird thing on his nose. McCarthy? Whatever happened to him?





Oh.......

* me i used to be transfixed on that in every one of his pressers.