Unofficial Preview Grand Final vs the Dishlickers - Opposition Supporters Welcome (Banter thread)

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Thanks Johnny ‘laughter police’ Karate.

You remind me of The Happiness Patrol.

JK no doubt finds Joe Rogan and his troglodyte pals the height of comedy, just like old mate TMac.

Probably swinging some kettlebells and slurping down an ivermectin smoothie to calm the nerves before Saturday.
 
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JK no doubt finds Joe Rogan and his troglodyte pals the height of comedy, just like old mate TMac.

Probably swinging some kettlebells and slurping down an ivermectin smoothie to calm the nerves before Saturday.
My sides. You’d know all about slurping, you stupid glass-jawed campaigner.
 
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As an aside, it's perfect that Melbourne FC have an IPA fan boi at CHF.

If Dees win, will TMac jump on James Bolt's podcast again and dedicate his medal to the carnivore diet? :tearsofjoy:
 

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As an aside, it's perfect that Melbourne FC have an IPA fan boi at CHF.

If Dees win, will TMac jump on James Bolt's podcast again and dedicate his medal to the carnivore diet? :tearsofjoy:
IPAs are delicious and higher in alcohol content. What’s not to like? I suppose if you’re a shandy drinking bedwetter you’d find them offensive.
 

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Can we get to the bottom of why some north campaigner is more into this than doggy's fans
Comprehension? Mistaking the phrase banter, opposition supporters welcome for spamming up a thread with boring political views, virgins welcome.
Fmd imagine giving a sh*t about a footballers political views.
If he wins us a flag, he can ******* goose step all the way up to the podium and scream “trust the plan!” for all I care…
 

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Is it true that he faps to Jordan Peterson YouTube lectures?
I think Adam faps about Edgar Allen Poe!

Once upon a midnight dreary, while Adam did ponder, weak and weary,
While reading death riding Melbourne that spurious volume of forgotten lore—
While he groaned as he was fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at his bedroom door.
“’Tis some visitor,” he did stutter, “tapping at my bedroom door—
Only this and nothing more.”

And, distinctly did he then remember it was in that bleak September;
And with every score he was dying slowly upon the floor.
Eagerly he wished the morrow;—vainly he had sought to borrow
From the never-ending book of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Buckley—
For the rare and radiant coach whom the angels name Buckley—
Who shall be nameless to Eddie evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of the Grand Final curtain
Depressed him—and filled him with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of his heart, he stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my bedroom door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my bedroom door;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently his soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said he, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was fapping, and so gently you came tapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my bedroom door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here he opened wide the door;—
A Demon there and nothing more.
 
Difference being that noone wanted McDonald. His own club didn't at the time
There were trade periods where we didn't want Hannan or Martin either.
 

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I keep hearing that Treloar has been through a lot, but all I know about in that regard is Collingwood deciding to trade him. What other hardships has he endured? Serious question.
 

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I keep hearing that Treloar has been through a lot, but all I know about in that regard is Collingwood deciding to trade him. What other hardships has he endured? Serious question.
Nothing mate, Collingwood said they thought he should be traded because he struggles with his mental health and that he should be close to his partner. Everyone had a go at them, and then as if to prove their point he's done a national tour talking about how he struggles with being a soft head.
 

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