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[sabso]

Our story began in the season of S39, when our Founder sabso set up a small-scale arabica pressuriser on the back of his three-wheeled tricycle. A long rookie season brought a small measure of success off the qooty field as much as on it, with the fledgling mobile coffee cafe bar gaining a foothold in the Spotswood food and beverage market.



Flash forward to one hot lunchtime in the off season of season 39. I was walking the cafe bar trike to Robertio s Guinness bar to take on some iron-black fortitude for the afternoon ahead.



But a surprise was in store. The front door had been left wide open. I walked in and the place was deserted, the tvs were still blaring and the floor was covered in what looked like sand. At the end of the bar was a drained pint glass sitting on top of a cardboard sign. As I lifted up the glass, a sticky black residue partially obscured the words “GONE FISHING”.



I asked Tigerturbulance what would happen now. He said that, as our now former vice-captain had given no notice or communication of his intentions, the Guinness Bar would hereby be closed down.

So what next for this Spotswood institution? Our Founder sabso has been given the opportunity to refurbish and take over the building, and tonight we open the doors to the newest and therefore best beverage establishment in all of Sweet.



Sabsos daily grind.




Our premises are decorated in a charming steampunk theme, with comfortable seating perfect for enjoying the most lovingly-brewed coffee in Sweet. You fell in love with those paper cups of joy sat on the park bench by the duck pond; now fall in love again with our coffee, here, with good friends.



Goggles are provided upon entry. In fact the kegs are still connected so you can upgrade to beer goggles.

 

[Gralin]

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Our story began in the season of S39, when our Founder sabso set up a small-scale arabica pressuriser on the back of his three-wheeled tricycle. A long rookie season brought a small measure of success off the qooty field as much as on it, with the fledgling mobile coffee cafe bar gaining a foothold in the Spotswood food and beverage market.

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Flash forward to one hot lunchtime in the off season of season 39. I was walking the cafe bar trike to Robertio s Guinness bar to take on some iron-black fortitude for the afternoon ahead.

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But a surprise was in store. The front door had been left wide open. I walked in and the place was deserted, the tvs were still blaring and the floor was covered in what looked like sand. At the end of the bar was a drained pint glass sitting on top of a cardboard sign. As I lifted up the glass, a sticky black residue partially obscured the words “GONE FISHING”.

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I asked Tigerturbulance what would happen now. He said that, as our now former vice-captain had given no notice or communication of his intentions, the Guinness Bar would hereby be closed down.

So what next for this Spotswood institution? Our Founder sabso has been given the opportunity to refurbish and take over the building, and tonight we open the doors to the newest and therefore best beverage establishment in all of Sweet.

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Sabsos daily grind.

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Our premises are decorated in a charming steampunk theme, with comfortable seating perfect for enjoying the most lovingly-brewed coffee in Sweet. You fell in love with those paper cups of joy sat on the park bench by the duck pond; now fall in love again with our coffee, here, with good friends.

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Goggles are provided upon entry. In fact the kegs are still connected so you can upgrade to beer goggles.

Steampunk you say

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[Braklet]

I certainly hope you stock at least a small stash of imbibables, suitable for those of us who prefer a Jamaican or Irish coffee, Mr. Sabso!

 

[sabso]

Steampunk you say

Oh yes of course they're invited.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

One hot chocolate please

 

[sabso]

In your own inimitable style Mr Turbo

 

[sabso]

I certainly hope you stock at least a small stash of imbibables, suitable for those of us who prefer a Jamaican or Irish coffee, Mr. Sabso!

May I present our selection of bottled distilled liquors? Many nationalities catered for Braklet including yours

(You can of course order a Jamaican or Irish coffee without the coffee, which would just be called a Jamaican or an Irish I guess.)

 

[sabso]

One hot chocolate please

Coming right up sportsmaniac89 , would you like anything else on top of that?

 

[Jabba73]

Strawberry milkshake please.

 

[Braklet]

(You can of course order a Jamaican or Irish coffee without the coffee, which would just be called a Jamaican or an Irish I guess.)

A white man walks into the airport bathroom. He goes to the closest urinal and starts to pee. Once he starts a black man comes in and chooses the urinal right next to the other guy. The white guy knowing the stereotypes, out of curiosity looks over the urinal to see the black guy’s schlong:

White guy: “hey you have a tattoo saying Wendy on your penis too!!”

The black guy shakes his penis a bit and replies:

“It doesn’t say Wendy it says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day.”

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Our story began in the season of S39, when our Founder sabso set up a small-scale arabica pressuriser on the back of his three-wheeled tricycle. A long rookie season brought a small measure of success off the qooty field as much as on it, with the fledgling mobile coffee cafe bar gaining a foothold in the Spotswood food and beverage market.

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Flash forward to one hot lunchtime in the off season of season 39. I was walking the cafe bar trike to Robertio s Guinness bar to take on some iron-black fortitude for the afternoon ahead.

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But a surprise was in store. The front door had been left wide open. I walked in and the place was deserted, the tvs were still blaring and the floor was covered in what looked like sand. At the end of the bar was a drained pint glass sitting on top of a cardboard sign. As I lifted up the glass, a sticky black residue partially obscured the words “GONE FISHING”.

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I asked Tigerturbulance what would happen now. He said that, as our now former vice-captain had given no notice or communication of his intentions, the Guinness Bar would hereby be closed down.

So what next for this Spotswood institution? Our Founder sabso has been given the opportunity to refurbish and take over the building, and tonight we open the doors to the newest and therefore best beverage establishment in all of Sweet.

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Sabsos daily grind.

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Our premises are decorated in a charming steampunk theme, with comfortable seating perfect for enjoying the most lovingly-brewed coffee in Sweet. You fell in love with those paper cups of joy sat on the park bench by the duck pond; now fall in love again with our coffee, here, with good friends.

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Goggles are provided upon entry. In fact the kegs are still connected so you can upgrade to beer goggles.

Nectar of the gods! Sweet jibblets I’m sold!

 

[sabso]

Strawberry milkshake please.

Here you go Jabba73, just to let you know our new bar staff has a touch of the old dyslexia so please be kind

 

[Tigerturbulance]

As much as I did enjoy having an early Guinness, now sabso has refurbished Robertio abandoned Guinness Bar into a coffee lounge this will now be the place to go for my usual morning cup of Caffè macchiato extra hot from now on.

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Jabba73]

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It seems your radio show is still providing inspiration Kilroy

 

[Fleabane]

As much as I did enjoy having an early Guinness, now sabso has refurbished Robertio abandoned Guinness Bar into a coffee lounge this will now be the place to go for my usual morning cup of Caffè macchiato extra hot from now on.


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I'm hoping that sabso makes a very good hot chocolate...

 

[Fleabane]

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Our story began in the season of S39, when our Founder sabso set up a small-scale arabica pressuriser on the back of his three-wheeled tricycle. A long rookie season brought a small measure of success off the qooty field as much as on it, with the fledgling mobile coffee cafe bar gaining a foothold in the Spotswood food and beverage market.

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Flash forward to one hot lunchtime in the off season of season 39. I was walking the cafe bar trike to Robertio s Guinness bar to take on some iron-black fortitude for the afternoon ahead.

View attachment 2384191

But a surprise was in store. The front door had been left wide open. I walked in and the place was deserted, the tvs were still blaring and the floor was covered in what looked like sand. At the end of the bar was a drained pint glass sitting on top of a cardboard sign. As I lifted up the glass, a sticky black residue partially obscured the words “GONE FISHING”.

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I asked Tigerturbulance what would happen now. He said that, as our now former vice-captain had given no notice or communication of his intentions, the Guinness Bar would hereby be closed down.

So what next for this Spotswood institution? Our Founder sabso has been given the opportunity to refurbish and take over the building, and tonight we open the doors to the newest and therefore best beverage establishment in all of Sweet.

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Sabsos daily grind.

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Our premises are decorated in a charming steampunk theme, with comfortable seating perfect for enjoying the most lovingly-brewed coffee in Sweet. You fell in love with those paper cups of joy sat on the park bench by the duck pond; now fall in love again with our coffee, here, with good friends.

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Goggles are provided upon entry. In fact the kegs are still connected so you can upgrade to beer goggles.

Loved the Guinness Bar so happy to see it get a new life. Too good a space to waste!

 

[Fleabane]

I'm hoping that sabso makes a very good hot chocolate...

Have just seen the last hot chocolate he made ... don't worry about it sabso I'd forgotten something very important I have to do - must rush!

 

[thewizardmelon]

As much as I did enjoy having an early Guinness, now sabso has refurbished Robertio abandoned Guinness Bar into a coffee lounge this will now be the place to go for my usual morning cup of Caffè macchiato extra hot from now on.


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Why such a small cup Turbo?

 

[sabso]

I'm hoping that sabso makes a very good hot chocolate...

Have just seen the last hot chocolate he made ... don't worry about it sabso I'd forgotten something very important I have to do - must rush!

Don’t worry Fleabane i won’t be putting dog hair in yours, unless you want it of course

 

[Fleabane]

Don’t worry Fleabane i won’t be putting dog hair in yours, unless you want it of course

Thank god! No thanks - just want a traditional, best ever hot chocolate.

 

[Kilroy]

It seems your radio show is still providing inspiration Kilroy

Credit to WaynesWorld19 for his work there. What was old has become new again.

But it always was and is a collaborative effort, as I’m sure sabso‘s Daily Grind is.

 

[sabso]

Credit to WaynesWorld19 for his work there. What was old has become new again.

But it always was and is a collaborative effort, as I’m sure sabso‘s Daily Grind is.

Teamwork makes the dream work Kilroy

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Why such a small cup Turbo?

Tell me about it!
I've been assured sabso has put an order in and getting a cup much more suited for my big hands