Grant Birchall returns after 2 years out...

[Argy]

Your flimsy jokes are transparently obvious.

 

[Nathan Detroit]

Your flimsy jokes are transparently obvious.

Staining our reputation, I'm sure.

 

[Dewnior]

Won't you guys just shard up already

 

[eldorado]

ENOUGH WITH THE s**t PUNS ALREADY!!

 

[MrPremiership]

Luckily we didn't sign Michael Close.....more shizen puns

 

[tommyk72]

ENOUGH WITH THE s**t PUNS ALREADY!!

Agreed.

All the threads are beginning to mirror each other. It's kinda shattering.

(This is my first ever pun on BF and I kinda hate myself for doing it.)

 

[Fetnarr]

Agreed.

All the threads are beginning to mirror each other. It's kinda shattering.

(This is my first ever pun on BF and I kinda hate myself for doing it.)

Righto Tommy, we can all see through you

 

[Fetnarr]

ENOUGH WITH THE s**t PUNS ALREADY!!

I know right! It's so bloody paneful to read

 

[grumbleguts]

ENOUGH WITH THE s**t PUNS ALREADY!!

Yes we deficantly have to stop with the s**t puns. s**t puns are crap.

 

[Brishawk]

What an interesting window into the big footy psyche

 

[Agent Smith]

I agree with Eldo. This is becoming a pane.

 

[Nathan Detroit]

I regret my contributions to the hijacking of this thread. From now on, I will temper my responses.

 

[Dewnior]

Dont mind Eldo, he's just being a silicampaigner

 

[eldorado]

You want Glass? I'll ******* glass some of you %^$# soon

 

[JoondalupJ]

Not even 30 yet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Birchall
Date of birth 28 January 1988 (age 29)

11 days time 30 . But is his knee is a problem? That is worrying.

 

[grumbleguts]

You want Glass? I'll ******* glass some of you %^$# soon

He has a lot of moral fibre-Glass does.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

ENOUGH WITH THE s**t PUNS ALREADY!!

I must admit, I am not the biggest fan of toilet humour

 

[Mitchell Madness]

11 days time 30 . But is his knee is a problem? That is worrying.

Most players have issues with their knees. It’s simply wear and tear due to them not having adequate rest

 

[Yoda_]

So, how is this fella tracking? Not a round 1 selection but early season looking likely?

 

[eldorado]

So, how is this fella tracking? Not a round 1 selection but early season looking likely?

Your guess is as good as ours...we'll have a better idea by the end of February

 

[MrPremiership]

So, how is this fella tracking? Not a round 1 selection but early season looking likely?

still not running....not ideal

 

[Beandip]

The tendency towards pun-humour on BigFooty erodes my soul, and fills me with deep regret for humanity.

 

[TazHawk15]

So, how is this fella tracking? Not a round 1 selection but early season looking likely?

He has not started running yet.

At this stage we may just make him stand on the spot and point to teamates, Goddard style.

 

[HODGEYROAD]

The last 12 months have been an absolute nightmare for Birch, annoying as we desperately need him back in the side.

 

[MrPremiership]

The last 12 months have been an absolute nightmare for Birch, annoying as we desperately need him back in the side.

We're such a better side with him in the backline, directing the plays with his elite kicking