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'grab the flag,,,,closest you'll get all year ' is going straight in the notebook
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everytime you shank one say youve done a danger, and if you lose the ball you can say youve rohan'd it (ie cant find the ball)
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i dont shank....he will tho
going straight in the notebook
He hits one long or comes up short into the green...."unlike Josh, your caddy chose the wrong club."
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Just remind him that we only won because Duncan and Hawkins didn't play in the GF this year just like the prelim last year.....oh, wait a minute, THEY did play in the GF this year.
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"Mate, the tyres on my 78 Gemini get more kicks than Gary Rohan. More grunt too."
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Instead of "quiet please", just say "no booing please".
Before you tee off on the first hole; "Hold on, should Ottens be ringing a bell?"
Before you tee off on the first hole; "Hold on, should Ottens be ringing a bell?"
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Some great stuff in this thread. 
After he putts out on the 13th green. "Do you realise you have now touched the ball more times than Dangerfield did last weekend?"
Get a theme going about Chris Scott pulling weird moves to prove he's smarter than everybody else. If he is in a bunker "Scotty would probably putt out of this one because he sees the game differently to the rest of us". If he's a long way out on a par 5 "Scotty would probably go with the driver off the deck here". If he has a 40m chip say "Most of us would chip here, but I reckon Scotty would go for the fringe putt because he has a deeper understanding of the game". If he has to chip over a bunker "Scotty would tell you to chip it sideways here because he understands the risks better than we do". Short par 4 - I'm taking driver here, but I'm sure Scotty would lay up with a 7-iron because he is smarter than us.
"I wonder if Hawkins always misses putts on the front nine?"
"Did you know that golf spelled backwards is Dangerfield?"
"If you go looking in there you might find half a dozen balls and Cam Guthrie"
"That's going to to be harder to find than Gary Rohan"
If you're winning - "This game is a bit like last week, you're playing well but one bloke is killing you"
"You can look at the flag/cup, but you're not allowed to touch it"
On the tenth tee "Glad you decided to show up for the second half this week"
"That guy looks older than Geelong's list"
After he putts out on the 13th green. "Do you realise you have now touched the ball more times than Dangerfield did last weekend?"
Get a theme going about Chris Scott pulling weird moves to prove he's smarter than everybody else. If he is in a bunker "Scotty would probably putt out of this one because he sees the game differently to the rest of us". If he's a long way out on a par 5 "Scotty would probably go with the driver off the deck here". If he has a 40m chip say "Most of us would chip here, but I reckon Scotty would go for the fringe putt because he has a deeper understanding of the game". If he has to chip over a bunker "Scotty would tell you to chip it sideways here because he understands the risks better than we do". Short par 4 - I'm taking driver here, but I'm sure Scotty would lay up with a 7-iron because he is smarter than us.
"I wonder if Hawkins always misses putts on the front nine?"
"Did you know that golf spelled backwards is Dangerfield?"
"If you go looking in there you might find half a dozen balls and Cam Guthrie"
"That's going to to be harder to find than Gary Rohan"
If you're winning - "This game is a bit like last week, you're playing well but one bloke is killing you"
"You can look at the flag/cup, but you're not allowed to touch it"
On the tenth tee "Glad you decided to show up for the second half this week"
"That guy looks older than Geelong's list"
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might have 13 touches on the first hole after these sledges.
Some great stuff in this thread.
After he putts out on the 13th green. "Do you realise you have now touched the ball more times than Dangerfield did
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straight to the poolroom...i mean notebook
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I'd pin a pic of Caddy to the bag and ask it loudly, "Which club would you choose Josh?"
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s**t kick
good diver but
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