GREAT JOKE !

[eastaugh36]

I just have to post this on here,its hilarious and let this moral be a lesson to you carey is queen and mags ! The name will be altered to protect the identity of the aforementioned lol !

*** George goes into the doctors office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "I am not going to beat around the bush George, You have AIDS"
George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do" he says.
The doctor says " I want you to go home and eat 5kgs of spicy sausage, a half a cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts,40 peanuts, 1/2 a bag of dates, and top it all off with a gallon of prune juice"
George asks "will that cure me doc ?"
The doc replies "no, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for"




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Essendon - The greatest club with the greatest coach in the league ! Carlton- absolute hypocrites who accuse others of being cheats only for it to be found later that carlton are the "serial salary cap breachers" as quoted by our president, haha

 

[Carey_is_King]

Easty made a funny!!! Not a bad one either.
Now tell me stupid, the joke itself contained several big words, and no spelling errors,(apart from the use of "ass" instead of "arse") so you must have copied it from somewhere. You don't read books, so where did it come from ???

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Trample the Weak,
Hurdle the Dead.

[This message has been edited by Carey_is_King (edited 13 January 2001).]

 

[Mags]

Umm Yes Easty! Rigtho Then!

So u are sayin u take it up the arse then hey?

 

[Carey_is_King]

Easty,
When I saw your name and then the post title, I thought to myself "well that's stating the bleeding obvious isn't it ?" then I find you are into humour. Perhaps there is a hint of intellect there after all - no, probably just dumb luck.

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Trample the Weak,
Hurdle the Dead.

 

[eastaugh36]

mags- we know your a bit backward but aforementioned means you !
carey - well unlike you I am a south aussie which naturally means I have more intelligence than a victorian

 

[Mags]

I got one!

Eastaugh in an essendon jumper again! HAHAHA

 

[Carey_is_King]

Originally posted by eastaugh36:
mags- we know your a bit backward but aforementioned means you !
carey - well unlike you I am a south aussie which naturally means I have more intelligence than a victorian

Hey stupid, guess where I was born and educated ?


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Trample the Weak,
Hurdle the Dead.

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Originally posted by Mags:

Eastaugh in an essendon jumper again! HAHAHA

That's something we'll never see again!!

Easty, it's an ok joke but what is it you are aiming to achieve?


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Everyday is a gift, that is why it is called the present

 

[eastaugh36]

mags- that was the lamest joke ever, give it up little boy, its not hard to tell where you are from !
carey is king - well i take it back then, you musnt be as bad a bloke as i thought

 

[Mags]

Yup Nsw Easty! Bet Ya Didnt Guess That u Dumb ****in Idiot!

Go To Bed Easty! Give It Up!

 

[eastaugh36]

actually I will retire to bed, as I pretty much delivered the knockout punch with that joke, I win on K.O ! haha

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Essendon - The greatest club with the greatest coach in the league ! Carlton- absolute hypocrites who accuse others of being cheats only for it to be found later that carlton are the "serial salary cap breachers" as quoted by our president, haha

 

[Daphne]

See CIK Easty really likes us Roo supporters and I am waiting for him to admit that the Roos are his second team

Originally posted by eastaugh36:
mags- that was the lamest joke ever, give it up little boy, its not hard to tell where you are from !
carey is king - well i take it back then, you musnt be as bad a bloke as i thought

 

[eastaugh36]

actually they are, I came in here for the first time and saw all these roo fans abusing essendon, thats the only reason I have been like this against the roos, in the last afl chat I was a member of they were all carlton morons so it was quite a change coming in here. It was a joy to be at the 99 grand final and see the roos belt the blues, especially after carltons win by a point over us a week earlier

 

[Mags]

Hey easty if u like adelaide so much why dont u go for one of there teams?

 

[eastaugh36]

because I am a loyal supporter of essendon and could never change from that great club

 

[Daphne]

Well easty you must have had your milk and honey before you went to bed, as this is the calmst i have ever seen you, well done goodnight.

Originally posted by eastaugh36:
actually they are, I came in here for the first time and saw all these roo fans abusing essendon, thats the only reason I have been like this against the roos, in the last afl chat I was a member of they were all carlton morons so it was quite a change coming in here. It was a joy to be at the 99 grand final and see the roos belt the blues, especially after carltons win by a point over us a week earlier

 

[Mags]

Lol im a loyal supporter of Essendon thats ****in lame! Bandwagoner Go To Bed!

 

[AlfAndrews]

That AIDS joke was pathetic, Easty.

So, you're a homophobic cretin too, are you?

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**floreat pica**

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Easty, as the creator of the topic, you also were aforementioned. Fool.

 

[Mobbs]

Really, if we're going to veto the opportunity to bag in this country then we are indeed becoming sluts to intersocial regard.

There used to be a day, when being stirred for being on your last legs, was one of the best uplifters that could be found. Ok, go ahead and kill it. No matter that it was the only thing that put us on top.

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[eastaugh36]

mags - give it up
alf - you must be pretty sour, that joke is a belter, and carey is king liked it too, and the other thing is ......the jokes moral is true !
old dark navys - learn to take a joke

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Essendon - The greatest club with the greatest coach in the league ! Carlton- absolute hypocrites who accuse others of being cheats only for it to be found later that carlton are the "serial salary cap breachers" as quoted by our president, haha

 

[Carey_is_King]

Originally posted by AlfAndrews:
That AIDS joke was pathetic, Easty.

So, you're a homophobic cretin too, are you?

Never thought I would do this, but Alf, I am on Easty's side here. It was a funny joke, and I found myself thinking of it while I was out driving this morning, and it made me laugh again. You can stick your political correctness. It may be "fashionable" to be tolerant of ****s, but I haven't joined that group just yet.



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Trample the Weak,
Hurdle the Dead.

 

[eastaugh36]

carey is king, all is forgiven, youre a legend !

 

[SS11]

funny shit mate..

altho your serious posts are even funnier, and your attempts to make points...now THAT makes ME larf

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[AlfAndrews]

Originally posted by Carey_is_King:
It may be "fashionable" to be tolerant of ****s, but I haven't joined that group just yet.

And you never will, C.I.K.

Because your type is utterly incapable of tolerance, compassion or any of the other basic human courtesies that are the right of all people, regardless of race, creed, gender, socio-economic status, sexual orientation or any of the other qualities that make up "life's rich tapestry".

What a sad, blind, one-dimensional bigoted fool you are, C.I.K.

Oh, pardon me. I'm relapsing into abuse mode again. I said before that I wouldn't do that again.

But you started it ... f*ck you.

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**floreat pica**

[This message has been edited by AlfAndrews (edited 14 January 2001).]