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I think this thread is self explanatory. I'll kick it off with this one.

Bring Me The Head Of Paul McCartney On Heather Mills' Wooden Peg (Dropping Bombs on the White House) - Brian Jonestown Massacre
 

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salamander said:
Regurgitator - "I will lick your a-hole"
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With credit going to 'I Sucked A Lot Of **** To Get Where I Am', 'I Piss Alone' and 'Blood And Spunk'.

And, thanks to google, I stumbled upon this list:

  1. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
  2. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  4. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  5. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  6. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
  7. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
  8. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  9. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  10. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  11. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
  12. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  13. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  14. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
  15. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  16. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  17. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
  18. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
  19. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  20. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
  21. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  22. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
  23. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  24. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
  25. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  26. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  27. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
  28. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  29. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  30. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  31. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
  32. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
  33. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
  34. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  35. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  36. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
  37. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
  38. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
  39. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
  40. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
  41. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
  42. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
  43. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  44. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
  45. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  46. Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
The bolded ones in particular tickled me no end.
 
'Winona's Big Brown Beaver' by Primus takes on an entirely different meaning when I see the Kotex ads with the woman and her 'beaver' as BFF :eek: :D

Others I like:
Frenzal Rhomb - Russell Crowe's Band is a f**king pile of s*it (cos it's true!)

Regurgitator - I like your old stuff better than your new stuff (so prophetic :( )

My favourite one by TISM - I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford (it's got to be up there for longest song title ever, doesn't it?)


kitty :)
 
kitty_11 said:
My favourite one by TISM - I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford (it's got to be up there for longest song title ever, doesn't it?)kitty :)
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Another TISM classic (Ode to Zondor) - Defecate on your Face

Aussie band. Thug - **** your Dad
 
The Filth Wizard said:
I give my votes to Spinal Tap's 'Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight' and The Darkness with 'Love On The Rocks With No Ice'.

I reckon TISM will get a fair mention here:thumbsu:
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Good call....


"Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow"

"Dumb 'n' Base"

"I Might Be A Cnut, But I'm Not A F***ing Cnut"

"Parable Of Glenn McGrath's Haircut"

"Jung Talent Time"

"I'm Interested In Apathy"

"And The Ass Said To The Angel....Let's Play Kick To Kick"

"Alliteration Arules, AK ?"

"Will John Lennon Get Back Together Again ?"

"In Times Of Trouble, Poetry Gives Me AIDS"

"The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped"

"Beyond Good And Evil Knievel"

"Sometimes, But Not Often, And In Fact Now That I Think About It, Never"

"I Can Leave Puddles"

""Don't Believe The Hype" Is Hype"

"The Unsaid Sorrow Of Wrist Spin"

"Kevin Borich Expressionism"

"They Shoot Heroin, Don't They ?"

"We Are The Champignons"

"Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli"

"Wont Get Fooled Again, Again"

"Fatboy Slim Dusty"


(Easily cut and pasted from the last time there was a thread on this subject.)

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EDIT: Oh, the irony. Should never have bought this s**t pc from the Ivory Coast. Damn it all.

10 duplicate deletes later, carry on.....
 
US metal/hardcore band, Drowningman, have a few good 'uns.....

"Last Week's Minutes From The Meeting Of The Secret Society Of Your Friends Who Actually Hate You"

"If God Loves A Winner, He's Going To Want To Fcuk Me In A Minute"

"Luck, Love, Life-time Guarantees And Other Things Assholes Believe In"
 
The Replacements - 'Gary's Got a Boner'

Curse ov dialect - Curse ov the Vulk Makedonski

Dirty Three - Everything's ****ed

DJ Shadow - Why Hip Hop Sucks in '96

Mogwai - Mogwai Fear Satan

Radiohead - A punch up at a wedding (no no no no no no)

Soundtrack of our lives - Playstation Bordello

Tom Waits - the piano has been drinking

Underworld - mmm skyscraper, i love you.
 
Not a song title, but an album title too good to exclude

"Marvin, the Album!" from Frente.

Such profound humour.
 

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Walking in the Great Shining Path of Monster Trucks by Clutch
 
My Underwear Froze to the Clothesline - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
 
They're not so much great song names, but Stereolab give some very weird names for their songs.

A few examples:

Puncture In The Radax Permutation
Strobo Acceleration
Op Hop Detonation
Italilan Shoes Continuum
International Colouring Contest
Emperor Tomato Ketchup
Ticker-tape Of The Unconscious
Black Ants In Sound Dust
 
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