Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Samsquanch]

" TOGA, TOGA, TOGA " !

What u say... Is a 13 year old too young for animal house? Must be nearly time to sit him down in front of a good movie for a change.

 

[Hojuman]

What u say... Is a 13 year old too young for animal house? Must be nearly time to sit him down in front of a good movie for a change.

Just the right age

 

[Gasometer]

So the Private Calls continue on land line.

I have shortened it to 2 rings and done a new google translate message.

Bottom line...if you are a private caller Gaso not answer your call.

 

[Reagan Smash]

I'm feeling like Grendel from Beowulf tonight. Very grumpy.

Fookers three house's away are having a party.
I can't here the music but the damn subwoofer is hammering away at my scull and doing my head in.

Damn kids and and their thumping,distorting subs.

 

[Gasometer]

I'm feeling like Grendel from Beowulf tonight. Very grumpy.

Fookers three house away are having a party.
I can't here the music but the damn subwoofer is hammering away at my scull and doing my head in.

Damn kids and and their thumping,distorting subs.

Soz..BRB...I will turn it down in a sec

 

[Gasometer]

Actually I lubbb a good sub woofer as long as the song is great.

The cd I take to test a car system is Lady Marmalade...a poor sound system doesn't pick up the bass

 

[Gasometer]

It is pretty quiet here in Katamatite South actually...just one car out doing burnouts on the back road by 9.30pm

 

[Gasometer]

Worst kept secret....BT to do Friday nights

 

[Massive Unit]

I tried having a bourbon and coke. Poured too much bourbon.

Too much bourbon? No such beast!

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[Firestarter]

Too much bourbon? No such beast!

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I missed my chance to try again tonight. Tomorrow will have to do.

 

[Massive Unit]

I missed my chance to try again tonight. Tomorrow will have to do.

Most of the bourbon we get here is mass produced crap, although there are a few small batch products creeping in now.

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[LuvtheKangas]

Too much bourbon? No such beast!

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Was thinking exactly the same thing.

No such thing as too much bourbon, vodka, gin, tequila, whiskey, rum, etc. Especially for the first one.

Well, maybe tequila...

 

[Firestarter]

I've got two types of Baileys if I want to lose a month of my life.

 

[Gasometer]

Most of the bourbon we get here is mass produced crap, although there are a few small batch products creeping in now.

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Name names.

 

[Massive Unit]

Name names.

Hudson Baby Bourbon is fairly readily available here (it's from NYC surprisingly) and Blantons Single Barrel can sometimes be found in good stores.

I tried some small batch bourbons from Ohio and Utah when in the USA recently and they were very smooth. I'm trying to get my hands on some currently.

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[Firestarter]

Hudson Baby Bourbon is fairly readily available here (it's from NYC surprisingly) and Blantons Single Barrel can sometimes be found in good stores.

I tried some small batch bourbons from Ohio and Utah when in the USA recently and they were very smooth. I'm trying to get my hands on some currently.

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Grouse.

 

[big_e]

Somebody's cat is hanging around the back door of our house. Have tried spraying with water, just comes back. Any ideas?

 

[Gasometer]

Somebody's cat is hanging around the back door of our house. Have tried spraying with water, just comes back. Any ideas?

You can borrow Woof for a week.

Scares cats away.

And then will systematically destroy the rest of your place.

 

[Gasometer]

Somebody's cat is hanging around the back door of our house. Have tried spraying with water, just comes back. Any ideas?

Try lemon peel/juice.

Woofs hate it.

Maybe Cats do as well.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Too much bourbon? No such beast!

I know it's to each their own, but I don't get the love for bourbon... I've always labelled it as the spirit that people drink when they're seen to be wanting to drink liquor.

 

[Massive Unit]

I know it's to each their own, but I don't get the love for bourbon... I've always labelled it as the spirit that people drink when they're seen to be wanting to drink liquor.

I can understand why as it's much sweeter than Scotch Whisky for example. Personally, I have a love for both. Actually, I'll drink just about anything come to think of it :stern look

 

[see see]

The trend of flat peaked caps licks balls


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Any "trend" licks aggots.

The exception to prove the rule - when body suits were a thing that all the young ladies were into back in the early 90s. Goooooood times.

 

[Gasometer]

Grouse. I am going to drive into Town and go to Dan Murphys place and buy some Grouse. GROUSE!

 

[danj]

I'm grumpy because I went to check on the profile of our new draftees and trades and rookies and they have not yet been listed on the Football section of our NMFC website, it took 2 seconds to take down Boomer et al but they haven't found the time to put the new boys on, v annoying

 

[Gasometer]

I'm grumpy because I went to check on the profile of our new draftees and trades and rookies and they have not yet been listed on the Football section of our NMFC website, it took 2 seconds to take down Boomer et al but they haven't found the time to put the new boys on, v annoying

No Bull is prolly on a beach somewhere drinking stiff martinis