Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[blackshadow]

Speaking of things that make you grumpy .Woman at ATM machines !
Now god knows I love the fairer sex, but there is no such thing as a woman doing a quick transaction at an ATM machine

First they approach the machine.. then they look in their handbags for their purse. (Which for most woman is like finding a clock at a casino)
Then they have 3 goes at their pin
Next is checking their account balances, twice
Finally they select a transaction (its never the quick cash option)
Then the money arrives and they have to look for their friggin purse again in their Tardus handbags to put the money away
lastly its check hairdo in the reflection

finally they're finished and they turn round and look surprised that there is a queue behind them ! well, not surprising, it took them 5 minutes to take $40 out !

People calling ATMs ATM machines really grinds my gears.

They are not automatic teller machine machines!

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[Gasometer]

You growing some these bad boys Gaso ?

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Have a look for yourself next week when the runners pass your front door...currently one plant has runners as far away as Seymour

 

[Firestarter]

People calling ATMs ATM machines really grinds my gears.

They are not automatic teller machine machines!

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Tell me your PIN number.

 

[Samsquanch]

Tell me your PIN number.

The message on the ATM machines LCD display says that you shouldn't share your PIN number!

 

[Samsquanch]

Have a look for yourself next week when the runners pass your front door...currently one plant has runners as far away as Seymour

 

[ferball]

You growing some these bad boys Gaso ?

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That pumpkin looks deflated.

 

[Samsquanch]

Tell me your PIN number.

RTS Syndrome. Redundant Tautology Syndrome.

 

[Firestarter]

You know you're a loser when you get pins and needles from sitting on a stool...

 

[Gasometer]

Oh Christmas time; the season for arguing about everything

 

[Samsquanch]

Oh Christmas time; the season for arguing about everything

Happy Festivus.

 

[Gasometer]

Happy Festivus.

Doubt it

Best day is Dec 26th

 

[Nate7]

Doubt it

Best day is Dec 26th

Boxing Day test? Sydney to Hobart?
Or the fact that's usually when visiting families **** off elsewhere?

 

[Samsquanch]

Or the fact that's usually when visiting families **** off elsewhere?

Happy Festivus

 

[JD-Roo]

That made me laugh and pass wind, at the same time!

Peachy Carnahan (Michael Caine) The Man Who Would Be King:
Danny's only a man. But he can break wind at both ends simultaneous — which is more, I reckon, than any god can do

 

[WayneShimmiesTheBush]

I just don't get it. Why do people who get personalized number plates, get the name of the car on them? Yes I know its a Mazda6, I can see it on the emblem.

 

[JD-Roo]

I just don't get it. Why do people who get personalized number plates, get the name of the car on them? Yes I know its a Mazda6, I can see it on the emblem.

I think I said a few years ago, and nothing has changed my opinion, that Kilmore seems to be the absolute centre of the personalised number plate universe.

One or two are clever, the rest........ 'meh'

 

[Samsquanch]

I just don't get it. Why do people who get personalized number plates, get the name of the car on them? Yes I know its a Mazda6, I can see it on the emblem.

That, and Euro plates on non-euro cars.

 

[koshari]

Boxing Day test? Sydney to Hobart?
Or the fact that's usually when visiting families **** off elsewhere?

Drouin picnic races.

 

[Nate7]

Drouin picnic races.

That's a good or bad thing?

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Drouin picnic races.

Fantastic course... Golf course, that is!

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Speaking of things that make you grumpy .Woman at ATM machines! Now god knows I love the fairer sex, but there is no such thing as a woman doing a quick transaction at an ATM machine

First they approach the machine.. then they look in their handbags for their purse. (Which for most woman is like finding a clock at a casino)… Then they have 3 goes at their pin... Next is checking their account balances, twice... Finally they select a transaction (its never the quick cash option)… Then the money arrives and they have to look for their friggin purse again in their Tardus handbags to put the money away... lastly its check hairdo in the reflection

finally they're finished and they turn round and look surprised that there is a queue behind them ! well, not surprising, it took them 5 minutes to take $40 out !

I'm not yet ready to leave the ATMMM grumpiness behind... I'm unsure if this is just a Melbourne CBD thing (aiming at certain demographics), but it seems to be where I have the most issues:

Now, I'm 6-3'ish in height. I'm tall, but not Spider Burton tall. Can banks please stop making ATMMMs that require a chiropractor appointment after I use them. Seriously, I may as well get on my knees and start praying. I literally cannot see the screen from the angle I'm at without buckling at the knees FFS.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Apparently I missed the memo that it is now compulsory to record rain on your dumbphone... Extra dufus points to those doing it while they're fn driving.

 

[muttley45]

Does truck maintenance no longer exist ?, for at least the 3rd time in the last fortnight, i have been severely delayed due to broken down trucks on freeways, it is now a toss up whether all too common hold up's these days are due to accident's, break downs, or rubber neck effect.

 

[ferball]

Does truck maintenance no longer exist ?, for at least the 3rd time in the last fortnight, i have been severely delayed due to broken down trucks on freeways, it is now a toss up whether all too common hold up's these days are due to accident's, break downs, or rubber neck effect.

Was that Friday arvo on the city bound side of the Monash fwy?

 

[Firestarter]

Why the hell is that Mofra's 50 Bottom Bitches thing still on the banner...