Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Arden]

But was that post lemmy?

Pre-stiffy

 

[blackshadow]

Pre-stiffy

Back in 5.

 

[Horace]

Pre-stiffy

Poor old lemmy has achieved the wrong kind of stiffy. (Sorry couldn't help myself.)

 

[Gasometer]

1.Celebrity has baby.

NEKMINIT baby is grown up.

Eg Madonna and Guy Ritchie's baby is now 15 year old teen boy Rocco giving Mum attitude.

2. Xenia is 20 years ago now. Lucy Lawless looks hotter than 20 years ago.

 

[blackshadow]

1.Celebrity has baby.

NEKMINIT baby is grown up.

Eg Madonna and Guy Ritchie's baby is now 15 year old teen boy Rocco giving Mum attitude.

Care factor = zero

 

[rippersnipper]

The massive blowup of the Chris Gayle and Mel thing. ****ing annoying. Old mate made a genuine mistake and was inappropriate but the amount of people taking aim and firing at the bloke is completely disproportionate to the incident.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

The massive blowup of the Chris Gayle and Mel thing. ******* annoying. Old mate made a genuine mistake and was inappropriate but the amount of people taking aim and firing at the bloke is completely disproportionate to the incident.

Absolutely my take on it too, acted like a bit of a tool and needs to be chastised but, geez, it's not like he coward punched someone or anything.

 

[La Flama Blanca]

Are men not allowed to approach women anymore

 

[rippersnipper]

Absolutely my take on it too, acted like a bit of a tool and needs to be chastised but, geez, it's not like he coward punched someone or anything.

What annoys me especially is that when the roles are reversed as with Sharapova and the journalist, no one bats an eyelid. Can't have one or the other.

 

[Gasometer]

Care factor = zero

The point is where does 15 years go?

Micheal H's girl is in her 20's.

Time vacuum.

 

[RobZombie]

Are men not allowed to approach women anymore

I know, right? How dare women expect to be able to just go to work and do their jobs.

 

[La Flama Blanca]

I know, right? How dare women expect to be able to just go to work and do their jobs.

When you are employed as the girl that stands there and looks hot you can expect that.

 

[RobZombie]

When you are employed as the girl that stands there and looks hot you can expect that.

Her sports presenter credentials are a fair bit stronger than that. As far as I can see she doesn't make a habit of getting around in plunging necklines (and even if she did it wouldn't matter) and doing the ditzy sideline girl act (and even if she did it wouldn't matter unless that was explicitly part of the schtick).

 

[Gasometer]

Her sports presenter credentials are a fair bit stronger than that. As far as I can see she doesn't make a habit of getting around in plunging necklines (and even if she did it wouldn't matter) and doing the ditzy sideline girl act (and even if she did it wouldn't matter unless that was explicitly part of the schtick).

Oh well the cricket is washed out and Nien are showing 'Meatballs '.

Right up Gayle's 1980's alley...

 

[Dodecahedron]

Making a news year's resolution about weight control.
Breaking it on Jan 5th.

 

[D23D]

Making a news year's resolution about weight control.
Breaking it on Jan 5th.

I made a resolution about not drinking during the week. Anyway has to fly to NZ at short notice and now sitting in the lounge in Dunedin and on my 4th glass of wine. Off now for the 5th, it's hard when it's all free in the lounge!
Better luck next year

 

[Horace]

Making a news year's resolution about weight control.
Breaking it on Jan 5th.

My NY resolution to lose weight has struck a much unexpected and unwelcome dose of the gastrics. Will help keep me on "track" for a day or two longer.

 

[Gasometer]

Any day is a good day to start losing weight.

 

[ozzyoslo]

What shitz me?

People who take a trolley load through the 12 items or less and the checkout numb nuts who allow it.

People who queue at Maccas, finally get to the counter and when the child serving asks what they want go "ummmmmmmmmm, I'm not sure". It's Maccas FFS. I knew what I was having before I left home.

People who queue at a check out, put all their shopping through and when check out chick says the total decide to go rummaging in their handbags for their purse. Have it ready you idiot - you had 5 minutes to get it out, but no - just hold everyone up another few minutes.

People who have to reverse into a parking spot in shopping centre carparks and hold up all the traffic flow while they have five goes at getting it right. Probably the most ignorant driving act I see. How dare you hold everyone else up coz you wanna reverse park so you can just drive out later. Drive in nose first and reverse out when you return.

Companies who reply to emails without a person's name on the email. It might be signed - the membership team. Bullshit. Did every member of the membership team see that email? I want to know which person sent it. You know my name. Ignorant beyond belief that companies think this is an acceptable thing.

More to come when I cool down........

This one does my head in.........and little blokes calling me champ. Unless they say it with sincerity they get swatted away.

 

[Mr. Blonde]

When I go through the self serve checkout at Coles and only realise later that I have put the Avocados through as Onions!! Very easy mistake to make.

 

[Gasometer]

Go to Media & Entertainment Board.

Few youngers talking about 'Ex on the Beach' and wat a laff it is.

I like a laff...best laff I have had was 'Eastbound & Down' a couple of summers back.

Watch So1 Ep o1....ffs......

It's not Eastbound & Down.

 

[muttley45]

Go to Media & Entertainment Board.

Few youngers talking about 'Ex on the Beach' and wat a laff it is.

I like a laff...best laff I have had was 'Eastbound & Down' a couple of summers back.

Watch So1 Ep o1....ffs......

It's not Eastbound & Down.

Check out comedy show called "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll", always good for a laugh or two, and eye candy as well

 

[The Other Dean]

Few youngers talking about 'Ex on the Beach' and wat a laff it is.

It's about as trashy as reality TV gets.

So I'm a fan.

I like a laff...best laff I have had was 'Eastbound & Down' a couple of summers back.

Awesome show.

 

[blackshadow]

Check out comedy show called "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll", always good for a laugh or two, and eye candy as well

Big fan of Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. It's not a bad show either.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

The word is ecstatic, it is pronounced phonetically, it's not that hard really. Seriously, if you can't pronounce it properly, use something else. Maybe try rapt and that's not wrapt, wrapped or rapped either.