Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Samsquanch]

Sadly not required for me.

I had a mate at work who used to part his hair down the centre. It became obvious over the years that the part was getting wider and wider.

 

[Ligma]

Sadly not required for me.

Spiky potato

 

[krakouers]

The township of Broome has also faced a massive clean-up, recording 564 millimetres in the 48 hours to 9am Tuesday and a staggering 80,000 lightning strikes in a 24-hour period.

"About 30,000 of those were cloud to ground [lightning] strikes, so strikes hitting the ground," said the Bureau of Meteorology's Daniel Hayes.

Hojuman. Never listening to weather complaint's in the " grumpy old's " again.

Watch it take the next 40 years to clean up due to “Kimberley time”

 

[Lomas]

The township of Broome has also faced a massive clean-up, recording 564 millimetres in the 48 hours to 9am Tuesday and a staggering 80,000 lightning strikes in a 24-hour period.

"About 30,000 of those were cloud to ground [lightning] strikes, so strikes hitting the ground," said the Bureau of Meteorology's Daniel Hayes.

Hojuman. Never listening to weather complaint's in the " grumpy old's " again.

After cleaning up my trees myself because the arborist said it was too windy, I reserve the right to grump.

 

[Lomas]

I had a mate at work who used to part his hair down the centre. It became obvious over the years that the part was getting wider and wider.

Had a photo taken at work years ago for our work magazine showing the team heads down hard at work. The media manager thought it was funny to photoshop/edit the picture to make it look like I was balding. I took it as a sign to trim my flowing locks so as to not appear too try hard.
When I found out I was a bit peeved.

 

[KiwiRoo]

With a few exceptions here, this might be a useful gift for big footy supporters who like to look after themselves. After all, why buy a 39cent comb from Coles or Woolies when you can have one of these...

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I can just see myself in my biker jacket or sitting down with a fine single malt and contemplating the sheer beauty and efficient design of this CARBON FIBRE hair comb.

haven't needed a comb since about 1991

so I'm a spikey potato too

 

[Samsquanch]

haven't needed a comb since about 1991

so I'm a spikey potato too

Carful - you might get on the dilf list to Kiwi.

Or should that be the bilf list?

 

[KiwiRoo]

Carful - you might get on the dilf list to Kiwi.

Or should that be the bilf list?

I told my wife that I may be on a Dilf list on BF

the 10 mins of uncontrolled laughing was uncalled for and bit wounding to be honest

 

[Samsquanch]

I told my wife that I may be on a Dilf list on BF

the 10 mins of uncontrolled laughing was uncalled for and bit wounding to be honest

What a nice sense of humour she has.

If Ligma confirms it though, I'd advise to sleep with one eye open.

 

[KiwiRoo]

What a nice sense of humour she has.

If Ligma confirms it though, I'd advise to sleep with one eye open.

thanks for the tip

might have to take the ear plugs out too

 

[Ligma]

What a nice sense of humour she has.

If Ligma confirms it though, I'd advise to sleep with one eye open.

You love talking about me don’t you xx

 

[Samsquanch]

You love talking about me don’t you xx

You set 'em up, I knock 'em down.

 

[Ligma]

You set 'em up, I knock 'em down.

Come visit me at work bestie

 

[Samsquanch]

Come visit me at work bestie

I never go to the city these days. My mobility scooter doesn't fit in the train since I had the extra bits (ram bar) put on to it. Also, the guide dog attracts too much attention if I try to drive anywhere these days.

 

[gokangas]

Just reading about that Rogan bloke who is in trouble for using the N word. When I was a kid in the 60s I loved liqorice. We used to buy Ni**er Boy Licorice Show Bags at the Royal Melbourne Show. WTF? I think the other one was called Giant Licorice.

 

[Samsquanch]

 

[Ligma]

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Live, laugh, love!!!!!

Dennis tells me all his stories of him being a naughty pumpkin,,, when he was a milk boy!!

Sent from lowes receipt

 

[koshari]

Just reading about that Rogan bloke who is in trouble for using the N word. When I was a kid in the 60s I loved liqorice. We used to buy Ni**er Boy Licorice Show Bags at the Royal Melbourne Show. WTF? I think the other one was called Giant Licorice.

better not post a pic of the money box we have at home then,

 

[Nate7]

better not post a pic of the money box we have at home then,



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Looks like the main character from A league of gentlemen!

 

[krakouers]

Looks like the main character from A league of gentlemen!

"Dave... your mine now dave"

 

[Nate7]

"Dave... your mine now dave"

Dave, is that you Dave? I have some pegs belonging to you!

 

[koshari]

Looks like the main character from A league of gentlemen!

Papa Lazarou?

wife used to have a cat she reckoned looked like Papa Lazarou

 

[krakouers]

Dave, is that you Dave? I have some pegs belonging to you!

Like a lot of comedy shows... there were some very funny moments.. some absolute tripe though... but the "local" shop for the "Local Village" always struck a chord with a rural kid..

 

[ferball]

Like a lot of comedy shows... there were some very funny moments.. some absolute tripe though... but the "local" shop for the "Local Village" always struck a chord with a rural kid..

You lied to me Edward. There is a Swansea.

 

[ferball]

How come oil is cheaper per barrel than it was in 1980 and petrol costs 7 times more!!!