Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Horace]

So Horace is a millionaire? IUB move in?

I wish.

 

[Horace]

I work in superannuation. Unfortunately with the SCT they require you to go through the fund complaints mechanism before they will do anything. If you haven't already register a formal complaint with the fund. Good luck getting it sorted.

Yes, I well understand. At the present I am waving a stick at them.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I wish.

 

[Horace]

hangovers !..man they suck more the older you get.
They last 2 days now ..Plus you have to get out of bed to look after the kids and do all the things the missus tells you when she realises you're hangover.

I'd give up booze if I wasn't married

Contact IUB. He will have plenty of tips to cure your problem.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Contact IUB. He will have plenty of tips to cure your problem.

the cure may be worse than the problem

 

[shniko11]

Free to Air TV.

Why the hell does their EPG look like this when checking what's on later?

Seven news 5.59
Seven news 5.59
Seven news 6.01
Home&Away 7.00

And when a Movie is on how hard can it be for them to show the year the movie was made..

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Lads, in general and in gyms wearing bloody hats inside, talking absolute crap and wearing singlets to show off a rake style physique. Hog the gym equipment and the douchebags hit on anything female and has two legs, punchable flogs.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Contact IUB. He will have plenty of tips to cure your problem.

Water, and lots of it, and some Berocca. I did this on Sunday morning and I was tip-top.

 

[Granny Roo]

my 22 yr old grand daughter said if you want a good time gran then get onto grinder.

so I sat on my coffee machine and nothin happened. all I got now is a coffee flavour bum.

these young kids have no idea.

gran.

 

[Gasometer]

Wtf^

 

[blackshadow]

my 22 yr old grand daughter said if you want a good time gran then get onto grinder.

so I sat on my coffee machine and nothin happened. all I got now is a coffee flavour bum.

these young kids have no idea.

gran.

I hear some grindr types enjoy sitting on all sorts of things....

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Granny Roo, can I have your 22 yo grand daughter's phone number?

 

[shniko11]

Granny roo is like the new female version of Clokey..

 

[blackshadow]

Granny roo is like the new female version of Clokey..

BigFooty wedding bells?

 

[Gasometer]

11 posts and Granny Roo is putting us to shame with her lols...

 

[Granny Roo]

Granny Roo, can I have your 22 yo grand daughter's phone number?

she's one of those lezzo girls.

gran.

 

[Horace]

Granny roo is like the new female version of Clokey..

As a poster I suspect Granny Roo has much potential.

 

[Horace]

she's one of those lezzo girls.

gran.

Over to you IUB. You lub Granny Roo's 22 year old grand daughter?

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Over to you IUB. You lub Granny Roo's 22 year old grand daughter?

Even more so now.

 

[shniko11]

As a poster I suspect Granny Roo has much potential.

Definitely

 

[D23D]

she's one of those lezzo girls.

gran.

I'll do what I can to get her back onto snags if you like

 

[Granny Roo]

I'll do what I can to get her back onto snags if you like

shes like her gran likes her coffee black.

danny glover floats me boat shes more of a miriah carey lezzo.

gran.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Gran, who is your favourite North Melbourne player ever?

Jock Spencer?

 

[Mav]

I fricking hate head colds in summer.

 

[Twinkletoes]

I fricking hate head colds in summer.

That's what I had over the weekend before it swiftly descended into severe Man Flu by yesterday.