Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Granny Roo]

Gran, who is your favourite North Melbourne player ever?

Jock Spencer?

dr aylett.

he was my gyno too. good doctor great hands.

gran.

 

[Gasometer]

dr aylett.

he was my gyno too. good doctor great hands.

gran.

Gran have you got teeth near, in , or on your fanny?

Doc was a Dentist you silly ol twit..m

 

[Gasometer]

Oh ...Gran got banned.

That didn't last long.

 

[Gasometer]

Should be watching last episode of Fargo....grumpy I am not...but I can't stop watching this train wreck Tv that is The Biggest Loser. ...or TBL.

 

[Gasometer]

That Hungry Jacks 5 flavors tv ad is Filth.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Why did granny get banned? IUB lubbed his granny. RIP granny.

 

[Gasometer]

Why did granny get banned? IUB lubbed his granny. RIP granny.

Just for the day...so far...i have a feeling Gran was possibly a 'Mrs Doubtfire'.

??

 

[Mav]

That's what I had over the weekend before it swiftly descended into severe Man Flu by yesterday.

shit I hope not. I handle man flu like JZ handles the tribunal.

 

[Twinkletoes]

shit I hope not. I handle man flu like JZ handles the tribunal.

It was a near death experience. After missing work on Monday then discovering the power was out in our street on Tuesday, a 35C day, I miraculously rose from my hospice like situation and returned to the office seeking due #sympathy from anyone who cared.............which, it turned out, was nobody! Bastards!

 

[The Other Dean]

That Hungry Jacks 5 flavors tv ad is Filth.

Depends what standard you set.

Whenever I see it, I always think - "I wish this was filthier".

 

[chugginon]

It was a near death experience. After missing work on Monday then discovering the power was out in our street on Tuesday, a 35C day, I miraculously rose from my hospice like situation and returned to the office seeking due #sympathy from anyone who cared.............which, it turned out, was nobody! Bastards!

Sighh........ ok, ok #sympathyforTwinkletoes

 

[Shermanator]

What is it with 'rock stars' and sunglasses?

I was watching a music max special on The Angels (love these guys btw) and the band members we're getting interviewed in a studio all with sunglasses on, yet when they crossed to the gig not one of them were donning a set of bloody sunglasses... in full daytime sunlight!

wtf?..

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

What is it with 'rock stars' and sunglasses?

I was watching a music max special on The Angels (love these guys btw) and all the band members we're getting interviewed in a studio with sunglasses on, yet when they crossed to the gig not one of them were donning a set of bloody sunglasses... in full daytime sunlight!

wtf?..

Maybe they lub sunglasses.

 

[Shermanator]

Maybe they lub sunglasses.

Yeah sunglasses the ultimate accessory for inside your house..

Where's Gran gone IUB?..

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Yeah sunglasses the ultimate accessory for inside your house..

Where's Gran gone IUB?..

No idea. Why the hell am I being asked all the questions about Gran? There was nothing going on between us.

 

[blackshadow]

Yeah sunglasses the ultimate accessory for inside your house..

Corey Hart endorses this!

 

[blackshadow]

No idea. Why the hell am I being asked all the questions about Gran? There was nothing going on between us.

C'mon you lub the gran. Have heard you lub grab a granny nights at Bridie O'Reilly's...

 

[Gasometer]

C'mon you lub the gran. Have heard you lub grab a granny nights at Bridie O'Reilly's...

...ahhh so lub is an age thing.

Insert >shifty look at IUB <

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

C'mon you lub the gran. Have heard you lub grab a granny nights at Bridie O'Reilly's...

More like the Dorset!!!
There's been a couple of instances where IUB has given the grab a granny a good go!!!

 

[Shermanator]

No idea. Why the hell am I being asked all the questions about Gran? There was nothing going on between us.

Yeah yeah that's what they all say..

 

[chugginon]

How dare that poor innocent driver that pulled in beside me today, pull in beside me just as I was going to pull out ?? Blocked my view.Busy road . Took quite a long time to actually GET OUT OF the vehicle. ONE of those with darkened windows, and the engine idles after they lock the car for awhile . I was NOT HAPPY JAN . And what makes it worse, is that I was the really grumpy old , and they will never know it . #ifeelbetternow

 

[toepoker]

Should be watching last episode of Fargo....grumpy I am not...but I can't stop watching this train wreck Tv that is The Biggest Loser. ...or TBL.

I feel ashamed for how much I enjoy this show

 

[shniko11]

No idea. Why the hell am I being asked all the questions about Gran? There was nothing going on between us.

We know IUB u were just using her to get to her Grand Daughter but that did'nt work out to well.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

We know IUB u were just using her to get to her Grand Daughter but that did'nt work out to well.

I'm down to zero girlfriends at the moment.

 

[shniko11]

I'm down to zero girlfriends at the moment.

Really!
U had a good run there 2 cycles of 3 three Sheilas u were pretty busy..

Edit.Maybe keep it down to one cycle of one or two at a time easier to manage..