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Due to the rain I've swapped the bike riding for walking (limping actually, due to the achilles) and my timing couldn't have been better.

Last night - massive police car chase which made the news due to the perp (I watch Cops) ramming a cop car in a stolen Audi and being bashed by said cops, all occuring right where I ride every night it isn't raining.

Tonight - saw another Audi driving at 150kph+ along the same route and thought that had to be stolen. Nek minnet, said Audi comes flying back in the opposite direction going even faster, closely followed by three unmarked cop cars and two dawdling (in comparison) marked cop cars.

If I was riding on said road the odds are I would've become a hood ornament on a stolen Audi both nights!

Grumpy? Yep as both times the drivers looked like 15 yr olds. Bloody whipper snapper twats!
 

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Due to the rain I've swapped the bike riding for walking (limping actually, due to the achilles) and my timing couldn't have been better.

Last night - massive police car chase which made the news due to the perp (I watch Cops) ramming a cop car in a stolen Audi and being bashed by said cops, all occuring right where I ride every night it isn't raining.

Tonight - saw another Audi driving at 150kph+ along the same route and thought that had to be stolen. Nek minnet, said Audi comes flying back in the opposite direction going even faster, closely followed by three unmarked cop cars and two dawdling (in comparison) marked cop cars.

If I was riding on said road the odds are I would've become a hood ornament on a stolen Audi both nights!

Grumpy? Yep as both times the drivers looked like 15 yr olds. Bloody whipper snapper twats!
Go and buy a Tatts ticket.

(And when you win buy me a Mustang )
 

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Due to the rain I've swapped the bike riding for walking (limping actually, due to the achilles) and my timing couldn't have been better.

Last night - massive police car chase which made the news due to the perp (I watch Cops) ramming a cop car in a stolen Audi and being bashed by said cops, all occuring right where I ride every night it isn't raining.

Tonight - saw another Audi driving at 150kph+ along the same route and thought that had to be stolen. Nek minnet, said Audi comes flying back in the opposite direction going even faster, closely followed by three unmarked cop cars and two dawdling (in comparison) marked cop cars.

If I was riding on said road the odds are I would've become a hood ornament on a stolen Audi both nights!

Grumpy? Yep as both times the drivers looked like 15 yr olds. Bloody whipper snapper twats!
Go and buy a Tatts ticket.

(And when you win buy me a Mustang )
Don't listen to Gaso, buy yourself a new Mustang.......................................................I'll have your old one. :sunglasses:
 
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Go and buy a Tatts ticket.

(And when you win buy me a Mustang )
Don't listen to Gaso, buy yourself a new Mustang.......................................................I'll have your old one. :sunglasses:
I've been driving my new Mustang since it arrived in late Jan (black GT convertible with Roush quad pipe exhaust with the resonator plates permanently removed for a major exhaust rumble boost, side vents and hood scoop) and the old one's for sale across the road from Hardon St HQ at Nick Theodossi's ($25k and it's yours).
 

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I've been driving my new Mustang since it arrived in late Jan (black GT convertible with Roush quad pipe exhaust with the resonator plates permanently removed for a major exhaust rumble boost, side vents and hood scoop) and the old one's for sale across the road from Hardon St HQ at Nick Theodossi's ($25k and it's yours).
You drive to Gaso Place and take to Nmfc Ball.

Yeh thanks for that...but Tatts...win...bu Gaso one.
 

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I've been driving my new Mustang since it arrived in late Jan (black GT convertible with Roush quad pipe exhaust with the resonator plates permanently removed for a major exhaust rumble boost, side vents and hood scoop) and the old one's for sale across the road from Hardon St HQ at Nick Theodossi's ($25k and it's yours).

you take New Zealand dollars TT ?
 

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Dressed in the bike clobber tonight, pumped up the tyres, filled the drink bottle, fumble my way out the front door with the bike and, as if on cue, the heavens open.

No worries, back inside I plod in the bike gear with said transport, get changed into running gear to walk instead. 90 minutes later I arrive home again and decide to pack away the laptop and instead sit on the front porch with the iPad for the regular late night BF perusal.

"NO SERVICE"

Oh get f***ed!

Telstra 3G, which the iPad uses, is down AGAIN. Now on the phone (4G) instead, as I've had to do numerous times this year.

Telstra's running like Dimma Hardwick's taken over FFS. Pathetic!
 
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Some dumb bint parks illegally. Has a kid in the car.

Car gets towed.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrřrgh
Saw that on the news earlier. Disgracefully lazy parenting. Intelligence doesn't appear her strong suit either as she claimed she only left the sleeping child in the car as she had to make an emergency dash into a restaurant to use their toilet, forgetting that said restaurant had orher people in it who all said she and the rest of her family sat and dined for 20 minutes.

Twat!
 

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Dressed in the bike clobber tonight, pumped up the tyres, filled the drink bottle, fumble my way out the front door with the bike and, as if on cue, the heavens open.

No worries, back inside I plod in the bike gear with said transport, get changed into running gear to walk instead. 90 minutes later I arrive home again and decide to pack away the laptop and instead sit on the front porch with the iPad for the regular late night BF perusal.

"NO SERVICE"

Oh get f***ed!

Telstra 3G, which the iPad uses, is down AGAIN. Now on the phone (4G) instead, as I've had to do numerous times this year.

Telstra's running like Dimma Hardwick's taken over FFS. Pathetic!
The wind up here past 2 days awful.

Ride with the wind...35kmhr...Gaso Cadel

Ride into wind 18kmhr....Gaso Kettridge
 

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Saw that on the news earlier. Disgracefully lazy parenting. Intelligence doesn't appear her strong suit either as she claimed she only left the sleeping child in the car as she had to make an emergency dash into a restaurant to use their toilet, forgetting that said restaurant had orher people in it who all said she and the rest of her family sat and dined for 20 minutes.

Twat!

You need a license to drive a car , but any idiot can have a child
Something's not right about that
 
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Well, I have started the day well ...... not......lizard on the floor , by the window in the bedroom which I didn't like ...:( How do they get in? .. now I have just been looking for the Game day thread......................... only Thursday ,stupid :D
 
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