Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

Fair crack of the whip!

A flamin Dunny Budgie is a Blow Fly

Bloody hell

 

[koshari]

it’s Spring & we ain’t playing Finals again!

bring back the golden fleece cup...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1965_Golden_Fleece_Cup

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

It's time to standardise coffee sizes.

I've had a gutfull of ordering a large coffee only to be left disappointed when I receive a medium coffee 5 minutes later.

"Sorry I ordered the Large coffee"

Yes that's right" they say with a stupid pretentious look on their faces

"That's the Jumbo/ extra large size"

When I order a large, that means the biggest you have.

 

[muttley45]

Running out of stuff

The last squirts out of a can of Fly Spray and you got 3 Dunny Budgies to kill

The last tin of Woof food

The last garbage bag

All those things you think you have plenty of but don’t restock up on and the nek minits you have none left

My sympathy to Woof if you are feeding him canned food Gaso, commercial dry food is ok, and I use it regularly, but would never even consider giving canned crap to my dog, there are plenty of options far better and probably even cheaper, I use a combo of dry food with fresh chicken necks ($2/kg), lambs hearts ($0.70 ea), raw carrots, and table scraps etc, and the feed bowl is always empty within an hour of feeding time.

 

[Hojuman]

My sympathy to Woof if you are feeding him canned food Gaso, commercial dry food is ok, and I use it regularly, but would never even consider giving canned crap to my dog, there are plenty of options far better and probably even cheaper, I use a combo of dry food with fresh chicken necks ($2/kg), lambs hearts ($0.70 ea), raw carrots, and table scraps etc, and the feed bowl is always empty within an hour of feeding time.

" who's a good boy mutts " ?

 

[koshari]

and the feed bowl is always empty within an hour of feeding time.

an hour! is your dog the Geoffry Boycot of dogs?

 

[Gasometer]

My sympathy to Woof if you are feeding him canned food Gaso, commercial dry food is ok, and I use it regularly, but would never even consider giving canned crap to my dog, there are plenty of options far better and probably even cheaper, I use a combo of dry food with fresh chicken necks ($2/kg), lambs hearts ($0.70 ea), raw carrots, and table scraps etc, and the feed bowl is always empty within an hour of feeding time.

Woof gets looked after thanks very much

Mind your own business

 

[muttley45]

Woof gets looked after thanks very much

Mind your own business

Sorry Gaso, no offense intended.

 

[Gasometer]

Sorry Gaso, no offense intended.

Only mucking around, that fricken Woof is treated like a Princess the bloody mongrel

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Fair crack of the whip!

A flamin Dunny Budgie is a Blow Fly

Bloody hell

Only mucking around, that fricken Woof is treated like a Princess the bloody mongrel

Hey Gaso, are you auditioning for the part of the over-the-top Aussie in an American sitcom?

 

[Gasometer]

Hey Gaso, are you auditioning for the part of the over-the-top Aussie in an American sitcom?

No

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Hey Gaso, are you auditioning for the part of the over-the-top Aussie in an American sitcom?

Stone the bloody crows cobber.

May your balls turn onto bicycle wheels and back pedal up yer a-hole.

 

[see see]

Hey Gaso, are you auditioning for the part of the over-the-top Aussie in an American sitcom?

No

Alf from Home and Away?

 

[Nate7]

Alf from Home and Away?

Reminds of the doodle burger YouTube videos of Alf.

NSFW

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Alf from Home and Away?

Gaso to seesee when he reads that:

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Alf from Home and Away?

That's him.

 

[see see]

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That's him.

Ya flamin' drongo.

 

[koshari]

Ya flamin' drongo.

this bloke was quite partial to the old "flamin drongo" quote as well,

 

[Gasometer]

Bought what I thought was an upgrade Grass Cutter 15 months ago from a big brand and compared to my old 12 year old brand it’s a piece of rubbish

Anyone tried the Lithium Battery powered versions yet?

 

[see see]

Bought what I thought was an upgrade Grass Cutter 15 months ago from a big brand and compared to my old 12 year old brand it’s a piece of rubbish

Anyone tried the Lithium Battery powered versions yet?

Yes. I've had a Bosch Rotak for about four years and it goes well. I've never had the battery run out on me and it cuts through Buffalo like butter. Replacement blades aren't cheap but that's not a problem if you have a bench grinder.

The cutting deck is plastic, so longer term durability may be an issue.

 

[koshari]

What are we talking here gaso, push, trimmer or ride on?

 

[Gasometer]

What are we talking here gaso, push, trimmer or ride on?

Hand held piece of s**t trimmer

It needs a service I suppose

 

[gokangas]

Went to Marvel for the last game. Picked up two pies at half time. $13.80. I said I only have two - she said they're Angus. I don't give a stuff what the cow's name is $6.90 for a 4n20 Pie? She then explained bars have the Angus and you havta go to the pleb cafes for the regular. Always find a way to dud you.

 

[Gasometer]

Went to Marvel for the last game. Picked up two pies at half time. $13.80. I said I only have two - she said they're Angus. I don't give a stuff what the cow's name is $6.90 for a 4n20 Pie? She then explained bars have the Angus and you havta go to the pleb cafes for the regular. Always find a way to dud you.

There’s a shop at Wallan called McDonalds if you want a good pre game feed. It’s better than KFC because they can’t wrap Wraps

 

[gokangas]

There’s a shop at Wallan called McDonalds if you want a good pre game feed. It’s better than KFC because they can’t wrap Wraps

Wraps - are they the most over hyped crap ever? Thin, often stale pizza base rolled too thin, that fall to bits as soon as you bite it.