- Jul 19, 2014
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Fellow old grumpies, I’ve had a s**t of a year. Separated from my wife after 22 years. She took me to court midway through trying to agree the asset split. Represented myself as I refused to play the game by hiring a lawyer. All sorted out now but it took months. Kids were upset. One now lives with me and the other lives with her Mum. Not ideal.
Anyway it’s been nearly a year and not even a hint of interest from any ladies at all. I’m 50 very soon. Then, out of the blue, I’ve started dating a much younger Colombian woman. She had a terrible time with her ex-husband (Essendon supporter). This magnificent woman has now offered to ceremonially burn her Essendon gear. And last night, without being prompted at all, she had an idea to wear nothing but my North guernsey the next time we’re intimate.
This is not made up. There is a God.
Anyway it’s been nearly a year and not even a hint of interest from any ladies at all. I’m 50 very soon. Then, out of the blue, I’ve started dating a much younger Colombian woman. She had a terrible time with her ex-husband (Essendon supporter). This magnificent woman has now offered to ceremonially burn her Essendon gear. And last night, without being prompted at all, she had an idea to wear nothing but my North guernsey the next time we’re intimate.
This is not made up. There is a God.