Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

Looks like avatar.... I'll keep my eye open for you Gasso. I'm sure I'll recognise you. The bridle will be the give-away.

But seriously... RobZombie - not showing enough of the silver tips in that mullet.

No worries Jasper

 

[Hojuman]

Dear " whoever packs the Cadbury favourites " boxes.

Can you please make sure you put less Turkish delights and bloody Moro's in my box and more Flakes and Bounties !

Cheers.

( p.s. l do know a lawyer; but that is by no means a threat unless you want to perceive it as one )

 

[Gasometer]

Dear " whoever packs the Cadbury favourites " boxes.

Can you please make sure you put less Turkish delights and bloody Moro's in my box and more Flakes and Bounties !

Cheers.

( p.s. l do know a lawyer; but that is by no means a threat unless you want to perceive it as one )

just mail them to me

 

[Gasometer]

Why does Kayo force me to sign in once a week?
I signed in once to Netflix years ago

 

[archereleven]

Why does Kayo force me to sign in once a week?
I signed in once to Netflix years ago

Sane thing happened to me today...

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Why does Kayo force me to sign in once a week?
I signed in once to Netflix years ago

It's dropped out about 4 times, now I can't sign back in.

 

[archereleven]

It's dropped out about 4 times, now I can't sign back in.

Just keep hitting the back button... it signed me in automatically

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Just keep hitting the back button... it signed me in automatically

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

Tried that, eventually got back in after 15 minutes.

 

[gokangas]

Why does Kayo force me to sign in once a week?
I signed in once to Netflix years ago

Dropped me out tonight for first time ever. Logged back in but took a few tries.

 

[koshari]

Dear " whoever packs the Cadbury favourites " boxes.

Can you please make sure you put less Turkish delights and bloody Moro's in my box and more Flakes and Bounties !

Cheers.

( p.s. l do know a lawyer; but that is by no means a threat unless you want to perceive it as one )

but i like the turkish delights

 

[koshari]

loving this 5 degree wet and windy weather, wait 15 months to get a planning and building permit through to put a shed up, then the day the permit comes through next 7 days of rainy wet windy weather....

murpheys law alive and well.

 

[Hojuman]

loving this 5 degree wet and windy weather, wait 15 months to get a planning and building permit through to put a shed up, then the day the permit comes through next 7 days of rainy wet windy weather....

murpheys law alive and well.

Thought you Amish whacked 'em up in a day or so ? Chuck in a wedding and a hoot-a-nanny lunch.

 

[Nate7]

loving this 5 degree wet and windy weather, wait 15 months to get a planning and building permit through to put a shed up, then the day the permit comes through next 7 days of rainy wet windy weather....

murpheys law alive and well.

Be bloody wild weather down there this morning!

 

[koshari]

Thought you Amish whacked 'em up in a day or so ? Chuck in a wedding and a hoot-a-nanny lunch.

mate i could have stood 24 odd sheds up in the time it has taken to get the paperwork through. any wonder we cannot compete with overseas countries.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

just mail them to me

What do you do with them?

One time i made muffins and put a turkish delight into each before cooking. Other than this i can't figure out what to do with them.

Hojuman - My mate who used to argue with mark day, parking officers and nearly everyone else once wrote a complaint to smarties when the pack he bought had no red ones (when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?). They replied with a letter saying they could not believe what he said but they sent him 20 packs as a gesture of goodwill, with a comment stating that they expect he should find some red ones amongst these.

You could try.......

 

[Gasometer]

What do you do with them?

One time i made muffins and put a turkish delight into each before cooking. Other than this i can't figure out what to do with them.

Hojuman - My mate who used to argue with mark day, parking officers and nearly everyone else once wrote a complaint to smarties when the pack he bought had no red ones (when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?). They replied with a letter saying they could not believe what he said but they sent him 20 packs as a gesture of goodwill, with a comment stating that they expect he should find some red ones amongst these.

You could try.......

Open mouth
Allow to melt
Swallow
Repeat

A few days later I have to g

 

[koshari]

Be bloody wild weather down there this morning!

not as windy today, had a tank delivered yesterday, had to tie it to a couple of fence posts and drive a star picket in the ground to stop it blowing away, 5mm of rain in the last 24 hours (about the katamatite annual rainfall ) so i calculate there is about half a tonne of water in the bottom of it now at least to
weigh it down a bit.

 

[Hojuman]

What do you do with them?

One time i made muffins and put a turkish delight into each before cooking. Other than this i can't figure out what to do with them.

Hojuman - My mate who used to argue with mark day, parking officers and nearly everyone else once wrote a complaint to smarties when the pack he bought had no red ones (when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?). They replied with a letter saying they could not believe what he said but they sent him 20 packs as a gesture of goodwill, with a comment stating that they expect he should find some red ones amongst these.

You could try.......

There are red ones ? ? ?

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

There are red ones ? ? ?

Not in those "woke" pastel M&M packets.

 

[krakouers]

Is it just me or has table manners in public died

Woman behind me was talking with mouth full

(My mother even now would kill me)

 

[Gasometer]

Is it just me or has table manners in public died

Woman behind me was talking with mouth open

(My mother even now would kill me)

I wish, and I am assuming most of us here and across Victoria, that we could have watched this spectacle at any number of Restaurants on a Saturday night

 

[krakouers]

I wish, and I am assuming most of us here and across Victoria, that we could have watched this spectacle at any number of Restaurants on a Saturday night

Sorry Gasometer, insensitive of me

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Is it just me or has table manners in public died

Woman behind me was talking with mouth open

(My mother even now would kill me)

I reckon most people open their mouth to talk.

 

[krakouers]

I reckon most people open their mouth to talk.

fixed

 

[Hojuman]

Is it just me or has table manners in public died

Woman behind me was talking with mouth full

(My mother even now would kill me)

Table manners been dead for years mate.