Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[Gasometer]

Dermott Brereton is between $5,000 and $10,000. Expenses would be on top of that.

Dermott Brereton - Platinum Speakers and Entertainers

After an illustrious career with the Hawthorn football club where he played in five premiership sides and represented his state on nine occasions, Dermott has forged a successful career as a television presenter, football commentator, newspaper columnist, and radio host. Still wearing the sports...

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David Parkin is just listed at less than $5,000.

David Parkin OAM

David Parkin is one of Australia's most inspirational and motivational corporate speakers. Powerful, intelligent and compelling. As a well-known achiever in both the Sporting and Academic fields, David inspires audiences with the power to perform with greater effectiveness and to rise to...

www.platinumspeakers.com.au

Jimoien drove 1hr to do 15 minutes at a professional conference pre Covid that I attended and left immediately

Wonder wat he got?

 

[koshari]

I'd settle for a Welcome to Country. Parkin tells the same stories every bloody time. Even the rusted on whorethorne supporters have heard them so many times they fall asleep.

not really a compelling case , fwiw the welcome to countries are pretty repetative as well although that fella in SA tends to mix it up a bit.

 

[Hojuman]

I am after advice about how to deal with them. Any suggestions?

Keep it nice.

My mum will scoff them. That's where they end up from my Cadbury favourites.
8 x Turkey Delights, but only 1 Bounty, 1 Flake

 

[Gasometer]

My mum will scoff them. That's where they end up from my Cadbury favourites.
8 x Turkey Delights, but only 1 Bounty, 1 Flake

I am prepared to swap TD’s for the Crunchies

 

[Samsquanch]

I am prepared to swap TD’s for the Crunchies

Mixed amount of luck for me. Only the 4 TDs but zero Flake and zero Bounty. Two Twix, one Picnic and two Boost. The greatest in quality were Crunchies which are only 10% better than Turkish Delight.

 

[Samsquanch]

not really a compelling case , fwiw the welcome to countries are pretty repetative as well although that fella in SA tends to mix it up a bit.

I'd almost prefer to undergo a colonoscopy than listen to David Parkin speak.


Which reminds me, all of you old buggers need to take the test without delay when it's due and just deal with the thought of the procedure. I had some lesions removed last year and my best mate died in November from bowel cancer. Just bloody do it.

 

[Samsquanch]

Jimoien drove 1hr to do 15 minutes at a professional conference pre Covid that I attended and left immediately

Wonder wat he got?

Did he do the escalator sketch?

 

[Gasometer]

Mixed amount of luck for me. Only the 4 TDs but zero Flake and zero Bounty. Two Twix, one Picnic and two Boost. The greatest in quality were Crunchies which are only 10% better than Turkish Delight.

Crunchies/Violet Crumble are nails down the board sensation for me

 

[Samsquanch]

Send them to the Shepp P.O

Posted.

To Gasometer Giffo
poste restante
Shepparton PO
Vic 3630


I falsified the dangerous goods declaration but don't worry, I signed it S. Baker.

 

[Gasometer]

Did he do the escalator sketch?

15 minutes in Sept 2019.

I can’t remember

 

[Samsquanch]

Crunchies/Violet Crumble are nails down the board sensation for me

I was the kid at school who used to give the board a scratch every time I walked past it. It took some discipline and self sacrifice to tolerate the feeling but the satisfaction of seeing over 30 kids cringe in unison was worth every bit of internal agony I experienced.

I also learned to overcome hiccups using the same method.

 

[Gasometer]

I was the kid at school who used to give the board a scratch every time I walked past it. It took some discipline and self sacrifice to tolerate the feeling but the satisfaction of seeing over 30 kids cringe in unison was worth every bit of internal agony I experienced.

I also learned to overcome hiccups using the same method.

 

[Samsquanch]

You can train yourself to overcome it...

 

[Gasometer]

You can train yourself to overcome it...

Keep this up I will have to tag you into a post on the Main Board

 

[Samsquanch]

Keep this up I will have to tag you into a post on the Main Board

Ok. Truce.

How's the river level up there anyway?

 

[Gasometer]

Ok. Truce.

How's the river level up there anyway?

Nah I was referring to Colby’s Bootz tagging me late last night in the pre season thread; call me old school but that type of behaviour is unacceptable

It’s high but no dramas

 

[Reagan Smash]

Turn it up Oreos

 

[rickety]

Posted.

To Gasometer Giffo
poste restante
Shepparton PO
Vic 3630


I falsified the dangerous goods declaration but don't worry, I signed it S. Baker.

I know a bloke who already reckons he’s lost ‘em

 

[Nate7]

To this day, I wonder if the creator of the Flake chocolate was a psychopath. What kind of person willingly creates a food that crumbles to dust when it's opened, let alone picked up?

Do jaffas still exist?

 

[Samsquanch]

To this day, I wonder if the creator of the Flake chocolate was a psychopath. What kind of person willingly creates a food that crumbles to dust when it's opened, let alone picked up?

Do jaffas still exist?

Did you know that flake cannot be melted?

True story.


It is very good on pavs if you don't like peppermint crisp.

Also, strawberries can be added as flake and strawberries go together alright.

 

[blackshadow]

Did you know that flake cannot be melted?

True story.


It is very good on pavs if you don't like peppermint crisp.

Also, strawberries can be added as flake and strawberries go together alright.

Why not just grate some decent quality chocolate? Flake chocolate is insipid.


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[Samsquanch]

Why not just grate some decent quality chocolate? Flake chocolate is insipid.

I get that. If times are desperate a Flake is OK. Have also been known to raid my wife's cooking chocolate in a moment of desperation. The Brad Scott to David Noble era created some moments of utter despair.

 

[koshari]

Jimoien drove 1hr to do 15 minutes at a professional conference pre Covid that I attended and left immediately

Wonder wat he got?

9L/100k? possibly less with a hibrid

 

[koshari]

Why not just grate some decent quality chocolate? Flake chocolate is insipid.


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the texture is ok though

 

[Samsquanch]

Ahhh.... Getting close to coffee time I reckon.