Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[gokangas]

Seriously, what was everybody doing to be awake between 1 and 3AM this morning?

Major thunderstorm here woke me up.

 

[Samsquanch]

Major thunderstorm

We had a bit of rain. I didn't hear thunder but the rain was heavy enough (not that I'm complaining).

But it seems like almost half of big footy was up and commenting on Warne's passing.

 

[koshari]

reckon this bloke might have been a little bit grumpy, good on him.

 

[Samsquanch]

A bit over a year ago the cat had surgery to remove a growth from inside his nose. It goes back later this week to have more cut out so it seems.

 

[Samsquanch]

Hey Hey Gasometer and Hojuman plus other old grumpies. About two weeks back, the Amazing Johnathon departed this mortal coil.

For real.

For those not familiar with his unique style

https://youtu.be/u6P1QRqFeww

 

[Gasometer]

Hey Hey Gasometer and Hojuman plus other old grumpies. About two weeks back, the Amazing Johnathon departed this mortal coil.

For real.

For those not familiar with his unique style

https://youtu.be/u6P1QRqFeww

How?

Geezus everyone is dying

 

[Samsquanch]

How?

Geezus everyone is dying

I didn't ask him how, but I have no doubt if I did he'd give a bullshit answer.

I saw him one day in a Dick Smith store in Bourke Street buying some stuff that he was planning to turn into stage props. He spoke to us and cracked a gag or two.

 

[gokangas]

Hey Hey Gasometer and Hojuman plus other old grumpies. About two weeks back, the Amazing Johnathon departed this mortal coil.

For real.

For those not familiar with his unique style

https://youtu.be/u6P1QRqFeww

Got a little media at the time. Very funny comedian, albeit a little bit mad. Hey Hey Its Saturday favourite. Vale Amazing J!

 

[big_e]

Dog owners are rightfully expected to pick up their dog's business even if it's no chance of being stood on and yet the police horse can take a massive dump on the footpath....

 

[Samsquanch]

Dog owners are rightfully expected to pick up their dog's business even if it's no chance of being stood on and yet the police horse can take a massive dump on the footpath....

 

[ferball]

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There is an election coming isn't there. We're gonna need a few of them just for the tv coverage.

 

[koshari]

How?

Geezus everyone is dying

Covid vaccinations according to Pete Evans.

 

[koshari]

There is an election coming isn't there. We're gonna need a few of them just for the tv coverage.

Airport rail link sure to get another run.

 

[Samsquanch]

Covid vaccinations according to Pete Evans.

I will go down to the corner and stand near the traffic lights. That will protect me.

 

[ferball]

Covid vaccinations according to Pete Evans.

Well he would say that wouldn't he. Its probably his food that is killing them.

 

[Samsquanch]

OK. It's been over rated for a long time I think. Chocolate.

Don't get me wrong - I still eat it, but it is not as good as it used to be back in the olden days.

 

[Lomas]

OK. It's been over rated for a long time I think. Chocolate.

Don't get me wrong - I still eat it, but it is not as good as it used to be back in the olden days.

You have to keep the cocoa content in line with your bitterness to really enjoy.

 

[Samsquanch]

You have to keep the cocoa content in line with your bitterness to really enjoy.

I do try cocoa rich chocolate now and again. Some of it is alright but you are right, different people need to temper it against their orn taste preferences (did you see that pun?).

The thing I have with chocolate these days is that there doesn't seem to be a discernable chocolate taste any more. If I was blindfolded and was given some different flavoured foods (by a trusted person) then I might even struggle to pick a chocolate flavoured item. This is also becoming true of other flavours - the over-processed junk that we buy from supermarkets is becoming almost so homoginised that almost everything is beginning to taste the same.

For instance, fruit loops. They are all the same flavour!!!

 

[Emma12]

Shorn our alpacas today now I am cramping up something terrible
Geez I hate this getting old crap

 

[Samsquanch]

Shorn our alpacas today now I am cramping up something terrible
Geez I hate this getting old crap

 

[Hojuman]

Shorn our alpacas today now I am cramping up something terrible
Geez I hate this getting old crap

I thought you were only 12 and just disliked your parents.

 

[Samsquanch]

I thought you were only 12 and just disliked your parents.

I thought that was Ligma and it something about her uncle....

 

[Ligma]

I thought that was Ligma and it something about her uncle....

Uncle is coming over for a nice Sunday lunch, I can’t wait to see him!!!

 

[Samsquanch]

Uncle is coming over for a nice Sunday lunch, I can’t wait to see him!!!

Is he bringing a bottle of wine vodka?

 

[Ligma]

Is he bringing a bottle of wine vodka?

Soju!!