Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[Gasometer]

Tis the day where Scrooge and the Grinch sit down for tea

 

[Hojuman]

Tis the day where Scrooge and the Grinch sit down for tea

All power to them l say. Vote 1 ✔

 

[Gasometer]

All power to them l say. Vote 1 ✔

Santa can’t find his way out Plenty Road? Bit too far?

 

[rickety]

All power to them l say. Vote 1 ✔

Reckon my dad'll Vote 1. He literally just cancelled all events. W@nker. Staying home to darn his socks and complain that his bacon has gone cold.

 

[Samsquanch]

Santa can’t find his way out Plenty Road? Bit too far?

Need a thermos and a cut lunch. And a melways.

 

[Samsquanch]

Reckon my dad'll Vote 1. He literally just cancelled all events. W@nker. Staying home to darn his socks and complain that his bacon has gone cold.

Don't get me started on bacon.

I don't even bother with it these days. My Canadian family say that bacon is still ok in that country. In Malaysia I have tasted turkey bacon but I couldn't bring myself to eat the beef bacon, even on a pizza.

 

[rickety]

Don't get me started on bacon.

I don't even bother with it these days. My Canadian family say that bacon is still ok in that country. In Malaysia I have tasted turkey bacon but I couldn't bring myself to eat the beef bacon, even on a pizza.

What sort of pigs are they breeding?? Is there a cheese and pineapple bacon? :-D

 

[blackshadow]

Don't get me started on bacon.

I don't even bother with it these days. My Canadian family say that bacon is still ok in that country. In Malaysia I have tasted turkey bacon but I couldn't bring myself to eat the beef bacon, even on a pizza.

I suggest you head to WR King at Queen Vic markets for amazing bacon and hams.

The triple smoked leg of ham I picked up for Christmas is stellar.


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[Gasometer]

I suggest you head to WR King at Queen Vic markets for amazing bacon and hams.

The triple smoked leg of ham I picked up for Christmas is stellar.


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My Pop worked in a Piggery back in the 50’s through to he died in the mid 70’s
and what they do to Pork would have him spinning in his grave, especially the amount of water pumped into the meat post slaughter to make it last longer

 

[Samsquanch]

My Pop worked in a Piggery back in the 50’s through to he died in the mid 70’s
and what they do to Pork would have him spinning in his grave, especially the amount of water pumped into the meat post slaughter to make it last longer

I get that. My father used to do a bit of work such as engine rebuilding (diesel) and one bloke he fixed up a tractor or truck for had a pig farm. He paid by delivering half a pig at Christmas for a couple of years. The bacon was cured and smoked, some of the pork was pickled (not my favourite but the olds liked it). The bacon was unbelievable. These days packaged bacon doesn't even look like meat.

 

[Gasometer]

I get that. My father used to do a bit of work such as engine rebuilding (diesel) and one bloke he fixed up a tractor or truck for had a pig farm. He paid by delivering half a pig at Christmas for a couple of years. The bacon was cured and smoked, some of the pork was pickled (not my favourite but the olds liked it). The bacon was unbelievable. These days packaged bacon doesn't even look like meat.

It’s why I grow my own tomatoes this time of the year and in March don’t have to buy the supermarket rubbish, and with a better taste

I don’t grow Pigs sadly

 

[Samsquanch]

It’s why I grow my own tomatoes this time of the year and in March don’t have to buy the supermarket rubbish, and with a better taste

I don’t grow Pigs sadly

I used to know some people who grew "tomatoes". They looked at me strangely when I asked if they planted the seedlings on cup day.

 

[Nate7]

Tis the day where Scrooge and the Grinch sit down for tea

Cup of? Unless you mean dinner.

 

[Nate7]

I used to know some people who grew "tomatoes". They looked at me strangely when I asked if they planted the seedlings on cup day.

It's grand final day.

 

[Gasometer]

Cup of? Unless you mean dinner.

Tea?

Like gossip-chat-compare notes-shit talk - Tay tay tea

 

[Gasometer]

In the GV they go in Elimination Round because the weather is so good.

 

[Samsquanch]

It's grand final day.

You say tomato I say tomato...

 

[Gasometer]

Managed to get the Lamb Roast on the Weber at 7am but ffs wat an average day weather wise

 

[Nate7]

Managed to get the Lamb Roast on the Weber at 7am but ffs wat an average day weather wise

How many kgs?

Storms during the night were out of control!

 

[Samsquanch]

Managed to get the Lamb Roast on the Weber at 7am but ffs wat an average day weather wise

We'll drop around to your place on Boxing Day so make sure there are plenty of left overs.

 

[Gasometer]

How many kgs?

Storms during the night were out of control!

88kg atm

And lost about 7 in the last 3 months

I am at risk of breaking my 35 day Apple Fitness streak with these storms. Early days, have to midnight

 

[Gasometer]

We'll drop around to your place on Boxing Day so make sure there are plenty of left overs.

 

[rickety]

We'll drop around to your place on Boxing Day so make sure there are plenty of left overs.

Woof will put a sign up on the gate - No Leftovers Here

 

[Gasometer]

Woof will put a sign up on the gate - No Leftovers Here

Woof is in the Shed shittin itself from the Thunder.

It’s either shittin in the Shed or going Rambo in the rain barking at the sky

 

[Gasometer]

Woof will put a sign up on the gate - No Leftovers Here

Oh and hope your best little mate has a great day and Santa finds him