Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[krakouers]

My friend has a 150K Mercedes that rattles
What ???

If I spend $150K on a car I wouldn't want it rattling though... for $150 I can accept it

 

[ferball]

Had a bunch of kids at our property, basically grew up together, couldn’t get through a game of laser tag that one family brought for them. Were all screaming about cheating and unfairness.
All the parents ended up walking away and wondering how they would have coped growing up playing the same game with tired old slug guns.

And skyrockets in conduit as a home made bazooka.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Should have got two for snitching

heh heh...nope, when in hole stop digging !

 

[KiwiRoo]

And skyrockets in conduit as a home made bazooka.

haha..yep ! we used vacuum cleaner hose but same effect !

loved Guy fawkes season as a kid. Now i have kids and a dog...not so much

 

[ferball]

LoL

Rush, Corey Hart, Bieber, Celene and Men Without Hats as well!!!!!!

Not forgetting Waynand Shuster.

Propagandhi, I Mother Earth and Hayden say "Hi".

 

[ferball]

that brings back memories Lomas !
slug gun hide and seek with a wet bit of paper instead of a slug. You got found you got shot.
still got a decent bruise even without the slug !

all ended in tears when my mate shot his younger sister who wasn't participating in the game and she told his folks.

If you cut the front off a shotgun shell, get all the lead out and replace it with newspaper then the shotty will fire a three or four foot long tongue of flame out the front. Awesome for scaring future girlfriend's little brothers...

 

[ferball]

One word... Layer Pellets

if you get the right ones they are .177 calibre.

Brilliant.

 

[ferball]

Ummm. Your car is 25% built more rigid.
What ???
My friend has a 150K Mercedes that rattles
What ???

I'll second that...

What???

 

[KiwiRoo]

If you cut the front off a shotgun shell, get all the lead out and replace it with newspaper then the shotty will fire a three or four foot long tongue of flame out the front. Awesome for scaring future girlfriend's little brothers...

you're a bad man ferball !

 

[Nate7]

If you cut the front off a shotgun shell, get all the lead out and replace it with newspaper then the shotty will fire a three or four foot long tongue of flame out the front. Awesome for scaring future girlfriend's little brothers...

Already onto it!

 

[gokangas]

Already onto it!

Nate7 to Judge - honestly, your honour, that's what ferball said on Bigfooty and I trusted him. Ferball. Ferball? Ummm, I'm not sure who he is. Bigfooty? Well, its an anonymous online forum, ummmm. I plead guilty.

 

[koshari]

haha..yep ! we used vacuum cleaner hose but same effect !

loved Guy fawkes season as a kid. Now i have kids and a dog...not so much

Its barred here now so dogs can rest easy

 

[koshari]

If you cut the front off a shotgun shell, get all the lead out and replace it with newspaper then the shotty will fire a three or four foot long tongue of flame out the front. Awesome for scaring future girlfriend's little brothers...

Just as long as you don't go the Alex Baldwin route and mix up your rounds.

 

[Emma12]

Only for the kids that are playing up the most. Otherwise, these would do just fine. As far as I know one of my cousins still has one of the ones on the right embedded inside the back of his knee from a bit of fun on the farm a while back.

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Can relate to that

 

[Emma12]

We used to have wars using rat shot with only 2 rules
You couldn’t be too close & you couldn’t aim at the head
It could sting like hell so I made sure I had thick clothes on

 

[koshari]

Government come out and ask people to only but what they need. Punters interpret this as buy 3 times what you need. Nekminit bare shelves...

 

[Gasometer]

Government come out and ask people to only but what they need. Punters interpret this as buy 3 times what you need. Nekminit bare shelves...

Panadol and Hydralyte?

 

[koshari]

Panadol and Hydralyte?

bread and milk reportedly, AND CHICKEN KIEVS IN lOCAL ALDI :-(

 

[koshari]

We used to have wars using rat shot with only 2 rules
You couldn’t be too close & you couldn’t aim at the head
It could sting like hell so I made sure I had thick clothes on

prolly gave the eardrums a bit of a touch up as well. have hears people stuffing shottie casings with salt as well.

 

[ferball]

prolly gave the eardrums a bit of a touch up as well. have hears people stuffing shottie casings with salt as well.

Rock salt allegedly.

 

[krakouers]

Rock salt allegedly.

2nd hand knowledge, it leaves a very nasty mark

 

[Gasometer]

Why and how the hell do I get the black background off both desktop and phone?
I can barely read this dark font against the black background

 

[krakouers]

Why and how the hell do I get the black background off both desktop and phone?
I can barely read this dark font against the black background

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Why and how the hell do I get the black background off both desktop and phone?
I can barely read this dark font against the black background

Tap your avatar up near the bigfooty logo at the top of the screen and go to the preferences...

 

[krakouers]

How did you go Gasometer ?