News Gubby joins StKilda

[Mikka84]

I played against the Old Caesareans, Doc. C*nt of a club. I played for Old Amateur Gynecologists. We were in it just for the love of it. Traditional rivals.

I remember watching you guys.. always excelled in the wet conditions.

 

[CursingFijian]

I remember watching you guys.. always excelled in the wet conditions.

I was always disgusted with the way they would lambast the umpires. They'd find any excuse for ovary action.

 

[Drake Huggins]

I remember watching you guys.. always excelled in the wet conditions.

We were good, weren't we, Cursing Fijian? I think our secret was that we played a very direct brand of football. Always went straight up the middle. Old Caesareans, on the other hand were too predictable. Always cutting to the inside. *

*Cue a stream of undergraduate standard puns relating to the female anatomy. How long before we get banned?

 

[Drake Huggins]

I was always disgusted with the way they would lambast the umpires. They'd find any excuse for ovary action.

Well, we had an instant dislike of umpires. Footy was for recreation and enjoyment. The umpires were the very thing we tried to get away from on weekends. After all, we'd been up to our elbows in "umpires" all week! Like prison guards playing prisoners on a weekend.

 

[Sainttony]

Starts at the club tomorrow


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