Guess posters' professions!

[Philhawk]

Geez, you guys aren't even close!

As far as I know, Roughie and I are the same 'profession'.

 

[Mojo]

Geez, you guys aren't even close!

As far as I know, Roughie and I are the same 'profession'.

Twin sex short people from the circus?

 

[Mojo]

What UNI are you at Mojo?

Swinburne

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

Hawkheroes-Nurse

my mum was a nurse but I'm not though she wanted me to be one

 

[Roughie]

Twin sex short people from the circus?

Bahaha you make me laugh

Philhawk-A uni student studying in communications/journalism
Noosa-The "muscle" in a QLD crime syndicate
Gary-An owner of a bowls club, and a host of his own Australian travel show
Big Ronnie-Proffesional bodybuilder
Jedi007-Fulltime tosser (of salads of course)
Schwab2clarkson-An umpire
H2F-A man who wished he could rekindle his childhood so he could continue to be a class clown, or an undertaker
Kirb-A man who does financial counselling through song, using his dj decks
CrannyPete-Part Time Criminal, part time lab rat for new drugs
Binxy-Owns a pawn shop where there is no buisness, and he just sits around and listens to old frank zappa records
Mojo-Part time uni student, part time pain in my ass
Dr Mutley-A Doctor
Detox-A stagnant rock star, who spends most his career in detox rather then making new songs
Unique-A writer for a riddle magazine

 

[Unique]

Bahaha you make me laugh

Philhawk-A uni student studying in communications/journalism
Noosa-The "muscle" in a QLD crime syndicate
Gary-An owner of a bowls club, and a host of his own Australian travel show
Big Ronnie-Proffesional bodybuilder
Jedi007-Fulltime tosser (of salads of course)
Schwab2clarkson-An umpire
H2F-A man who wished he could rekindle his childhood so he could continue to be a class clown, or an undertaker
Kirb-A man who does financial counselling through song, using his dj decks
CrannyPete-Part Time Criminal, part time lab rat for new drugs
Binxy-Owns a pawn shop where there is no buisness, and he just sits around and listens to old frank zappa records
Mojo-Part time uni student, part time pain in my ass
Dr Mutley-A Doctor
Detox-A stagnant rock star, who spends most his career in detox rather then making new songs
Unique-A writer for a riddle magazine

LOL. Nice try. But... no.

 

[noosa hawk mad]

Unique- Teacher or Hairdresser

 

[Unique]

Unique- Teacher or Hairdresser

Male hairdressers are often seen as gay men because they dress well and have stylishly kept hair.

YIKES! What have I done to suggest I bat for the other team? LOL.

 

[Unique]

Noosa Hawk Mad - I would have said a journalist because you are the news breaker of the Hawthorn Board

 

[boozeDragon]

Unique - a Butcher???
Mojo - Student and part-time gimp?

I play liar's poker all day, if anyone can guess what that means...

 

[flyby hawk]

RustyHawk - Share trading


Hey Rusty I have a few parcels of shares in the following:

ABC Learning, B & B, Bill Express, Cazaly
What should I do???

 

[Unique]

Unique - a Butcher???
Mojo - Student and part-time gimp?

I play liar's poker all day, if anyone can guess what that means...

Butcher? You are getting colder.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Swinburne

LaTrobe pwns you.

 

[boozeDragon]

Butcher? You are getting colder.

Architect?
Gigolo?
Gravedigger?
Marine Biologist?

(my favourite professions!)

 

[boozeDragon]

RustyHawk - Share trading


Hey Rusty I have a few parcels of shares in the following:

ABC Learning, B & B, Bill Express, Cazaly
What should I do???

You've been smashed so hard it's not funny. Just bend over and keep copping it.

Or just sell them now, lock in the capital losses, use them to offset your gains.... and consider buying back later - but be careful because this is a dodgy tax ploy, ahahha

 

[Big Ronnie]

Bahaha you make me laugh

Philhawk-Food specimen tester for Saudi Prince
Noosa-Mick Gatto on holidays
Gary-Lollipop Lady
Big Ronnie-Pimp
Jedi007-Census calculator
Schwab2clarkson-An enigma
H2F - Tommy Lees stunt double
Kirb-Alan Bonds Massuse
CrannyPete-Matt Tillys stand in
Binxy-Owns a pr0n shop where there is no buisness, and he just sits around and listens to old frank zappa records
Mojo-Indian/Thai food takeaway service consultant on Burwood Road
Dr Mutley-A throw back to the past specialist
Detox-Ben Cousins councellor
Unique-Zohan

Male hairdressers are often seen as gay men because they dress well and have stylishly kept hair.

RustyHawk - Peace activist/hippee


Hey Rusty I have a few parcels of shares in the following:

ABC Learning, B & B, Bill Express, Cazaly
What should I do???

Hang on to those Babcock babies 24 they will resurrect


Big Ronnie - Pimp
Roughie - The young guy that discovered myspace
Twita - Is Dr Turf
Gilbert Hodge - Touring car driver
Keefriffhard - Selector of Playboy applicants for girl of the month
Schwab2clarkson - Old

Big Ronnie - Pimp
Philhawk-Spy
Leatherpoisening-The Chief in The Village People
StardPicket-Suprise Packet
Mojo-Grafiti Specialist
Number 24-Morgan Freeman stand in
PADJUAN- Gynocologist
BrownBlood-Jellis Craig Sales Consultant
Willo 06-/Door to Door Salesman of Sex Panther
Kimbopen-Nurse
Hawkheroes-Undertaker
Leathalselbow-Caroline Wilsons personal assistant
Badga-Catholic Preist
H2F- Debt Collector to the stars

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

Hawkheroes-Undertaker

now thats funny no way am i one of them

Kimbopen-Nurse

wrong she isn't

 

[Unique]

GOLD @ Zohan.

 

[keefriffhard]

Mojo - Profesional Jumps Jockey or works for the CIA (no-one has ever met him )
Rusty - is David Dunbar
BigRonnie - Mayor of Geelong
Roughie - Runs a harem of strippers in Darwin
Noosa - Plastic Surgeon
TWITA - University Lecturer
LeatherPoisoning - is Andrew Demetriou
Lethal's Elbow - is Mick Gatto

 

[RustyHawk]

Hodge2Franklin = a virgin Bill Clinton. A Rhodes Scholar and gentleman to boot

Keef = recently retired Aussie cricketer

Gary Shadforth = the mayor of the Gold Coast (sorry Gary I know u wanted that kept quiet)

Philhawk - founder of the next thing to replace google as search engine of choice.

Number 24 = Australia's answer to F Lee Bailey

Hawk Heroes = retail baby

Kimbopen = Docklands Babe

Big Ronnie - Trusted bagman to Frank Costa

Noosa Hawk Mad = easy this one, he is a kindergarten teacher

Unique - I didnt know you batted for the other side???? - maybe u could ask the chief to set up a gay football forum on this site?? Just kidding

 

[MightyFighting]

*Cough*

 

[RustyHawk]

MightyFighting - train fireman or a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems (your home page gives a ever so slight clue )

Chewy - Bubblegum tester

FlyBuy Hawk - Media agent

Leather Poisioning - current tour de france leader - you can tell by the yellow jacket

Mojo = your pc

Schwab2Clarkson - Amway and Ebays top 100 salesperson

GilhamIsGod - someone who is not a religious fanatic.

Gilbert Hodge - Mountain man, cos we all know what mountain men like to do...

 

[Gold Member]

RustyHawk - Share trading


Hey Rusty I have a few parcels of shares in the following:

ABC Learning, B & B, Bill Express, Cazaly
What should I do???

Sell them all and buy Centro.

If you have any extra money I would recommend some US subprime lending companies.

 

[Gold Member]

MightyFighting - train fireman or a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems (your home page gives a ever so slight clue )

Chewy - Bubblegum tester

FlyBuy Hawk - Media agent

Leather Poisioning - current tour de france leader - you can tell by the yellow jacket

Mojo = your pc

Schwab2Clarkson - Amway and Ebays top 100 salesperson

GilhamIsGod - someone who is not a religious fanatic.

Gilbert Hodge - Mountain man, cos we all know what mountain men like to do...

LOL ... brokeback?

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

MightyFighting - train fireman or a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems (your home page gives a ever so slight clue )

Chewy - Bubblegum tester

FlyBuy Hawk - Media agent

Leather Poisioning - current tour de france leader - you can tell by the yellow jacket

Mojo = your pc

Schwab2Clarkson - Amway and Ebays top 100 salesperson

GilhamIsGod - someone who is not a religious fanatic.

Gilbert Hodge - Mountain man, cos we all know what mountain men like to do...

If I could red card you Rusty I would....