Guess posters' professions!

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Hahahaha - LOL

Philhawk - Party Organiser, does for swingers what Tupperware does for plastic.
Noosa - Gynaecologist, well......he'll have a look at it.
Lethalselbow - Pest Controller
Gary - Federal Liberal member for Higgins.
Big Ronnie - Professional Surfer, currently on Big Brother.
Schwab2clarkson - Darren Goldspink's wife.
H2F - Taxi Driver.
Kirb - Proctologist.
CrannyPete - Childrens Book Author.
Binxy - Cunning Linguistic Specialist.
Mojo - Trevor Marmalade's Understudy.
Dr Mutley - Travel Agent - still trying to find a way out of Adelaide.
Detox - High School Principal.
Unique - School Dux and Prefect.
Roughie - On the run, wanted in 6 states, but no territories.
Gilbert Hodge - Chess Zen Master.
Keefriffhard - Carnie, steers you the right way on the dodgems.
Leatherpoisening - Highly regarded member of the Papparazzi.
StardPicket - Coffee Magnate, often seen at the greys.
Number 24 - Scoreboard Attendant.
PADJUAN - Corona Importer.
BrownBlood - Pathology Courier
Willo 06 - Chris 2234's brother, Professional Punters
Kimbopen - Tennis Promoter.
Hawkheroes - Labor Party Speech Writer.
Badga - Clerk of Courts

Apologies to those I have missed.[/quote]

 

[RustyHawk]

TWITA

"Gary - Federal Liberal member for Higgins"

You can run but you cannot hide from the wrath of Gary when he sees this

Gilbert - OMG I just realised what GM and u where thinking.

NO not Broke Back Mountain! Although if u and Unique... no sorry...

It was that old saying as u live in Ferntree Gully... "mountain men love mount'n women."

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

TWITA

"Gary - Federal Liberal member for Higgins"

You can run but you cannot hide from the wrath of Gary when he sees this

Gilbert - OMG I just realised what GM and u where thinking.

NO not Broke Back Mountain! Although if u and Unique... no sorry...

It was that old saying as u live in Ferntree Gully... "mountain men love mount'n women."

Are you sure Rusty? I thought mountain men love cattle?

I'm hoping that your omission of professions worked may hold me in good stead however I've just remembered giving Phil a razz is a 2 to 1.

Ooooops!

 

[bryan_1981]

bryan_1981- call centre in Brisbane...


yayyy im right what do I win ??

 

[Gold Member]

bryan_1981- call centre in Brisbane...


yayyy im right what do I win ??

one-way ticket to India!

 

[detox]

Bahaha you make me laugh

Philhawk-A uni student studying in communications/journalism
Noosa-The "muscle" in a QLD crime syndicate
Gary-An owner of a bowls club, and a host of his own Australian travel show
Big Ronnie-Proffesional bodybuilder
Jedi007-Fulltime tosser (of salads of course)
Schwab2clarkson-An umpire
H2F-A man who wished he could rekindle his childhood so he could continue to be a class clown, or an undertaker
Kirb-A man who does financial counselling through song, using his dj decks
CrannyPete-Part Time Criminal, part time lab rat for new drugs
Binxy-Owns a pawn shop where there is no buisness, and he just sits around and listens to old frank zappa records
Mojo-Part time uni student, part time pain in my ass
Dr Mutley-A Doctor
Detox-A stagnant rock star, who spends most his career in detox rather then making new songs
Unique-A writer for a riddle magazine

Hahaha

Your pretty much spot on actually mate. (Except by rock star you mean singer in a shit pub band)

 

[JohnD]

This would be much simpler on the Collingwood board.

 

[Hawk Dork]

when you work out what i do let me know

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

when you work out what i do let me know

Disability Support Worker?

 

[Roughie]

TWITA-A studier of blue tongue lizzards, and the founding member of the Australian Gordon ____ing Ramsay Lovers

 

[flyby hawk]

This has been a real fun thread - lets keep it this way!!

 

[Mojo]

This has been a real fun thread - lets keep it this way!!

FH - Parent

 

[Unique]

Hodge2Franklin = a virgin Bill Clinton. A Rhodes Scholar and gentleman to boot

Keef = recently retired Aussie cricketer

Gary Shadforth = the mayor of the Gold Coast (sorry Gary I know u wanted that kept quiet)

Philhawk - founder of the next thing to replace google as search engine of choice.

Number 24 = Australia's answer to F Lee Bailey

Hawk Heroes = retail baby

Kimbopen = Docklands Babe

Big Ronnie - Trusted bagman to Frank Costa

Noosa Hawk Mad = easy this one, he is a kindergarten teacher

Unique - I didnt know you batted for the other side???? - maybe u could ask the chief to set up a gay football forum on this site?? Just kidding

You have got my confused with Alabama Hot Pockets, I'm afraid. I don't ____ that way.

 

[Stard Picket]

Noosa - Tattoo training canvas / Noosa hot spot heavy
Big Ronnie - Personal Trainer / body builder
Roughie - musician / break-dancer
Twita - Stock Broker who abuses people
Rustyhawk - Pensioner, plenty of spare time to make it to training
Keefriffhard - Publican or full time froster
Schwab2clarkson -Umpire
Philhawk-Mitch Thorps dad
Leatherpoisening-Project Manager
StardPicket-Professional Gambler (I wish I would be one poor MOFO)
Mojo-student and works in a bar
Gary - Writer or politician
Flybyhawk-Accountant
Leathalselbow- Works as a Heavy just like Noosa
H2F-Estimator

 

[noosa hawk mad]

Hawkdork-Heath inspector
Unique-Health industry or building industry or Navy
Mightyfighty-Nurse or Chef
Redevils-Brickie
Rowie09- Tiler
GGallin-stock broker
Skyfire15-plumber
Worthy-Personal Trainer
Beckers-Works for playboy
Cheeseman-Mental health worker
SS JP-Concreter or Tiler
Charliemitchell-AA counselor
Mitchellmadness- Lawyer
the Rat-Pest Control
Vanders- Massager or Hairdresser
Hawks1523-Duty solicitor
THE TAC HAWKS-Banker
Shoddy- dodgy banker
Adelaidehawk-Judge
HappyHawk-Tattooist

 

[PADJUAN]

noosa hawk mad- student at the Mick Gatto School of Unique Negotiating Skills

 

[market]

Eel Storm - crash test dummy

 

[noosa hawk mad]

Unique - a Butcher???
Mojo - Student and part-time gimp?

I play liar's poker all day, if anyone can guess what that means...

investment banking!

Goldmember- pilot or Stand up comedian

PADJUAN- Undercover detective

Market- Sales rep or Truck driver

 

[Hawthorn United]

RustyHawk - Works in the Media industry. Just a wild stab

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

TWITA

"Gary - Federal Liberal member for Higgins"

You can run but you cannot hide from the wrath of Gary when he sees this

Gilbert - OMG I just realised what GM and u where thinking.

NO not Broke Back Mountain! Although if u and Unique... no sorry...

It was that old saying as u live in Ferntree Gully... "mountain men love mount'n women."

FTG isn't in the mountains! Infact, there isn't a tree near my house besides the lemon tree out the back! But I'll tell you what, some of the girls up at Mater Christi in Belgrave....

 

[noosa hawk mad]

Eel Storm - crash test dummy

Eel Storm-Soap maker or beautician
Alabama Hot Pockets-Avon lady or Canteen worker

 

[Thaihawk]

when you work out what i do let me know

Stand in for a garden gnome?

 

[Mojo]

FTG isn't in the mountains! Infact, there isn't a tree near my house besides the lemon tree out the back! But I'll tell you what, some of the girls up at Mater Christi in Belgrave....

Ah ha, so how many pet koalas do you have?

 

[carntheroos4eva]

MightyFighting - train fireman or a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems (your home page gives a ever so slight clue )

Chewy - Bubblegum tester

FlyBuy Hawk - Media agent

Leather Poisioning - current tour de france leader - you can tell by the yellow jacket

Mojo = your pc

Schwab2Clarkson - Amway and Ebays top 100 salesperson

GilhamIsGod - someone who is not a religious fanatic.

Gilbert Hodge - Mountain man, cos we all know what mountain men like to do...

lol no..... nice try!


Roughie is on the ball.

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Hahahaha - LOL

Philhawk - Party Organiser, does for swingers what Tupperware does for plastic.
Noosa - Gynaecologist, well......he'll have a look at it.
Lethalselbow - Pest Controller
Gary - Federal Liberal member for Higgins.
Big Ronnie - Professional Surfer, currently on Big Brother.
Schwab2clarkson - Darren Goldspink's wife.
H2F - Taxi Driver.
Kirb - Proctologist.
CrannyPete - Childrens Book Author.
Binxy - Cunning Linguistic Specialist.
Mojo - Trevor Marmalade's Understudy.
Dr Mutley - Travel Agent - still trying to find a way out of Adelaide.
Detox - High School Principal.
Unique - School Dux and Prefect.
Roughie - On the run, wanted in 6 states, but no territories.
Gilbert Hodge - Chess Zen Master.
Keefriffhard - Carnie, steers you the right way on the dodgems.
Leatherpoisening - Highly regarded member of the Papparazzi.
StardPicket - Coffee Magnate, often seen at the greys.
Number 24 - Scoreboard Attendant.
PADJUAN - Corona Importer.
BrownBlood - Pathology Courier
Willo 06 - Chris 2234's brother, Professional Punters
Kimbopen - Tennis Promoter.
Hawkheroes - Labor Party Speech Writer.
Badga - Clerk of Courts

Apologies to those I have missed.

lol no I am not married.