Guess posters' professions!

[Hawk Dork]

TWITA-A studier of blue tongue lizzards, and the founding member of the Australian Gordon ____ing Ramsay Lovers

Close on the first
Prefer Rick Stein on the second

 

[kirbatron]

Thaihawk - Works at a 2 dollar shop .... sucky sucky.

Robber Baron* - Bookmaker or Pokies Installer

*what ever happened to that guy?

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Thaihawk - Works at a 2 dollar shop .... sucky sucky.

Robber Baron* - Bookmaker or Pokies Installer

*what ever happened to that guy?

He left due to not handling the crap he was getting from a few people.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Stand in for a garden gnome?

too tall unles refering to Green Finger from Shirl's Backyard

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Bahaha you make me laugh

Philhawk-Food specimen tester for Saudi Prince
Noosa-Mick Gatto on holidays
Gary-Lollipop Lady
Big Ronnie-Pimp
Jedi007-Census calculator
Schwab2clarkson-An enigma
H2F - Tommy Lees stunt double
Kirb-Alan Bonds Massuse
CrannyPete-Matt Tillys stand in
Binxy-Owns a pr0n shop where there is no buisness, and he just sits around and listens to old frank zappa records
Mojo-Indian/Thai food takeaway service consultant on Burwood Road
Dr Mutley-A throw back to the past specialist
Detox-Ben Cousins councellor
Unique-Zohan

Male hairdressers are often seen as gay men because they dress well and have stylishly kept hair.

Hang on to those Babcock babies 24 they will resurrect


Big Ronnie - Pimp
Roughie - The young guy that discovered myspace
Twita - Is Dr Turf
Gilbert Hodge - Touring car driver
Keefriffhard - Selector of Playboy applicants for girl of the month
Schwab2clarkson - Old

Big Ronnie - Pimp
Philhawk-Spy
Leatherpoisening-The Chief in The Village People
StardPicket-Suprise Packet
Mojo-Grafiti Specialist
Number 24-Morgan Freeman stand in
PADJUAN- Gynocologist
BrownBlood-Jellis Craig Sales Consultant
Willo 06-/Door to Door Salesman of Sex Panther
Kimbopen-Nurse
Hawkheroes-Undertaker
Leathalselbow-Caroline Wilsons personal assistant
Badga-Catholic Preist
H2F- Debt Collector to the stars

I am certainly not an old fart. I wouldn't call 30 being old.LOL

 

[market]

investment banking!

Goldmember- pilot or Stand up comedian

PADJUAN- Undercover detective

Market- Sales rep or Truck driver

Nice try NHM....but no cigar...(I can't reverse a trailer on a standard car well, let alone drive a truck!)

I reckon you may be Leigh Matthews and secretly want to come back and coach/help the Hawks?

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

Hodge2Franklin = a virgin Bill Clinton. A Rhodes Scholar and gentleman to boot

Keef = recently retired Aussie cricketer

Gary Shadforth = the mayor of the Gold Coast (sorry Gary I know u wanted that kept quiet)

Philhawk - founder of the next thing to replace google as search engine of choice.

Number 24 = Australia's answer to F Lee Bailey

Hawk Heroes = retail baby

Kimbopen = Docklands Babe

Big Ronnie - Trusted bagman to Frank Costa

Noosa Hawk Mad = easy this one, he is a kindergarten teacher

Unique - I didnt know you batted for the other side???? - maybe u could ask the chief to set up a gay football forum on this site?? Just kidding

yeah think your right there with me and kimbopen

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

Hahahaha - LOL

Philhawk - Party Organiser, does for swingers what Tupperware does for plastic.
Noosa - Gynaecologist, well......he'll have a look at it.
Lethalselbow - Pest Controller
Gary - Federal Liberal member for Higgins.
Big Ronnie - Professional Surfer, currently on Big Brother.
Schwab2clarkson - Darren Goldspink's wife.
H2F - Taxi Driver.
Kirb - Proctologist.
CrannyPete - Childrens Book Author.
Binxy - Cunning Linguistic Specialist.
Mojo - Trevor Marmalade's Understudy.
Dr Mutley - Travel Agent - still trying to find a way out of Adelaide.
Detox - High School Principal.
Unique - School Dux and Prefect.
Roughie - On the run, wanted in 6 states, but no territories.
Gilbert Hodge - Chess Zen Master.
Keefriffhard - Carnie, steers you the right way on the dodgems.
Leatherpoisening - Highly regarded member of the Papparazzi.
StardPicket - Coffee Magnate, often seen at the greys.
Number 24 - Scoreboard Attendant.
PADJUAN - Corona Importer.
BrownBlood - Pathology Courier
Willo 06 - Chris 2234's brother, Professional Punters
Kimbopen - Tennis Promoter.
Hawkheroes - Labor Party Speech Writer.
Badga - Clerk of Courts

Apologies to those I have missed.

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AS IF WITH MY TYPING SKILLS

 

[flyby hawk]

AS IF WITH MY TYPING SKILLS [/quote]

Surely that is the 1st qualification

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

AS IF WITH MY TYPING SKILLS

Surely that is the 1st qualification

when i get bagged for my gramma or lack of it and punctuation my spelling isn't too bad but it can have it's moments

 

[DESTRUKTOR]

In regards to what happened to Robber Baron, he reads but does not post because of the uptight w***ers that hang it on him. Robber knows I love his work and miss it. We should start a Bring Back Robber thread. He is the king!! Long live the king!!

Oh yeah, and very disappointed that no one guessed what I am. Am I not part of the bigfooty hawthorn family, or is it because I don't throw a whole heap of speculative nothing comments?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I'm a ventriloquist.

 

[Mojo]

In regards to what happened to Robber Baron, he reads but does not post because of the uptight w***ers that hang it on him. Robber knows I love his work and miss it. We should start a Bring Back Robber thread. He is the king!! Long live the king!!

Oh yeah, and very disappointed that no one guessed what I am. Am I not part of the bigfooty hawthorn family, or is it because I don't throw a whole heap of speculative nothing comments?

Speak up more Destruktor!

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Ah ha, so how many pet koalas do you have?

No koalas..... But 3 Kangaroos.

 

[Mojo]

when i get bagged for my gramma or lack of it and punctuation my spelling isn't too bad but it can have it's moments

'when' - capital letter

'i' - capital 'I'

'gramma' - spelt 'ar'

'it's' - spelt without apostrophe

'' - full stop

You'll get there kiddo.. lol.

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

'when' - capital letter

'i' - capital 'I'

'gramma' - spelt 'ar'

'it's' - spelt without apostrophe

'' - full stop

You'll get there kiddo.. lol.

the caps i usually leave off as i tend to write in all caps if i don't but sometimes when i do in here every word will start with a cap don't how it does it but it does .

 

[H2F]

RustyHawk - Movie Producer
Philhawk - Studying to be a Plastic Surgeon
Noosa - Reporter
Lethalselbow - Builder
Gary - Politician
Big Ronnie - Gangster
Schwab2clarkson - School Teacher
Kirb - Architect
CrannyPete - Famous Make-up Artist
Binxy - Isn't he the guy host from E Entertainment???
Mojo - Works under Cranny as a trainee
Dr Mutley - Clarko in disguise
Detox - Chemicals
Unique - Lingerie Designer
Roughie - The next Tupac
Gilbert Hodge - Also a gangster
Keefriffhard - Recently retired cricketer
Leatherpoisening - Bouncer by night, Lawyer by day
Number 24 - Lunch Cutter
Kimbopen - Writer
Hawkheroes - Warfie

 

[flyby hawk]

'when' - capital letter

'i' - capital 'I'

'gramma' - spelt 'ar'

'it's' - spelt without apostrophe

'' - full stop

You'll get there kiddo.. lol.

Now Mojo you have set the standard - Lets see how good we are!!!

 

[flyby hawk]

Destruktor - Bomber

How's that

 

[noosa hawk mad]

Destruktor- Plays in a heavy metal band or a Banker or Building trade!

 

[noosa hawk mad]

Goldhawk-Mining or Building trade
Buddyhawkers-DJ or Dentist
HFC082-Stock broker or Marketing
GoBuddy- Team selector or Fitness instructor
Boyleisgod-Truckie or Musician

 

[noosa hawk mad]

the caps i usually leave off as i tend to write in all caps if i don't but sometimes when i do in here every word will start with a cap don't how it does it but it does .

I can't spell for shit HH and i haven't had the spell police giving me advice i do use Capital letters for Names but like yourself grammar was never my strong point great at maths shit at English & to think both parents are school teachers!

 

[lethalselbow]

Big Ronnie - Professional Bonsai Maker
Noosa - Kindergarten Teacher
Gary - Door to door Evangelist
Schwab2clarkson - Used Car Salesman
Keefriffhard - Necrophilia help line counselor
H2F - Border Security glove man.
Philhawk - Psychiatric Nurse
Binxy - Carlton Crew Bag Man
Mojo - Circus Midget.
Detox - Faith Healer
Unique - Greeting card writer.
Roughie - Mud Wrestler
Gilbert Hodge - Dancing road side chicken outside Charcoal Chook King
Leatherpoisening - Professional Clown and Balloon Twister
CrannyPete - Police line up extra.
Number 24 - Beautification Monitor

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

I can't spell for shit HH and i haven't had the spell police giving me advice i do use Capital letters for Names but like yourself grammar was never my strong point great at maths shit at English & to think both parents are school teachers!

on the odd occasion they police me here but it is more like in bay 13 and other pages and forums that it happens , i used to be good but my job as a checkout chick doesn't call for that sort of stuff you just press number buttons all day long and chat among a few things i do

 

[DESTRUKTOR]

Destruktor- Plays in a heavy metal band or a Banker or Building trade!

There is some love for me after all. I knew I could rely on ya noosa.
Now surley you know I play in a heavy metal band? Death metal to be little more precise!

NoosaHawk-An armed robber, prison warden or kindergarten teacher.

And to the other bloke, I hope you mean a bomb bomber, not an Essendon bomber!!

Gary would be a political protester
Mojo would be a deviate
Roughy would be a gangsta for life
H2F would be a mathematician (he is so calculating)