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Hey RodneyDangerfield, do you have any wife jokes?
What do think? I haven’t spoken to her for years though, I didn’t want to interrupt her!
Stick around long enough and you’ll see more Rib ticklers.
 
To be fair, I gathered that but I figured with a little encouragement you could blossom into something worthy of someone beneath me.
You don’t really know who I am I’m these parts do you? I don’t blossom, I’m a gutter rat in this league.
 

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Did you... did you.... just trot out the "don't you know who I am" line? Sweet Jesus.
Pretty much the opposite. I’m the worst player in the whole league. By the time you’ve played 5 games you’ll have had a better individual career than me. I don’t blossom .
 
Wing, the tastiest bit of the bird.

Looking forward to sinking my teeth into some demons, should serve as good practice for when the good teams come around.
Are you still around?

I thought if I left it long enough you’d go the * away :p
 
Are we having the game played in here so the Gumbies can accumulate some posts and make them seem to have fixed their list issues?

Jade is playing full forward for The Gumbies now.

The list... has Jade.
 
Are we having the game played in here so the Gumbies can accumulate some posts and make them seem to have fixed their list issues?
Sadly it doesn’t appear to be working at this point.
 

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Demons may lose by forfeit at this rate
Why should we be sanctioned because you can’t see you already posted official team sheet? Poor form.
 
Pretty much the opposite. I’m the worst player in the whole league. By the time you’ve played 5 games you’ll have had a better individual career than me. I don’t blossom .
You peaked when the ball rolled near you when you were sitting on the bench about 3 seasons ago.
 
TBF you can't expect me to hang out in the Gumbies team thread very long waiting for a team sheet to be posted.

Golumless had it right, tag me in.
We don’t expect anyone to hang around the Gumbies thread. Even the Gumbies players.
 
TBF you can't expect me to hang out in the Gumbies team thread very long waiting for a team sheet to be posted.

Golumless had it right, tag me in.

I expect everyone too.

It's an excellent thread after all.
 
Also sim is being posted now:

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com


Match commencing shortly ... GUM v DEM

Rich (BB code):
                       DEM
jd2010                      winty                    Jeremias
Tarkyn_24                   Headless                 brucetiki

peterss                     FryerTuck                sjohns12
roo2macca                   cooney                   sausageroll

MattWriting                 scezza                   HawkPatrol
Freo Hammer 21              sante                    fancyscum

StFly                       Quivorir                 GWBogan
lion around                 DemonJim                 Logger

06Premiers                  Jade                     Bucketss
Thetrader15                 Van_Dyke                 lanky_wes
                           GUM

GUM Foll : jmoo wan, DERO, hotkorma
DEM Foll : Oddhawk, Yakker, RodneyDangerfield

GUM INT : Golumless, SM
DEM INT : cats2rise, deaneus

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Geelong Gumbies FFC: <none>
Mount Buller Demons: <none>

Pre-Season Friendly, Conditions for this match - WARM

Actually this sim can GAGF for the no Gumbies players that need to be watched. Poor form.
 
1 : .01 {C} - jmoo wan waits and wins the hitout.
1 : .1 {C} - sante hits the ground running.
1 : .13 {C} - scezza rides sante into the ground.
1 : .18 {C} - scezza takes them on.
1 : .22 {C} - But he's run too far.
1 : .26 {C} - sante with the ball now.
1 : .3 {C} - The runner is out on the ground - looks like a change.
1 : .34 - <<< Jeremias is trading places with Bucketss >>>
1 : .43 {C} - sante with the ball now.
1 : .47 {C} - An underground handpass to RodneyDangerfield.
1 : .51 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of roo2macca and peterss.
1 : .55 {lHFF} - peterss is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : .59 {rHBF} - peterss wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 1.03 {CHB} - He kicks across the ground towards FryerTuck.
1 : 1.07 {CHB} - Absolute hanger by FryerTuck!.
1 : 1.12 {CHB} - FryerTuck wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 1.15 {lHBF} - He tries to find sjohns12 with a chip pass.
1 : 1.2 {lHBF} - What a shocking kick - straight to sausageroll.
1 : 1.23 {rHFF} - sausageroll with the ball now.
1 : 1.28 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Yakker.
1 : 1.32 {FF} - A flat punt.
1 : 1.36 {FF} - Over the head of Headless.
1 : 1.4 {FB} - winty takes off.
1 : 1.45 {FB} - winty dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 1.48 {lBP} - He kicks across the ground towards Bucketss.
1 : 1.52 {lBP} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of brucetiki.
1 : 1.57 {FF} - Headless has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.01 {FF} - Headless has a bounce.
1 : 2.07 {FF} - This will be a goal to Headless.
1 : 2.11 {FF} - It's a goal. A goal to Headless.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 0.0.0
Mount Buller Demons : 1.0.6

1 : 2.15 {C} - Oddhawk wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - hotkorma takes them on.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - Oddhawk applies the tackle on hotkorma.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - Not enough pressure on fancyscum.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Yakker.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - Yakker bounces the ball.
1 : 2.44 {rHFF} - Another bounce taken by Yakker.
1 : 2.48 {lFP} - He tries to find Tarkyn_24 with a chip pass.
1 : 2.52 {lFP} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 2.57 {lFP} - Tarkyn_24 dances around jd2010.
1 : 3.01 {lFP} - Tarkyn_24 sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 3.05 {lFP} - Wayward shot at goal by Tarkyn_24. One behind.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 0.0.0
Mount Buller Demons : 1.1.7

1 : 3.13 {FB} - winty slowing down the play.
1 : 3.17 {FB} - He involves jmoo wan in the play.
1 : 3.21 {rBP} - jd2010 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 3.25 {rBP} - Over the back of the pack comes jd2010 and plucks it out.
1 : 3.3 {rBP} - With the ball is jd2010.
1 : 3.34 {lBP} - He tries to find Bucketss with a chip pass.
1 : 3.38 {lBP} - Great saving mark taken by brucetiki.
1 : 3.42 {rFP} - brucetiki has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.46 {rFP} - And that'll be a throw in... Wait... The umpire says its deliberate. I don't believe this.
1 : 3.5 {rBP} - jd2010 to send the ball forward.
1 : 3.54 {rHBF} - Quick hands to DERO under pressure.
1 : 3.58 {rHBF} - Handballs to peterss.
1 : 4.03 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to FryerTuck.
1 : 4.07 {lW} - A hospital kick.
1 : 4.13 {lW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 4.17 {lW} - HawkPatrol with some space now.
1 : 4.21 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 4.25 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to hotkorma.
1 : 4.29 {lFP} - A slick handpass goes to jmoo wan.
1 : 4.33 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 4.37 {lFP} - jmoo wan says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 1.0.6
Mount Buller Demons : 1.1.7

1 : 4.41 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from jmoo wan.
1 : 4.5 {rW} - MattWriting through heavy traffic.
1 : 4.54 {rHFF} - Handballs to DERO.
1 : 4.58 {lFP} - Hands it off to Jeremias.
1 : 5.02 {lFP} - Jeremias eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : 5.06 {lFP} - Jeremias likes it and so does the goal umpire.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
Mount Buller Demons : 1.1.7

1 : 5.1 {C} - Oddhawk waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 5.19 {C} - scezza fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 5.23 {C} - scezza is chased down by sante - great effort!.
1 : 5.26 {rW} - fancyscum breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 5.31 {rW} - A quick handpass to Yakker.
1 : 5.35 {rW} - Brought down by DERO.
1 : 5.39 {lW} - HawkPatrol picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 5.43 {lW} - Finds DERO with a handball.
1 : 5.48 {CHF} - Hands it off to Quivorir.
1 : 5.52 {CHF} - Quivorir has latched onto a torp!.
1 : 5.55 {CHF} - Quivorir's shot just flicked the padding and is deemed a behind.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 2.1.13
Mount Buller Demons : 1.1.7

1 : 6.04 {FB} - Now Van_Dyke has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.08 {FB} - Finds RodneyDangerfield with a handball.
1 : 6.12 {rBP} - Long handpass to the running lanky_wes.
1 : 6.18 {FB} - Gets a handpass away to Van_Dyke.
1 : 6.22 {lHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 6.26 {lHBF} - StFly was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 6.31 {lHFF} - GWBogan has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.35 {rHFF} - StFly screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 6.39 {rHFF} - But he picks out lion around.
1 : 6.43 {CHB} - With the ball is DemonJim.
1 : 6.47 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 6.51 {lHBF} - StFly must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 6.55 {rHFF} - StFly has possession.
1 : 7 {rHFF} - StFly has wild shot at goal.
1 : 7.04 {rHFF} - And its straight through the middle.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 1.1.7

1 : 7.08 {C} - jmoo wan gets the ball down.
1 : 7.16 {rW} - MattWriting has a paddock.
1 : 7.2 {rW} - Flicks it to DERO.
1 : 7.24 {lW} - Spears a kick towards HawkPatrol.
1 : 7.28 {lW} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 7.33 {rW} - fancyscum scoops up the ball.
1 : 7.37 {rW} - fancyscum nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 7.41 {rHFF} - Another bounce taken by fancyscum.
1 : 7.45 {rHFF} - fancyscum is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 7.49 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Headless and winty.
1 : 7.53 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 7.57 {FB} - winty with the ball now.
1 : 8.01 {FB} - Quick hands to hotkorma.
1 : 8.06 {lBP} - Handpasses to Bucketss.
1 : 8.1 {lBP} - Almost a throw to hotkorma.
1 : 8.14 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on peterss to mark.
1 : 8.18 {rHBF} - A mark to peterss.
1 : 8.24 {rHBF} - peterss looks downfield.
1 : 8.28 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to DERO.
1 : 8.32 {lHBF} - Handballs over the top to sjohns12.
1 : 8.37 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to jmoo wan. As good as a kick.
1 : 8.4 {rW} - He sees a lead by MattWriting and kicks in that direction.
1 : 8.45 {rW} - MattWriting appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 8.49 {C} - Now sante has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.53 {C} - This could be goal of the match.
1 : 8.57 {C} - Oh no. That might have brushed a teammate on the way through. It has. What a pity.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 1.2.8

1 : 9.05 {FB} - jd2010 looking for a lead.
1 : 9.09 {FB} - Handpass to space. jmoo wan runs onto it.
1 : 9.13 {FB} - Great bump by RodneyDangerfield. jmoo wan has not moved.
1 : 9.18 {FF} - Taking the ball is Headless.
1 : 9.22 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Headless keeps his cool.
1 : 9.26 {FF} - It's a goal to Headless.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 2.2.14

1 : 9.3 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
1 : 9.38 {lW} - The bounce favours Freo Hammer 21 and he is off and running.
1 : 9.42 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards sante.
1 : 9.46 {C} - What a shocking kick - straight to scezza.
1 : 9.51 {C} - scezza hits the ground running.
1 : 9.55 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 9.59 {C} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
1 : 10.03 {rW} - So fancyscum ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 10.07 {lHFF} - roo2macca takes off on a lead.
1 : 10.11 {lHFF} - Horrific choice of kick and peterss will mark unopposed.
1 : 10.15 {rHBF} - peterss to send the ball forward.
1 : 10.19 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to scezza.
1 : 10.23 {C} - What a shocking kick - straight to sante.
1 : 10.3 {lW} - Freo Hammer 21 signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 10.34 {lW} - Bit of an ankle-tap from Freo Hammer 21.
1 : 10.38 {rW} - MattWriting has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.42 {rW} - Freo Hammer 21 smothers his kick.
1 : 10.46 {lW} - Freo Hammer 21 looking for a lead.
1 : 10.51 {rHFF} - Sees sausageroll ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 10.55 {rHFF} - sausageroll takes the mark one-handed.
1 : 10.58 {rHFF} - sausageroll slowing down the play.
1 : 11.03 {lFP} - Gives the ball to Tarkyn_24.
1 : 11.07 {FF} - He gets a handpass to Headless.
1 : 11.11 {FF} - Headless dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 11.15 {FF} - Headless opens up the goalface.
1 : 11.19 {FF} - That looked clean but the umpire says it was touched.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 2.3.15
 
1 : 11.27 {FB} - winty slowing down the play.
1 : 11.31 {lHBF} - The kick seeks out sjohns12.
1 : 11.36 {lHBF} - sausageroll claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 11.4 {rHFF} - So sausageroll ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.44 {CHF} - A quick handpass to cooney.
1 : 11.48 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to sausageroll.
1 : 11.52 {rHFF} - sausageroll nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 11.56 {rHFF} - He handpasses to RodneyDangerfield.
1 : 12 {CHF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 12.04 {CHF} - cooney sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 12.08 {CHF} - Now cooney has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.13 {rFP} - Kicks in the direction of brucetiki.
1 : 12.17 {rFP} - brucetiki gets too far under the ball.
1 : 12.21 {rFP} - The ball is now with brucetiki.
1 : 12.25 {rFP} - brucetiki flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 12.3 {rFP} - A poster! one behind.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 2.4.16

1 : 12.4 {FB} - winty has it.
1 : 12.43 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to DERO.
1 : 12.48 {lBP} - A short kick to Bucketss.
1 : 12.52 {lBP} - Bucketss stretches and takes the overhead mark.
1 : 12.56 {lBP} - Bucketss to send the ball forward.
1 : 13 {CHB} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 13.04 {CHB} - Running back with the flight of the ball is FryerTuck! Brave mark.
1 : 13.08 {CHB} - FryerTuck to send the ball forward.
1 : 13.13 {CHB} - Great tackle by cooney.
1 : 13.17 {CHF} - With the ball is cooney.
1 : 13.21 {FF} - A worm burner to Headless.
1 : 13.25 {FF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 13.29 {FF} - Headless weaves through the congestion.
1 : 13.33 {FF} - OOOOOOOooohh... winty has poleaxed Headless.
1 : 13.37 {FB} - The ball is now with winty.
1 : 13.41 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Bucketss.
1 : 13.45 {rHBF} - Sees peterss ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 13.5 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of peterss.
1 : 13.53 {lHFF} - roo2macca with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 13.58 {lHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 14.02 {lHFF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 3.4.22

1 : 14.06 {C} - Winning the bounce is jmoo wan.
1 : 14.15 {rW} - MattWriting sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 14.18 {lW} - Sees HawkPatrol out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 14.22 {lW} - fancyscum claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 14.26 {C} - sante looking for a lead.
1 : 14.31 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 14.37 {rHFF} - sausageroll stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
1 : 14.41 {rHFF} - With the ball is sausageroll.
1 : 14.45 {CHF} - Hands it off to cooney.
1 : 14.49 {lHFF} - roo2macca receives his handpass.
1 : 14.53 {lHFF} - roo2macca dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 14.58 {FF} - A spearing pass towards Headless.
1 : 15.02 {FF} - Headless holds off winty with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
1 : 15.06 {FF} - So Headless ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 15.1 {FF} - Headless sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 15.14 {FF} - Miraculous goal to Headless.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 4.4.28

1 : 15.18 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : 15.26 {rW} - Not enough pressure on jmoo wan.
1 : 15.31 {lW} - HawkPatrol screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 15.35 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 15.38 {lW} - HawkPatrol weaves through the congestion.
1 : 15.43 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 15.47 {lW} - Great tackle! HawkPatrol just dropped.
1 : 15.51 {rW} - Now fancyscum has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 15.55 {rW} - fancyscum bounces the ball.
1 : 16 {rHFF} - fancyscum is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 16.04 {FF} - Headless calls for it.
1 : 16.08 {FF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 16.12 {FB} - winty looks downfield.
1 : 16.16 {rHBF} - He kicks towards peterss and roo2macca.
1 : 16.2 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 16.24 {rHBF} - Running with the ball is peterss.
1 : 16.28 {CHB} - A poor handpass but FryerTuck is up to the challenge.
1 : 16.32 {CHB} - FryerTuck is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 16.37 {CHF} - With the ball is cooney.
1 : 16.43 {CHF} - Passes to Yakker by hand.
1 : 16.47 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to roo2macca.
1 : 16.51 {CHF} - He elects to use cooney and kicks in that direction.
1 : 16.55 {CHF} - FryerTuck is in the way and will mark.
1 : 16.59 {CHB} - Its hard and tough but FryerTuck wins possession.
1 : 17.03 {rW} - A hospital kick.
1 : 17.07 {rW} - But the kick goes straight to Freo Hammer 21.
1 : 17.12 {lW} - Freo Hammer 21 breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 17.16 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 17.2 {rW} - Running back with the flight of the ball is fancyscum! Brave mark.
1 : 17.23 {rW} - fancyscum sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 17.28 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 17.32 {lHFF} - peterss did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 17.36 {lHBF} - sjohns12 slowing down the play.
1 : 17.4 {rW} - A kick towards MattWriting territory.
1 : 17.45 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 17.49 {lW} - Freo Hammer 21 looks downfield.
1 : 17.53 {rW} - He tries to find fancyscum with a chip pass.
1 : 17.57 {rW} - fancyscum and HawkPatrol both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 18.01 {lW} - Nobody's checking HawkPatrol.
1 : 18.05 {lW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 18.09 {rW} - MattWriting screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 18.13 {rW} - But Freo Hammer 21 is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 18.17 {lW} - Freo Hammer 21 looks downfield.
1 : 18.22 {lW} - Finds Oddhawk with a handball.
1 : 18.25 {lW} - Handpasses to Yakker.
1 : 18.3 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Oddhawk.
1 : 18.34 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Yakker.
1 : 18.38 {rW} - Almost a throw to fancyscum.
1 : 18.42 {rW} - fancyscum nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 18.48 {lW} - Freo Hammer 21 on the end of this.
1 : 18.52 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 18.57 {CHF} - cooney is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 19.01 {CHB} - FryerTuck has possession.
1 : 19.05 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 19.09 {lHBF} - That's a great mark.
1 : 19.13 {lHBF} - sjohns12 has possession.
1 : 19.17 {C} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of scezza.
1 : 19.21 {C} - sante drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 19.25 {C} - scezza has possession.
1 : 19.3 {lW} - He tries to find HawkPatrol with a chip pass.
1 : 19.34 {lW} - But he picks out fancyscum.
1 : 19.38 {rW} - Not enough pressure on fancyscum.
1 : 19.42 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.46 {rW} - No-look handpass to Yakker.
1 : 19.5 {rW} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
1 : 19.54 {lW} - With the ball is HawkPatrol.
1 : 19.58 {rHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 20.02 {rHFF} - Poor option and lion around makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 20.07 {lHBF} - With the ball is lion around.
1 : 20.11 {lHBF} - lion around sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 20.15 {lHBF} - lion around didn't see that tackle coming from StFly.
1 : 20.19 {lHFF} - GWBogan takes off.
1 : 20.23 {lHFF} - GWBogan takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 20.27 {lHFF} - Boot to ball from GWBogan under pressure.
1 : 20.31 {lHFF} - GWBogan kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
Geelong Gumbies FFC : 4.1.25
Mount Buller Demons : 4.4.28
 

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