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Mmmm.Funny thing is. that's the first thing i'd do.
And you'd get yourself killed.
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Mmmm.Funny thing is. that's the first thing i'd do.
Run, Hide, Fight.You have no bloody idea what you'd do.
Good luck to ya pal.Run, Hide, Fight.
And I thought you were one of the sensible ones.Mmmm.
And you'd get yourself killed.
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What's your plan champ?Good luck to ya pal.
Funny thing is. that's the first thing i'd do.
Or you could live in France where they are absolutely shitting themselves atm, whereas the Yanks are sleeping with a gun under the pillow, I know where i'd rather be.You've convinced me.
I'm off to live in a good working example of a society with lax guns laws that is a lot safer than here and has absolutely no problem with gunmen going on murderous rampages ever. EVER!
I'm off to the US, guys.
Probs gonna get heaps of guns just in case someone comes after meWhat's your plan champ?

tell that to ISIS tiger.That's because you're not a responsible gun owner. It's also the very reason why less guns is a solution rather than more guns.
Ahh, the good ole US of A, where toddlers kill their siblings with guns because they're so readily available and their owners are irresponsible. What a paradise.Or you could live in France where they are absolutely shitting themselves atm, whereas the Yanks are sleeping with a gun under the pillow, I know where i'd rather be.
Then posts that the USA is safe because of more guns.You know what's funny.
You've started a thread titled 'Pray for Mali'.
You've then, in over ten posts, not actually even referenced Mali or what is happening there. Just used it as a convenient excuse to spout alarmist drivel about guns.
Don't need heaps of guns, just one, a handgun will do.Probs gonna get heaps of guns just in case someone comes after me
Actually, in the extremely unlikely event that I'm caught up in a terrorist situation...or even a nutjob hostage situation like the Lindt cafe siege...I'd most likely do what I'm told (or pretend I'm dead, if possible) to minimize the danger to myself and others.
Of course, I'm not arrogant enough to assume that I know exactly how I will act in a high pressure, incredibly stressful situation like that because I've never been in one.
How dare you insult the people who saved their own lives by pretending to be dead in terrorist situations?! There are several survivor accounts of people who have done just that, including one from Paris that was published this week. I can assure you they were a heck of a lot smarter than you and they were not "lying down like a bitch", they were saving themselves from being murdered.Don't need heaps of guns, just one, a handgun will do.
Sure it's unlikely you or me will get caught up in a terrorist situation but the odds are shortening.
Pretending to be dead sounds easy but what if you've been shot and the pain is excruciating, so brave not to scream, i'd be shooting at the gooses rather than laying down like a bitch.
Yet i've been insulted all through this thread for providing a solution to fighting terrorism, how are the law enforcement dealing with hostage situations now, shoot first and ask questions later.How dare you insult the people who saved their own lives by pretending to be dead in terrorist situations?! There are several survivor accounts of people who have done just that, including one from Paris that was published this week. I can assure you they were a heck of a lot smarter than you and they were not "lying down like a bitch", they were saving themselves from being murdered.
You are either incrediblg young and naive or old, set in your ways and arrogant beyond belief.
More guns isn't a solution.Yet i've been insulted all through this thread for providing a solution to fighting terrorism, how are the law enforcement dealing with hostage situations now, shoot first and ask questions later.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/11/gunmen-hostages-mali-hotel-reports-151120084719883.htmlCan somebody tell me what the catalyst for this thread was?