Half Cat gets a makeover

[a.f.k.a.y.o.p.]

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Former intelligence officer in the 80's who somehow managed to evade jail after selling weapons to Iran and using the proceed to fund a terrorist I think somewhere in South America.

Wasnt that 0liver North?????

 

[darren forssman]

I

Former intelligence officer in the 80's who somehow managed to evade jail after selling weapons to Iran and using the proceed to fund a terrorist I think somewhere in South America.


Wasnt that 0liver North?????

that is what i thought?

the iran contra affair!!

 

[DanA]

that is what i thought?

the iran contra affair!!

Yeah North was the more imfamous one with the famous photo. He was one of Poindexters staff members.

 

[TheTimeCometh]

He was literally poured into that suit.

 

[Bakes]

2. The assessments made of that gal in one, shitty foto. i have seen those endowed with looks come up a dog's breakfast with the wrong interpretation of the camera. at least 6-8 pots???? hahaaha!!!

yer hand must be more attractive.

Be careful, you'll soon have all the big mouths on this board sprooking about how good they are again.

Poor lass. Violated by the self violators. Those who plunder themselves and their creative resources and plunge themselves head long into the iniquity of self indulgent fantasy and abrupt messy endings.

are we talking about the holier than thou, i cant believe its not butter promoters here?

 

[Kittenish]

Is it just me or is the testosterone getting out of hand here?

Boys, you go daydream about banging her somewhere else. Like the bathroom.

 

[TheTimeCometh]

you don't wanna use the keyboard after me.

 

[WE Are Geelong]

A beautiful love letter for the girl in the picture with Half Cat.

Blonde ambition.
Dont smile at me with your teeth.
'Fore' my 'skin' is underneath.
Do you like my 'cut'?
Not my hair nor Brazilian.
I'm not like a million other guys. They're tadpoles.
Jealous boys who called you moles.
They will never see your skin folds.
I will test your weight and flab.
And your fitness with my grab.
If presented with a slab.
I would chose an all night stab...in the dark...with you.
Are we in love? It's beautiful.
Never was a man more suitable.
Avatar was he.
Get down on one knee.
Get going.
Yes it's time.
It's half time. Hurry.
Hot and sexual and I'm intellectual
Third quarter starting
Love retreats like brazen farting
Why is it my love's departing?

Yours truly

 

[Bakes]

Boys, you go daydream about banging her somewhere else. Like the bathroom.

Its not about that, more about a few people on here finally admitting that being and internerd they shouldnt look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[DanA]

This thread needs to be deleted. I would hate for the poor girl to hear about this thread and read it. It is pretty derogatory and does not belong on the Cats board.

 

[Shmoses]

that is what i thought?

the iran contra affair!!

North was involved but so was Poindexter. In fact, Poindexter was convicted of "conspiracy, obstruction of justice, perjury, defrauding the government, and the alteration and destruction of evidence", but had the convictions overturned rolleyes: ) and now works in the public service again. God bless America.

 

[thehoff]

Its not about that, more about a few people on here finally admitting that being and internerd they shouldnt look a gift horse in the mouth.

As previously said, speak for yourself Poindexter.....

 

[BigBadCam]

Its not about that, more about a few people on here finally admitting that being and internerd they shouldnt look a gift horse in the mouth.

You are my hero.

 

[Kittenish]

Its not about that, more about a few people on here finally admitting that being and internerd they shouldnt look a gift horse in the mouth.

You mean an internetnerd.

And besides, internet nerds only get their rocks off for binary code.

Lastly, this topic is getting really stupid. If you want to fight over nerdisms, post it in like Bay 13.

 

[Bakes]

As previously said, speak for yourself Poindexter.....

way to steal someones line out of context!

You are my hero.

now now kiddies

 

[Bakes]

Lastly, this topic is getting really stupid. If you want to fight over nerdisms, post it in like Bay 13.

the topic of borat writing for the GFC or what its become?

 

[WE Are Geelong]

This thread needs to be deleted. I would hate for the poor girl to hear about this thread and read it. It is pretty derogatory and does not belong on the Cats board.

I dont know most people are saying she is pretty cute. I think she's nice.

The rest is just toilet humour where most men spend every w@nking...waking moment. The odd 'chicken' fight or two...

 

[Bakes]

I dont know most people are saying she is pretty cute. I think she's nice.

The rest is just toilet humour where most men spend every w@nking...waking moment. The odd 'chicken' fight or two...

The rest is just a bunch of adolescent boys pretending they are top notch by saying she aint much.

 

[Rockford]

We're all entitled to an opinion but where is the value in beating your chest and telling everyone where she rates in your attractiveness scale? Do you think stating that you find her unattractive makes you superior in the mating game? That you only consort with better looking women than that? A person's attractiveness to another person is subjective.

As for the contingency on here talking about whether they would or wouldn't 'tap that', you all sound like that kid in 40 year old virgin:

Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis...

 

[Bakes]

As for the contingency on here talking about whether they would or wouldn't 'tap that', you all sound like that kid in 40 year old virgin:

Virgins, ey? You may be right, I thought they were all just gaming nerds.

 

[Catters21]

2.113 max, I would not hit it.

if u give her a 2.113, u must be dating jennifer hawkins or some1 of the equivilent. oh 1 more thing.....your FOS and your fooling no1

 

[Rockford]

if u give her a 2.113, u must be dating jennifer hawkins or some1 of the equivilent. oh 1 more thing.....your FOS and your fooling no1

Not necessarily, haywood might be into BBW for all we know, his ideal woman may be Roseanne, it's not really for us to judge though. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

 

[thehoff]

Not necessarily, haywood might be into BBW for all we know, his ideal woman may be Roseanne, it's not really for us to judge though. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

I was always told that only ugly people use that saying as an excuse...

 

[Rockford]

I was always told that only ugly people use that saying as an excuse...

It's true that society as a whole has a general standard for what is and isn't attractive, not everyone's personal opinion runs to society's however.

 

[MmkMrMackie]

I was always told that only ugly people use that saying as an excuse...

Fat chicks need lovin too.