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Analysis Hamish, without Andy - The Collectors Edition
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Just like Hamish. Italy didn't make it.
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Monday 4/12/17
Dear Diary,
Did you know that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... Hamish (but not Andy, he cost extra) Brayshaw.
Dear Diary,
Did you know that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... Hamish (but not Andy, he cost extra) Brayshaw.
Apparently not if you are Colin Sylvia...
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Macgyver was such a great show.
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Hooking a gopro cam up to Hamish would be better
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Wed 6/12/17
Dear Diary,
That campaigner won the time trials again. Only reason he won is cos no one wants to let him stare at their ass.
(Actual footage from time trials. From top left, C.Masten, L.Duggan, S.Hurn & M.Hutchings.)
Toured the new stadium. Only cost us $36765.00 each. Had to ride the bike in due to lack of parking. Some campaigner didn't leave 1M gap. Nearly knocked me over. Lucky I'm tougher than a pink beetle with the number plate avishka5 . Even got to sample a $82 light beer. Anyways off to KFC with Jettas now.
Hamish out.
Dear Diary,
That campaigner won the time trials again. Only reason he won is cos no one wants to let him stare at their ass.
(Actual footage from time trials. From top left, C.Masten, L.Duggan, S.Hurn & M.Hutchings.)
Toured the new stadium. Only cost us $36765.00 each. Had to ride the bike in due to lack of parking. Some campaigner didn't leave 1M gap. Nearly knocked me over. Lucky I'm tougher than a pink beetle with the number plate avishka5 . Even got to sample a $82 light beer. Anyways off to KFC with Jettas now.
Hamish out.
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Thurs 7/12/17
Dear Diary,
Had a busy day. Went to training for our routine 45 bit managed to do it in 30. Few of the boys decided to take us noobs to San Churros. Best place I've ever been to.
I went the stock standard Churros with choc source. That's the type of guy I am. No fuss, straight to the point.
Masto went with the kids serve. Sums up him really.
Hurn went with the stuffed Churros. Said something about living the squirt of cream in his mouth...
Hutchy went for the choc filled Churros balls. He can't go past a couple of full balls in his mouth.
Jetta went all out. Ordered a serve of blue waffles.
And finally Gov went with the gluten, dairy, sugar and taste free option as pictured below...
Hamish out.
Dear Diary,
Had a busy day. Went to training for our routine 45 bit managed to do it in 30. Few of the boys decided to take us noobs to San Churros. Best place I've ever been to.
I went the stock standard Churros with choc source. That's the type of guy I am. No fuss, straight to the point.
Masto went with the kids serve. Sums up him really.
Hurn went with the stuffed Churros. Said something about living the squirt of cream in his mouth...
Hutchy went for the choc filled Churros balls. He can't go past a couple of full balls in his mouth.
Jetta went all out. Ordered a serve of blue waffles.
And finally Gov went with the gluten, dairy, sugar and taste free option as pictured below...
Hamish out.
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What story?
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Sun 10/12/17
Dear Diary,
Haven't had the time to keep a diary lately. Been onto this new food joint called subway and have been spending all my time thier/there/they're. But as easy and convenient buying a Subway is, I don’t think you can really go there every day or every other day just to appease myself. So ive decided to make a Homemade Subway Sandwich! It requires minimum effort. You essentially set forth with a bread of your option, be it a baguette or a ciabatta or even the honey oat bread like the ones Subway uses. You then top it with delicious slices of meats like turkey, ham, beef, bacon or even meatballs and fill it up with vegetables/salad. My preference would be lettuce, onions, peppers and tomatoes. Finally, drizzle some sauce to bring it all together. You can do a mayo drizzle, an onion sauce or even a vinaigrette. How easy was that? It would take me barely 10 minutes. You need at least 15 minutes to dress up to go to Subway. If you are me, you would need 60 minutes (especially if I have to wash my hair). Minimum!
I really enjoy a good subway! Crunch from the lettuce, the juicy tomatoes and oozing cheese! You got to have the cheese man. Making your own subway sandwich is really an easy way to enjoy your sandwich, just the way you like it. Can anyone resist a sub?
Here's my secret recipe.
Prep time
10 mins
Total time
10 mins
Serves: 1
Ingredients
Bread - (ciabatta/honey oats/baguette/flatbread)
Cheese - halved (Mozzarella/cheddar/provolone)
Meat (Turkey/roast beef/Tuna/Bacon)
1 tomato - sliced
6 lettuce leaves
6 slices of cucumber
1 small green bell pepper slicedJalapenos/pickles/olives (optional)
2 tablespoon of sauce (mayonnaise/honey mustard/sweet onion/ranch)
Instructions
Plate the bread on a cutting board and slice it in half lengthwise.Once you have opened up your bread, flatten it down so that it stays open.Place the slices of meat on one side of the bread. The amount of meat you put on is your preference.Put the cheese slices on top of the layer of meat.At this point, if you prefer your sandwich toasted, you can pop this is the oven for 2 minutes.Place the vegetables on the other half of the bread.Top with pickles or olives, if using.Finish your sandwich with a heap tablespoon of sauce. Again, the amount of sauce you put on your sandwich depends on your personal preference.Bring the sandwich together in beautiful harmony and cut it into half and serve.
I'm Starving! Hamish out...
Dear Diary,
Haven't had the time to keep a diary lately. Been onto this new food joint called subway and have been spending all my time thier/there/they're. But as easy and convenient buying a Subway is, I don’t think you can really go there every day or every other day just to appease myself. So ive decided to make a Homemade Subway Sandwich! It requires minimum effort. You essentially set forth with a bread of your option, be it a baguette or a ciabatta or even the honey oat bread like the ones Subway uses. You then top it with delicious slices of meats like turkey, ham, beef, bacon or even meatballs and fill it up with vegetables/salad. My preference would be lettuce, onions, peppers and tomatoes. Finally, drizzle some sauce to bring it all together. You can do a mayo drizzle, an onion sauce or even a vinaigrette. How easy was that? It would take me barely 10 minutes. You need at least 15 minutes to dress up to go to Subway. If you are me, you would need 60 minutes (especially if I have to wash my hair). Minimum!
I really enjoy a good subway! Crunch from the lettuce, the juicy tomatoes and oozing cheese! You got to have the cheese man. Making your own subway sandwich is really an easy way to enjoy your sandwich, just the way you like it. Can anyone resist a sub?
Here's my secret recipe.
Prep time
10 mins
Total time
10 mins
Serves: 1
Ingredients
Bread - (ciabatta/honey oats/baguette/flatbread)
Cheese - halved (Mozzarella/cheddar/provolone)
Meat (Turkey/roast beef/Tuna/Bacon)
1 tomato - sliced
6 lettuce leaves
6 slices of cucumber
1 small green bell pepper slicedJalapenos/pickles/olives (optional)
2 tablespoon of sauce (mayonnaise/honey mustard/sweet onion/ranch)
Instructions
Plate the bread on a cutting board and slice it in half lengthwise.Once you have opened up your bread, flatten it down so that it stays open.Place the slices of meat on one side of the bread. The amount of meat you put on is your preference.Put the cheese slices on top of the layer of meat.At this point, if you prefer your sandwich toasted, you can pop this is the oven for 2 minutes.Place the vegetables on the other half of the bread.Top with pickles or olives, if using.Finish your sandwich with a heap tablespoon of sauce. Again, the amount of sauce you put on your sandwich depends on your personal preference.Bring the sandwich together in beautiful harmony and cut it into half and serve.
I'm Starving! Hamish out...
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Missed this thread until now, but it's going straight to the pool room
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Pool room? Is that like the spank bank?
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Prepare to change that rating.
We'll see...
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Mon 11/12/17
Dear Diary,
Had a 1 on 1 meeting with Simmo yesterday. Said he just can't work out where he wants me to play. Rekons I'd be a gun anywhere on the field. Not really sure where I should play yet. Simmo suggested shadowing a few players to get a feel for the game. Thought it was a great idea. Seeing as I love kicking goals I though I start with a proven goal kicker. One of the greatest of all time! Unfortunately Masto is still in Cambodia rebuilding the houses he keeps knocking down so I'll have to make do with Lecca.
Thought I better not tell him I'm shadowing him. I want to get a feel for everything he does in his natural habitats.
3.05am
Finally found his house. Clearly being overpaid. Found a great spot outside his bedroom window. With the moonlight i can see right in. Think I better get him some PJs for xmas. Obviously doesn't have any.
4.25am
Lights on. Must be time to start his day...
False alarm. They thought they heard a noise outside.
6am
Alarms off. Lecras up. As is Mrs Lecras.hard to hear. Think he said time for a quick 45? They shut the blinds. No idea what's going on but can hear her saying ooh ahh mark Lecras.
6:00:45am
Skipped his shower and straight to breakie. 12 raw eggs, gluten free toast and some smashed avo.
7.00am
Off for a quick run.
7.30am
Ran up to the local 7eleven and bought a 6 pack of crispy creams. Original frosting...
9.00am
Arrived for training. Decided to skip training and just watch from the bushes. Hard to find a bush with so many people already in them. Met a nice chap called Keys. Said he's a reporter for bigfooty. Looked like he should have retired 40 years ago.
9.30am
Can hear Simmo yelling. Start your 45s.
10.15am
Lecca only halfway through his 45s...think he should lay off the donuts...
11am
Didn' finish his 45s. Gave up. Said he needed a food break.
11.55am
UberEats has arrived. Damn. I'm missing out of subway...and someone got cookies.
3.45pm
After finally finishing lunch everyone's heading off. Lecca looks to have done a hammy racing outta there.
Given up tailing him. Decided forward lines not for me...hamish out.
Dear Diary,
Had a 1 on 1 meeting with Simmo yesterday. Said he just can't work out where he wants me to play. Rekons I'd be a gun anywhere on the field. Not really sure where I should play yet. Simmo suggested shadowing a few players to get a feel for the game. Thought it was a great idea. Seeing as I love kicking goals I though I start with a proven goal kicker. One of the greatest of all time! Unfortunately Masto is still in Cambodia rebuilding the houses he keeps knocking down so I'll have to make do with Lecca.
Thought I better not tell him I'm shadowing him. I want to get a feel for everything he does in his natural habitats.
3.05am
Finally found his house. Clearly being overpaid. Found a great spot outside his bedroom window. With the moonlight i can see right in. Think I better get him some PJs for xmas. Obviously doesn't have any.
4.25am
Lights on. Must be time to start his day...
False alarm. They thought they heard a noise outside.
6am
Alarms off. Lecras up. As is Mrs Lecras.hard to hear. Think he said time for a quick 45? They shut the blinds. No idea what's going on but can hear her saying ooh ahh mark Lecras.
6:00:45am
Skipped his shower and straight to breakie. 12 raw eggs, gluten free toast and some smashed avo.
7.00am
Off for a quick run.
7.30am
Ran up to the local 7eleven and bought a 6 pack of crispy creams. Original frosting...
9.00am
Arrived for training. Decided to skip training and just watch from the bushes. Hard to find a bush with so many people already in them. Met a nice chap called Keys. Said he's a reporter for bigfooty. Looked like he should have retired 40 years ago.
9.30am
Can hear Simmo yelling. Start your 45s.
10.15am
Lecca only halfway through his 45s...think he should lay off the donuts...
11am
Didn' finish his 45s. Gave up. Said he needed a food break.
11.55am
UberEats has arrived. Damn. I'm missing out of subway...and someone got cookies.
3.45pm
After finally finishing lunch everyone's heading off. Lecca looks to have done a hammy racing outta there.
Given up tailing him. Decided forward lines not for me...hamish out.
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No insults. Just the truth
I should sue you for defamation.
Little known fact about LeCras, but he actually can't convert sugar into excess fat, it just adds to the muscle.
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Brayshaw never said he was fat
Saying he skipped his 45s basically does.
My lawyer will be contacting you in a fortnight.
Just so you'll know who you're dealing with, here's a picture:
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He started his 45s but couldn't finish it. Needed a food break to recharge his 'plump' body.Saying he skipped his 45s basically does.
My lawyer will be contacting you in a fortnight.
Just so you'll know who you're dealing with, here's a picture:
LeCras would be the last person at the club to struggle doing his 45s.
He practically invented it.
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