Hansen!!! Big Mistake???

[monna]

...we have good furcilities.....and that.....

No wonder the Doggies have good "Facilities", they need them for supporters such as yourself.

 

[B-Rock]

.....im being dead serouis .......

He's serouis guys!

DEAD SEROUIS!

 

[Bigeasy]

......"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.".....

"me speak bad english...that's unpossible"

 

[B-Rock]

I have no idea what you just said. It's like you had a seizure on the keyboard.

I disagree though, I am not an ukkking homo.

 

[Ry009]

Gee the mods are gonna have to sort through the latter part of this thread like a Swans stoppage.

 

[mark73]

Gee the mods are gonna have to sort through the latter part of this thread like a Swans stoppage.

There are always two ways to tell the Bulldogs have won a few games. They become the media darlings again, and their BF supporters grow a foot taller. It's just a shame it continues to crash land in a heap all the time.

 

[j flex roo]

....."the Never-Ending Storrrrrryyyyyyy-eeee-eee-eee"......

This potty mouth and poor control of temper can only mean one thing...

 

[Ry009]

.....Stop!....Conniption time!......

Please, for your own sake ;

 

[Sagnak]

Hansen will be fine. He'll be fit again soon and we'll see him charge out like he did in the Hawthorn final, where he ran stright out and laid a big shirt front. That showed us that he has a bit of grunt. Once his body matches his ambitions, look out!T'toes

Good point T'toes. Ask Campbell Brown how he pulled up after the game? Didn't spend a lot of time on the ground after that.

 

[Sagnak]

Can't believe that this thread has been hijacked by Christopher 1990. To be honest reading the dribble he has put forward has led me to only one conclusion.

He didn't lose his parents.

They lost him.

 

[tw0kbydesign]

.....duh !!!!.....

Oi w***er, what the f___ are you doing here?

I love everything use rote, boi.

You make such logical sense. Talking about our inevitable extinction in 2 years, tell me, how many free memberships do the doggies dish out every year?

Well what can I say im a sucker for ironies

Oh and for the record, im going to bump this in 2 years so we can discuss whether we have a better player than Mr Cheese.

My answer will be Hansen. You will have no choise but to succumb to defeat.

Well what can I say im a sucker for ironies!

 

[DarwinRoo]

Did you drop out of school at 7?

You have terrible writing skills buddy.

ROFL hahahahahaha

(I highlighted your mistakes, keep practicing)

You have to go to school first to drop out.

When my Dad was 6 years old he made a bet with a mate and said that by the time we are 60 North would have more flags than the Bulldogs.

Two words coming out of my Dads mouth on July 24th "CHING CHING"

 

[wakeboardandy]

Hansen = next Pavlich

 

[AGC]

So is Thompson...damn good.

We did pretty well out of that deal.

The rumour (stress rumour) is that the Cats wanted a "top up backman" and were considering either Taylor or Thompson. They apparently preferred Thompson, but were more confident that he might slip to their pick, given he was a local boy, with less exposure than Taylor. They took a chance in getting Taylor, and were devestated when we picked up Thompson.

yeah i was abit like north i couldn't keep at shcool for north in the afl! nah i finshed shcool in year 10 where ive been a boilermaker now for 2 years im happy with my life... i reakon id be more safe then a roos player like lachy hansan

Actually, boilermaking is a sunset industry, and when push comes to shove, some Nepalese guy will come to the country and work for 1/2 the price, and you'll just become another one of our increasing members on Social Welfare.

If nothing else I can take solice in the fact that Lachy has managed to stay away from sting rays.

Really if K-Rudd ever needed reason to slip a new motion to increase the voting age, this is some excellent proof. No electoral commission wants to see some 15 year old whose parents who died 18yrs ago to vote "I v0te da homo who lykes da trees numba 1, behind dat other guy who 8 his ear wacks. where da black guy?"

 

[Souup]

Well.. i reckon 75% of us were hoping Gumbleton fell to our #3 pick.. as it turns out he's picked up yet another injury that'll sideline him for 5+ weeks. Poor kid, but it seems as though luck might've fallen our way with Hansen. Sure he hasnt come along in leaps and bounds, but atleast he's getting some game time in him, even though it is VFL, and he's staying healthy. You dont expect much from KPP in thier first few seasons, you just hope they bulk up and maybe play a senior game or 3 to get them wanting more

 

[DarwinRoo]

.....I love me some raccoon and some furcilities. In that order......

first class facilitys and an empty trophy cabinet.

 

[DarwinRoo]

yeah i was abit like north i couldn't keep at shcool for north in the afl! nah i finshed shcool in year 10 where ive been a boilermaker now for 2 years im happy with my life... i reakon id be more safe then a roos player like lachy hansan

Id say your education level would be closer to your own teams success. Almost got to the Grand Final/Year 12 but fell at the last hurdle.

A boilermaker hey. Not a bad job. Not quite an Aircraft Technician but im sure it pays ok for an apprenticeship and by the way If you want to know my employer then have a look at my avatar.

 

[Twinkletoes]

This thread has been fascinating, from a scientific natural history point of view. I seriously had no idea that they'd taught a baboon to type with his one free hand.....and in modern English, no less. Ok, not quite, but vaguely recognisable words lie in amongst the otherwise piles of faeces.

It's Darwinian Theory at work (no offence DarwinRoo).....bloody hell.....I'm amazed an innocent zygote metamorphasised into that barely functional waste of skin and bones.

Bend over and peer down the S-bends when next you seek to expel a movement eh Christopher1990......you may find the pieces of brain matter there which you're obviously missing dude.

Monosyllabic grunts would suffice usually.......but this poetic oratorial genius has been a right treat for us all..

Thanks, and FK OFF OUR BOARD if your going to continue your neanderthal crap...k?

T'toes

 

[roobear]

I rate this thread 26,587 stars

 

[Racing To Win]

That would have been a good thread before that Christopher1990 snuffbag came on here and ruined it for us all. I was just looking to do a bit of light reading on Hansen and all i got was this bloke saying "use" (as in "you") which was really frustrating and annoying. I hope he gets blocked for life.
I'm obviously not a kangas supporter but i am very annoyed. Anyone feel the same?

 

[Twinkletoes]

That would have been a good thread before that Christopher1990 snuffbag came on here and ruined it for us all. I was just looking to do a bit of light reading on Hansen and all i got was this bloke saying "use" (as in "you") which was really frustrating and annoying. I hope he gets blocked for life.
I'm obviously not a kangas supporter but i am very annoyed. Anyone feel the same?

Yes!

Hold your breath for a day or two and there will surely be another Hansen thread ready to read though mate.

T'toes

 

[scottywiper]

His a buffoon.
Shirley use orl ugree!

 

[The Other Dean]

That would have been a good thread before that Christopher1990 snuffbag came on here and ruined it for us all. I was just looking to do a bit of light reading on Hansen and all i got was this bloke saying "use" (as in "you") which was really frustrating and annoying. I hope he gets blocked for life.
I'm obviously not a kangas supporter but i am very annoyed. Anyone feel the same?

Yeah, pretty much.

Particularly since I'm the one who has to now go and clean up his crapola.

Upside....he's a dot.

(In fact, we should rename this thread "Dot and the Kangaroos".)

 

[Rick18]

We should really start a 'Shower of Gold' for this board

 

[B-Rock]

This guy surely has to be in a hall of shame somewhere T.O.D.

Couldnt we get a sub forum going for the worst threads / posts?

Would be hillarious to read.