Happy 30th Blosers

[sthmelb_dimmies]

This week we commemorate 30 glorious years of no Carlton premierships.

We do however celebrate the 5 spoons in that period.

Carlton have enough spoons to set the table of a large family.

Fun fact:

In the last 30 years, Adam Sandler has acted in:

• 1995: Billy Madison – Billy Madison

• 1996: Happy Gilmore – Happy Gilmore


• 1996: Bulletproof – Archie Moses


• 1998: The Wedding Singer – Robbie Hart


• 1998: Dirty Work – Satan (Uncredited cameo)


• 1998: The Waterboy – Robert “Bobby” Boucher, Jr.


• 1999: Big Daddy – Sonny Koufax


• 1999: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo – Robert Justin (Uncredited voice cameo)


• 2000: Little Nicky – Nicholas “Little Nicky”


• 2001: The Concert for New York City – Operaman (Cameo)


• 2001: The Animal – Townie (Cameo)


• 2002: Punch-Drunk Love – Barry Egan


• 2002: Mr. Deeds – Mr. Longfellow Deeds


• 2002: Eight Crazy Nights – Davey Stone / Whitey Duvall / Eleanor Duvall / Deer (Voice)


• 2002: The Hot Chick – Mambuza Bongo Guy (Uncredited cameo)


• 2003: Pauly Shore Is Dead – Himself (Voice cameo)


• 2003: Anger Management – Dave Buznik


• 2004: 50 First Dates – Henry Roth


• 2004: Spanglish – John Clasky


• 2005: The Longest Yard – Paul Crewe


• 2005: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo – Javier Sandooski (Uncredited cameo)


• 2006: Click – Michael Newman


• 2007: Reign Over Me – Charles “Charlie” Fineman


• 2007: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry – Charles “Chuck” Levine


• 2008: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan – Zohan Dvir / Scrappy Coco


• 2008: Bedtime Stories – Skeeter Bronson


• 2009: Funny People – George Simmons


• 2010: Grown Ups – Leonard “Lenny” Feder


• 2011: Just Go with It – Dr. Daniel “Danny” Maccabee


• 2011: Zookeeper – Donald the Capuchin Monkey (Voice)


• 2011: Jack and Jill – Jack & Jill Sadelstein


• 2012: That’s My Boy – Donny Berger


• 2012: Hotel Transylvania – Count “Drac” Dracula (Voice)


• 2013: Grown Ups 2 – Leonard “Lenny” Feder


• 2014: Blended – Jim Friedman


• 2014: Top Five – Himself (Cameo)


• 2014: Men, Women & Children – Don Truby


• 2014: The Cobbler – Max Simkin


• 2015: Pixels – Sam Brenner


• 2015: Hotel Transylvania 2 – Count “Drac” Dracula (Voice)


• 2015: The Ridiculous 6 – Tommy “White Knife” Stockburn


• 2016: The Do-Over – Max Kessler


• 2017: Sandy Wexler – Sandy Wexler


• 2017: The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) – Danny Meyerowitz


• 2018: The Week Of – Kenny Lustig


• 2018: Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation – Count “Drac” Dracula (Voice)


• 2019: Murder Mystery – Nick Spitz


• 2019: Uncut Gems – Howard Ratner


• 2020: Hubie Halloween – Hubie Dubois


• 2022: Hustle – Stanley Sugarman


• 2023: Murder Mystery 2 – Nick Spitz


• 2023: You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah – Danny Friedman


• 2023: Leo – Leonardo (Voice)


• 2024: Spaceman – Jakub Procházka


• 2025: Happy Gilmore 2 – Happy Gilmore

 

[FISTO]

Sure, they might not have won any flags in 30 years but at least they… uh… ummmm…

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Sure, they might not have won any flags in 30 years but at least they… uh… ummmm…

At least they have Dekoning and Charlie...oh wait

 

[zackah]

Almost 11,000 days

 

[Chronz]

3 decades of failure. Here's to 3 decades more!

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Sure, they might not have won any flags in 30 years but at least they… uh… ummmm…

At least Essendon has won a final in that time

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Have also made just one Grand Final in that period... and were SPANKED... fitting really

 

[FISTO]

Elmer_Hauser

Happy anniversary big dog

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

 

[Footy Is Good]

LOL, even Norf have more recent flags.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Such a tragic history.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

LOL, even Norf have more recent flags.

Even Essington have more recent flags.

Let’s that sink in

 

[Mofra]

Now the AFL actually care about the salary cap, Carlton are poo.

That's not a coincidence.

 

[V23]

Here's to thirty years of living #rentfree in OP's pinhead

 

[The_torpedo]

to mark this great occasion, here's a list of fun facts about Carlton!

which team/s have less finals appearances in the 21st century? Gold Coast!

which team/s have less finals victories in the 21st century? Gold Coast!

which team/s have less prelim appearances in the 21st century? Gold Coast!

which team/s have less grand fial appearances and victories in the 21st century? None! because you can't have less than 0 grand final appearances!

so to all fans of the very fine clubs out there who have had their struggles: take heed, for at least you are not the C.F.C - the Crappy Football Club!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

…and yet their flog supporters are still amongst the biggest shit talkers in the Bay

lol
@
Elmer_Hauser

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Almost 11,000 days

Just checking - are Lego sets, train carriages, and basically barcodes the only things left to illustrate numbers this high?

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Reminder that 30 years was so long ago, Channel 10 News used to turn up on Mad Monday and interview smashed blokes and put them on the evening news.

Look what they’ve taken from us:

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hi Chief can you tell me what this Fred is about please? Thanks