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Played UNO with my kids half pissed last night. Little dickheads decided to gang up and "draw 4" me every time even when the dumb campaigners were down to not many each. I had a ****n wad of cards resembling a Japanese fan and for some reason they thought it was hilarious. They wanted to play Yahtzee after that and i told them to GAGF and sat on the couch and watched a bit of the New Years concert until i felt the urge to hop in the bath with a toaster. Fresh as **** today as a result
 
Played UNO with my kids half pissed last night. Little dickheads decided to gang up and "draw 4" me every time even when the dumb campaigners were down to not many each. I had a *n wad of cards resembling a Japanese fan and for some reason they thought it was hilarious. They wanted to play Yahtzee after that and i told them to GAGF and sat on the couch and watched a bit of the New Years concert until i felt the urge to hop in the bath with a toaster. Fresh as * today as a result
UNO and Monopoly were ripper games. I got the Iron Maiden version of monopoly. UNO is hilarious
 
UNO and Monopoly were ripper games. I got the Iron Maiden version of monopoly. UNO is hilarious
Played Monoploy with the missus when she was pregnant with our first one night and she wouldn't quit until one of us won. Most ****ed night ever. I think i just slipped her Mayfair and a couple of stations when she was on her 57th toilet break for the game to end it but you cant tell pregnant women they're ideas are shit
 
I’m in Perth ATM visiting my son, with Mrs Drover and some of my sons mates. Ten of us at his house and it’s been very loud. We played Codenames and Balderdash for a few nights, was very funny as everyone was half cut. He had about 30 people here last night, Mrs Drover and I made it to just past 12 but the young ones went to bed about 5.
I wanted to go to bed at 9 as it was already 12 in the civilised part of the country. Had a swim in the ocean this afternoon which livened everyone up and just having my first beer for the year.
Have a happy new year flogs and lets hope Carlolton are shit again, as usual 🍺
 

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