I love NYE
We don't go anywhere cos I don't like to leave our dogs alone with all the local dickheads who think it's cool to start letting of fireworks on the 29th of Dec non stop till the 2nd of jan.
We usually have a bbq then once our youngest is in bed me and the good wife sit outside under the pergola and belt out daggy 80s music as we have a few drinks and talk s**t about how good we used to be. Springsteens Glory Days usually gets a run at this stage .
The better half only last till about 12:07 ( she isn't much of a drinker) then I'll stay up till one or 2 smashing the beers by myself untill for some unknown reason I start to think that crappy bands like Toto and Wang Chung actually sound good if you turn them up really really loud.
Then once I go to the beer fridge and grab another beer only to realise I still had a 3qtr full stubby sitting in front of me , I then say to myself " Snake you legend , its time to hit the fart sack".
Then I stumble into the love den ( that's what I call my bedroom) and I say to the better half " wake up woman it's 2019 and I'm gonna give you the best faaarking shag you've had this yr".
Then I usually fall asleep on the side of the bed with one shoe still on and my pants half way down.
I love NYE.
Happy 2019 my fellow Saints tragics
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We don't go anywhere cos I don't like to leave our dogs alone with all the local dickheads who think it's cool to start letting of fireworks on the 29th of Dec non stop till the 2nd of jan.
We usually have a bbq then once our youngest is in bed me and the good wife sit outside under the pergola and belt out daggy 80s music as we have a few drinks and talk s**t about how good we used to be. Springsteens Glory Days usually gets a run at this stage .
The better half only last till about 12:07 ( she isn't much of a drinker) then I'll stay up till one or 2 smashing the beers by myself untill for some unknown reason I start to think that crappy bands like Toto and Wang Chung actually sound good if you turn them up really really loud.
Then once I go to the beer fridge and grab another beer only to realise I still had a 3qtr full stubby sitting in front of me , I then say to myself " Snake you legend , its time to hit the fart sack".
Then I stumble into the love den ( that's what I call my bedroom) and I say to the better half " wake up woman it's 2019 and I'm gonna give you the best faaarking shag you've had this yr".
Then I usually fall asleep on the side of the bed with one shoe still on and my pants half way down.
I love NYE.
Happy 2019 my fellow Saints tragics
